Good for what ails you!
But you clearly recall the terror, just months ago, injected into our normally peaceful surfing community by Kim Prather, an atmospheric scientist in San Diego, who postulated that surfing could help spread the novel Coronavirus as it gets floated on the misty spray from all our sick wraps, carves and whacks.
Oh the troubles, the tribulations.
Ms. Prather backed slightly away from the assertion, days later, claiming she was partially misquoted but the damage had been done. Surfing banned. Surfing outlawed. Eating Asian-fusion cuisine near the beach banned too.
Well, as it turns out, a new study from Edinburgh, Scotland suggests that not only is saltwater not a virus super spreader it may, in fact, be part of the cure.
Gargling salt water, specifically.
The original study, discussed here, tested the salt water gargling theory on people with common colds, not novel Coronaviruses, but found such promise that it will now be tested on the latter.
Does is excite or did you already know, in your heart, that our surfing always holds the keys to health and happiness?
Though not announced as part of the trial, there has also been some curiosity as to the effect of saltwater on erectile dysfunction.
More as the story develops.
any day now…
and the republicans haven’t the ability/intellect to prosecute him for ANYTHING. retardos.
hahahha. what a fool.
Cheers bro, I appreciate the support
I’m not normally a negative guy, but I’m seriously thinking of giving you a down vote here
I dunno, I see Otto’s posts as more health advisory than informative
political theater: benghazi, obamagate, birtherism, pizzagate, tucker carslon, migrant caravan hordes, war on xmas, gay marriage…….
Surprised this article wasn’t written by DR … he’s the the one with a fetish for gargling salty solutions … but then maybe Chas has got some hidden talents?
Up your nose with a rubber hose ! Or try your local closeout beach break. Same anti covid results
Unless you’re in Texas. In which case , brain eating amoebas are standing by
Been swallowing saline for years in surf – prob can inject your cock with saline too as per below
Twofold result – obviously keep Kelly off your back for trolling small members, and prevent erectile disfunction
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I went surfing with my sister and one of her friends at an outer bay of Noosa. Sister’s friend had forgotten bikini top. Waves were too good not to surf and she din’t want to wear the summer dress she had been wearing. Result; she surfed topless for 2 hours with about 5 others. Heard people talking about it 2 weeks later.
It’s very distracting to surf when you know there are white pointers in the area.
Was your t shirt filthy?
I was just wearing boardies. Walk in, walk out with what you are using to surf. No more and generally no less.
I hear gargling the balls of powerful people is a good way to get ahead in life. If there’s a take away here, its that gargling wins every time.
give some head to get ahead
I’m pretty sure my Aunty shared this treatment on Facebook in between posts about All Lives Matter and ‘You’ll Remember This If You Were Born In The ‘50s’
As salt water’s free
No one will fund this study
We’re all gonna die!
There is much to recommend this.
I always suspected that surfers were less likely to have any issues with CV19, the ocean being of unlimited therapeutic value. Except for VALs… they’ll be just as susceptible as the non-surfing rabble.
Surfing and choking down salt water for about 5 years in Southern California will give you a military grade immune system.
We’re gonna need way more saltwater. And lots more step-by-step directions on..uh..living.
“People don’t have a job, people don’t know where to go, they don’t know what to do,” the former vice president [Joe Biden] said in Lancaster on Thuraday. “Now we have over 120 million dead from COVID.”
Now we have 120 million otto comments on how shitty dems are. We get it bro.
Beware. You’re only encouraging me to post more.
Rad.
I don’t take responsibility.
I dont, but luckily have zero interest in Americans bickering over American politics.
@OttoBeenThere:disqus
yeah the onslaught of it definitely squeezes out the enjoyment of this joint
Wincys enjoyment matters!
I think the secret to peace is realising they all agree on so much more than the disagree, and the focus should be on that which they agree on
Like…in November, everyone would love to see Trump in a landslide
Just that some want him on top of it, others want him underneath it
Ha. I have often thought about non-Americans reading Beachgrit and how boring it must be for them to be subjected to so much American political debate in the comments. I certainly wouldn’t want to devote hours of my life to say…Brazilian political parties, Portuguese lefties vs righties, British parliament members views on social services. But fuck, I don’t even devote much time to American politics, and I’m an American. But I do vote, and appreciate that right.
If you really do appreciate it and want to continue voting
Vote Right
Make an informed choice … don’t get your advice off BGs comment section
That’s good advice…
From the comment board.
I call guys into close outs all the time … def don’t listen to me
There’s a Right way to vote,
And a Wrong way.
Sometimes.
What happens if one gargles with haggis soaked in IrnBru while listening to The Pretenders whilst wearing a kilt?
enlightenment
Phatty! Where ya been?
Well, if you were listening to the Proclaimers you’d walk 500 miles and then walk 500 more, and you’d be the man who walked 1000 miles to fall down at the door of the erectile disfunction clinic…
But seeing as you were listening to the Pretenders (an American woman singer, songwriter, guitar player backed by a few Poms) you’d have ‘brass in pocket’ with which to buy some Viagra……
Thats the one. Shitty 80s and 90s european groups are not my specialty. I do notice i have change in pocket though.
Though I’m not sure many Scots would appreciate being called European any more than they like the fact that Trumpy is of part Scottish descent…
I love the Scottish Parliament bldng. Beautiful design. Hope they get out from under England. Although north sea oil is big part of their economy. Not sustainable.
European – fine. British – get fucked.
British islander?
Naaaah
Fuck those euro clowns
You don’t know how good you’ve had it…
Yeah they cut a sweet deal hey, the Poms?
Worked well in India, Australia, Scotland, Africa and who could forget Ireland?
Gerry Adams was a big fan.
Haha my grand parents were from a Highlander clan but settled in Fife before immigrating to Aus..till their dying fkn day hated the Brits with a passion..
You get sent to the funny farm.
Any benefit to gargling/being in saltwater concerning erectile dysfunction is immediately wiped out commenting on Beach Grit… wait, damn…
P.S. Speaking of, when is the Beach Grit Commenter Ugly Movie of Surf (BGCUMS), a section based surf film featuring BG commenters frantically rotating their arms, being released?
BGCUMS – You can script this!
I drop knee bodyboard so do nothing but flail my arms.
That explains a lot
There’s nothing as sweet as falling out of the lip frantically winding up the windows trying to get your rail line set on the drop, then losing all speed and getting caught behind the section and mowed.