Watch: Likely Trump supporter wrestles shark with bare hands, pries jaws open and shows teeth to stunned onlookers in Joe Biden’s back yard!

"Wow."

Oh the things a person can find in the state of Delaware, including blue crabs, saltwater taffy, one-time Senator and presidential hopeful Joe Biden and Cape Henlopen State Beach Park where we lay our scene, from ancient grudge break to new mutiny, where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.

Cape Henlopen does have occasional waves for surfing but also sharks including Sand Tiger Sharks, Bull Sharks and Dusky Sharks.

Over the weekend a bronzed man waded into those waters wearing trunks reminiscent of Greg “Da Bull” Noll and caught a fairly large shark with his bare hands, wrestling it for a moment before prying its jaws apart and showing its razor sharp teeth to onlookers.

RAW VIDEO: Swimmer captures shark off Delaware coast

The way he grabbed the shark without first asking permission, instead of draping himself uncomfortably over the shark and whispering something in its ear without first asking permission, lends credence to the working theory that he is a Trump supporter.

Those who witnessed the spectacle were both shocked and impressed with one woman stating, “Wow. That’s a big ass shark.”

The shark was said to have been released back into the water though the video does not show the moment.

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Hippy
Hippy
6 years ago

The mongolian spare ribs are sublime amigo.

Lamb chops too, but if Ono is on the menu I’m not going anywhere else.

Used to have a charge account at John Dominis in Wikes…. fyi

Fun fact LGR…. Roy was a sous chef at Ma Maison. Wolfgang too. Joachim three. I serviced that account as a teenager and opened Spago. Saw him years later in Chicago and he remembered the ‘surfer” guy. He was angry before that and after, GM of the Union Station thanked me for providing a moment of anger relief.

Hippy
Hippy
6 years ago

black sand… good wave. I lived at the Kahala Hilton…. called the Mandarin Oriental now yes?

Same place and in your hood I suspect. Or Hawaii Kai. Roy’s. Lovelovelove.

Otto
Otto
6 years ago

In related news, Bubba Wallace called for the termination of a maid at the hotel he was staying at. Wallace claimed the maid is a member of the KKK. The FBI was called in to investigate. It turns out the maid was just changing the bed sheets.

Hippy
Hippy
6 years ago

Yup. BS point…. had a gig that put me up at the HIlton for weeks over years. now the Oriental. tiny pass in front.

Hippy
Hippy
6 years ago

I enjoyed your surfing pipe while I was staring at small close outs and scared to walk beyond my yard of COVIS19.

Town feels like mini Hong Kong to me and no thanks although I had so many good surfs…. ridiculous.

So guys who are not white and very wealthy support Trump?

I guess that fits an ego profile. Prejudice or just entitlement. But they should be anarchists and they are establishmentarialists. How cool is that, I made up that word.

There are guys in Orange County who will passionately argue against clean water and air.

Humans can be difficult.

Hippy
Hippy
6 years ago

Trump supporters are the strongest snowflakes ever!

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
6 years ago

Hhmmmm
Blocking should really only be for other sites like stab and inertia.
The real beauty of Beach Grit is in the ability of it’s commenters to take the slaps and continue on anyway.
Please don’t abandon the true honesty that can blossom here…

Hippy
Hippy
6 years ago

Hold on bro… what kind of problem is it?

You give comb over a pass and politics a pass… ?

I’m not happy with the candidate choice WO…. feel it’s a politically safe one. But it’s fuck the Trump and it doesn’t really matter.

Just like “fucking the establishment” which everyone agrees upon, but you don’t have to torch our system for your own personal benefit and involve enemy nations to do so. Crossed the line. And he’s a world class, elite douche bag that you wouldn’t allow to paddle into your lineup and take every wave.

It’s right and wrong, not right and left.

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
6 years ago

How big are these sharks that you wrap in a towel on such a frequent basis ?

Hippy
Hippy
6 years ago

Time to block shroom for sure.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago

Don’t go dude.
It’s just friendly banter.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago

Tiger is being very quiet.
Not stupid.

Hippy
Hippy
6 years ago

As is Michael

Hippy
Hippy
6 years ago
Reply to  Hippy

You hear anything from Kobe? No.

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
6 years ago
Reply to  Hippy

MJ pledged 100 million over 10 years to black owned businesses and community development. Hopefully someone emerges that can join the front office and help the Bobcats be respectable. MJ could play, but can’t pick talent.

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
6 years ago

Look Bud, if you’re going to come in like a tornado then block people that reply, it is just going to be easier to block your account here.

Billy Hunt
Billy Hunt
6 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

I missed all the fun, didn’t I

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
6 years ago

Your insistence that real surfers should be ashamed because they didn’t complete their tertiary education is extremely odd.
With most serious surfers it is the complete opposite infact…

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
6 years ago

Goodness knows why any surfer would be ashamed for not completing their University education.
A lot of us are very proud of the fact.
I myself am a law school dropout.
I left back in ’83 and went surfing all around the world and worked on the surfboard building industry for many satisfying years and now own a cattle farm back in NZ.
My parents and extended family were dissapointed for quite a while but they got over it.
Perhaps you should too.
P.S. Are you sure you’re an actual surfer ? Or did you accidentally find yourself on this site when you were really meaning to go to stab or inertia to pick up some sand raking tips ?

Owen Wright's Brains
Owen Wright's Brains
6 years ago

your brain is the equivalent of chas’ skin.

Hippy
Hippy
6 years ago

what? cartooned?

Owen Wright's Brains
Owen Wright's Brains
6 years ago
Reply to  Hippy

seen better days/fucked.

Hippy
Hippy
6 years ago

Dr, is less testing the answer to less infections? I had no idea it was cause and effect.

Owen Wright's Brains
Owen Wright's Brains
6 years ago
Reply to  Hippy

for sure. currently zero infections in my missus’ hometown*
*Also no doctors in hometown.

Hippy
Hippy
6 years ago

because they are isolated!

Hippy
Hippy
6 years ago
Reply to  Hippy

Meanwhile, my small town thought it prudent to allow tourist throngs to invade our beach in hopes that the small businesses in town that live elsewhere would thrive.

We spent 3 months diligently adhering to protocol so that our city council would flood us with potential infection from cities with exponentially higher exposure???!!!!!

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
6 years ago
Reply to  Hippy

Biggest predictor of a country getting fucked by 1st wave of COVID? Fundamentalist evangelicals that deny science and watch Fox/Hannity, and their Republican overlords who suck at the teet of Mammon like that piece of shit Lt Gov from Texas. Fucking joke.

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
6 years ago
Reply to  Hippy

If there were less surf cams, there’d be less surfers. Right?

Brutus
Brutus
6 years ago

hang on did you just call Donald gay?

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago

How about Nascar Bubba and his racist garage door string.
Straight up fukwit?

Hippy
Hippy
6 years ago

Got the FBI involved !!!!!

Tiktok is clowning your comb over.

What next?

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago
Reply to  Hippy

Black tissue paper?

Shroom
Shroom
6 years ago

Coz ya hate nazis but dig zz top?

Uneducated
Uneducated
6 years ago

You are a sneaky bastard Chas…sharks and politics, then sit back and watch the show
Pretty sure when we realise both sides of politics are filled with self serving cunts, the better off we will all be
But I did really like this article, made me laugh loudly, good writing my friend

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago
Reply to  Uneducated

You should run
BG party!!

Uneducated
Uneducated
6 years ago

I am definitely a self serving cunt…so I feel I have the necessary qualifications

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago
Reply to  Uneducated

Talk to jizzy for funding
He’s loaded


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