"The comment, both exclusionary to homosexuals and the trans-community while pushing the hurtful narrative of cisgender normalcy, is also very mean."
You sure never do know where the 11 x World Champion and wave pool ownership enthusiast Kelly Slater will pop up. The beginning of the Coronavirus shutdown found him bouncing around New Zealand then Australia before somehow arriving in the United States, a healthy trail of environment sustaining CO2 lighting his path.
He is a mover and shaker though always on Instagram where he opines on various thises and thats.
As you know, Slater recently canceled BeachGrit, blocking and removing, possibly over being called the most environmentally damaging non-politician in history, though he has long taken offense with the surf tabloid’s “character revealing” tone of “funny and cheap.”
Well, it seems like the world’s greatest surfer also has a mean bone, going out of his way to finger men with erectile dysfunction.
Underneath a recent Instagram post featuring an effete younger man smashing himself in the head with a can of beer and knocking out with a caption “tag the softest person you know”, Kelly commented “Girls should be tagging guys who couldn’t perform.”
The comment, both exclusionary to homosexuals and the trans-community while pushing the hurtful narrative of cisgender normalcy, is also very mean.
Imagine having erectile dysfunction and getting tagged by a onetime lover. Imagine scrolling up and seeing she was egged on by Kelly Slater.
Imagine hot tears streaming down your cheeks, falling onto your knees and wondering, “Why Kelly Slater? Don’t you have enough? Beautiful ex-girlfriends, homes in Hawaii and Airstreams in Lemoore, a fridge full of Purps. Must you take my pride too?”
Will Kelly Slater apologize?
For you, I will try to find a way to reach around his embargo and ask.
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Here is an old saying I just made up. A surfer, who is an asshole, is …….just an asshole.
Aren’t you misquoting him? Wasn’t it: cheap, funny, character revealing? Of all the news outlets I expect a better standard of integrity here.
Does every joke have to be inclusive to trannies?Who writes this drivel? I hope they’re not paid for such petty nonsense.
Don’t point when you can nod.
Don’t nod when you can wink.
Guy should stick to surfing.
Why do I read this shit…
Kelly’s shit? No idea.
I drank a can of Purps once and had a boner for a week.
Too funny Chas…. that would become the best podcast so far!
It’s escalating like a volcano as it is….
The hardest thing to deal with would be having ED and finding out Kelly is gonna come finger you.
Kelly Had ED when he was going bald and if he was beach grit with a D in the Butt he would have never gotten over it holistically or with any more women…… How can Kelly keep a boner when Anderson Cooper adopted a child that will never lovingly breast feed until 2 years old
Sometimes it’s difficult to perform with too many dudes around staring and watching even when I tagging their wives I deserve a Lil bit more privacy because I be pumping more blood than most people would be
What a bunch of PC crap. People are so weak and sensative they have to assign meaning to statements made by others. Bitches. Toughen up or the world and life will have you for a snack.
Hey Kelly! Go thru the drive- thru at your local”,Jack in the Box”, and ask the girl or guy,” Jack Off Tonite, or is he working Later.repeat 10 times,” world chump, world chump”.
You’re new at this aren’t you?
Kelly should meet a friend of mine!Mr.Hugh Givesashit.And he tells about people who know his old nemesis Mr.Heeza Jerkoff.
Smellys always talking about himself…
He was brought up to know better but seems to have lost his compass along the way!
Hit up Pam. I’m sure she has some dirt on his dingaling.
Tommy’s dirt?
What’s tagging?
I think ,” squirting on walls with,” yer handheld white marker”?
I’m seeing the cracks appear as society is shut down and he can barely be worshiped.
Willie….Willie Not…Willie…Willie Not. That is the question.
OK Gritties- this is actually some f ing funny stuff for a change-up … Bravo!
Don’t you bloody dare
Reach around his embargo
He might harden up
Well played