Also, David Lee Scales got barreled.
I think I broke my heels yesterday in a freak playground accident and now cannot move, or at least walk. Punishment for calling Dirk Ziff and Kelly Slater the world’s biggest hypocrites on yesterday’s chat with David Lee Scales?
Likely.
Both Dirk and Kelly share that… aura. Like Dr. Magneto in X-Men. I have not watched X-Men but feel likeDr. Magneto must have some sort of aura and that people who cross him, either physically or emotionally, are dealt swift, asymmetrical discipline.
Or maybe they are more like Dr. No.
Well, sometimes you eat the bear and sometimes the bear eats you.
In other news, David Lee Scales and I spoke about linguistics (my specialty), Dirk Ziff, Kelly Slater and his (David Lee’s) recent visit to the Palm Springs Surf Club.
It’ll send even the biggest wave pool hater directly to Tablet to see if there are any nearby design hotels available at Covid-19 prices.
Listen here.
I’ll listen to it later
I’ll never listen to it. Never do. I’m just not a podcast kind of guy.
That’s a serious injury chas, I can’t help but wonder if you required hospitalilisation, or surgery?…something I think I would like to have seen
“Hey you fucken left wing liberal freaks, take those fucken masks and gloves off before you think about touching me…pussies”
A discussion about Wet And Wild without Derek’s sensual description of Cheyney or the Stache?
I’m no physio
However I diagnose
Fascia MidLength
I’ll lissten* to it later.
*Waiting on a phone cal from Carissa.
That footage shows some serious drop knee bodyboarding chops.
Dropknee was first pioneered in the late 1970s by Hawaii’s Jack “The Ripper” Lindholm and sometimes referred to as “Jack Stance”.
I guess this exposes one to a long ago past life in the sponge game of the 80’s-90’s, but Jack Lindholm never got his due credit back in the day compared to other pro boogers… don’t know if it’s available anywhere here on the ‘ol interwebs, but the footage of his bottom turns and the lines he drew with the rail of a piece of sponge while riding drop-knee at consequential Pipe are legendary, yet overlooked…
“Professional Agitator Surf Journalist Purposefully Hurts Heels, Vows Those He Agitated Will Never Put Him Back On His Heels”
A 1 second head dip on a 1’ wave looks ridiculous.
Kook.
You should post the video of you breaking your heels, Choz.
That’d give us something to laugh at !