Search words gone wild…
If you were to be given the key to our, how should I phrase this given the delicacy of the subject about to be broached, back end, you might be surprised at the key search words that land gentlemen, vigorous gentlemen only perhaps, here.
The reason, according to our analytic data on the subject, is a story, five years ago, called Barely Illegal: The Surf Photog and his Teen Gal.
It told the story, via Matt Warshaw and his Encylopedia of Surfing, of the surf photographer Ron Stoner and his fourteen-year-old girlfriend Paulette.
Different times, yes, for this was in 1967 when everyone was either soaked in LSD or living in a Mason Family commune, but it was a curly moral conundrum for Warshaw to wrestle with.
“Stoner was, I don’t know what you want to call him — not just schizophrenic, but otherwise damaged,” wrote Warshaw. “So yes he was 21, and Paulette was 14, and I’m not saying that’s great. But they dug each other, her parents were okay with it, and when Ron went down the tubes, Paulette was pretty much the only person from his past who didn’t bail out. The story here isn’t about sex with a minor. Can you even understand that?”
The words barely illegal, teen gal, hit, accidentally, so many popular search words, there ain’t a day goes by without fifty or so men crawling over the site looking for that particular pot of gold.
Other interesting keywords.
Do you have a fav for most shocking?
Jeff Clark foil boards?
Professional surfers that can sing?
someones been hitting the bath salts again
“creepin in windows”
Coincidence, just a couple days ago, (before seeing this piece) I had just picked up a coffee table type book off my shelf titled, “Photo/Stoner” by some cat named Warshaw and had thumbed my way through it looking at a few of the photos again– some pretty (very) cool stuff–iconic photos from a time past that you could actually ‘hold in your hand’ and get a taste of that time period. Stoner really captured the spirit of those times.
Who knows, Stoner could have had a platonic relationship with Paulette considering his upbringing and hers, no need to drag people through the muck, based on speculation. Totally cool book though, (pictures saved for posterity)–kudos to that cat named Warshaw…….
No commentors have ever studied a list so intently.
Why on earth would anyone search “Hurley surf team riders”? Fucken weirdo alert!
I’ll admit to this one – what I found or didn’t find was Hurley didn’t have a “team page” which I thought was weird.
The whole list reads like a dark dadaist poem.
But somehow “Is depactus a good brand”
is the only thing that stuck with me.
Whew!
Best Beachgrit content in a while!
Maybe ever.
I find the incredibly poor use of the English language here the most shocking thing by a long way.
Sorry to disappoint you…it’s not 50 or so men each day…it’s just me, 50 or so times every day
YIKES back to the anti vaxxers thanks
I like tan lines
Paddle boards bit by sharks, and little girl big cunt.
The Internet is a scary reflection of the world. Also.. who uses the c’bomb as a descriptor for a vag. Clearly not Aussies, kiwis or poms, it’s wasteful use of the word.
“Daddy fucks me at the beach” was me. I don’t really have any explanation for why I typed it in. I’m really sorry guys.
That’s ok
Which beach?
And gravely disappointed when image search kicks up a dad dropping in on his kid.
I’ve never really been clear on the meaning of the word “lolita” either. Is it quite taboo? It’s not really in the ordinary Aussie vernacular as far as I can tell. I’ve always thought it had diddler-esque connotations so I’ve steered clear. Definitely seems like a septic has done that one. Where is Ben Marcus from?
It means 18 but looks 14
Hahaha that explains the persistence with the smooth pussy criteria in the searches. Seems like the same bloke typing in most of these. He must be working from home. Mandatory wank break every 15 minutes.
I knew a guy who was 16 and she 13, but she looked 16 and he 13, so it all worked out pretty good.
Good book.
I don’t think Nabakov was a surfer though, but maybe.
I Wouldnt touch this subject with a 6 inch pole.
Because the best you can do is 4 inches????
Midlenghter:
Shortboarder: it’s not the size of the equipment, it’s how you use it.