Come meet your new favourite surfer!
Caio Ibelli is the twenty-six-year-old Brazilian surfer with the flawless patrician features and rosebud month who, repeatedly, garrots world champion surfers, mostly John John Florence and Gabriel Media, but also including Kelly Slater.
Told he’d never be a pro surfer ‘cause he got into the game late, Caio won the world junior title in a stacked field that included Filipe Toledo, Jack Freestone and Wade Carmichael, became the rookie of the year in 2016 and has continued to be a thorn in the side of anyone who intimates that he ain’t no good.
A little over a week after his twenty-sixth birthday in 2019, this journeyman of five feet and six inches who nobody pays attention to although they should was catapulted into the world of one hundred and thirty million souls as the bogeyman who stole Gabriel Medina’s dream for a third world title in Portugal.
Caio got hit with ten thousand hateful messages in two hours after Medina and his guy-pal Neymar loosed their armies onto the “high-voltage” natural-footer.
All this, of course, is discussed over the course of eighty-eight minutes, with a late diversion into his life as a single man (“Every man has to get a Brazilian girlfriend,” he says, all but twirling his snout against a vulva frothed with lubricity while we speak) after his split from pro surfer girlfriend, Alessa Quizon.
Charlie and I are grotesque, trembling the air in apparent orgasmic spasms, while Caio concusses us both with his endless beautiful bludgeon strokes.
He’ll lead your poor heart to slaughter, too.
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Probably a bit of a strange request, but could you try to get Charles‘s wife on the podcast. I’d be quite curious to hear what she thinks where the industry is heading. Plus, if memory serves me well, she doesn’t have surf clients so she might not be bound too much by conflicting interests.
I second this. Just listened to her on Looking Sideways and she was excellent. Also, I’d like to hear women in general on Dirty Water. Supposedly they’re part of this BG audience
Gabby listened to this and fasttracked the Medinaburger launch date kicking off what will come to be known as the Brazilian burger wars. Shits about to get nasty as Ibelliburger and Medinaburger fight for market share. When questioned about their sons gutsy endeavor the Ibelli clan simply stated, “I like pizza”
You should enjoy this then.
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once married to Alessa Quizon, beats gabs, jjf and slater on the regs and owns a burger joint… not a bad life
And suffers no existential crises. Cut from the same cloth as Taj Burrow, Brett Simpson etc. A winner at life.
That was a very enjoyable listen. Caio comes across great. Keep these coming. The last two have been fantastic.
He’s going all in on a burger joint??? Even during the best of economic times he’d be better off heading to the local casino and putting it all on red.
great interview he seems quite unfiltered. no sponsors and nothing to lose.
Can someone please listen and tell me what my opinion should be?
That’s me with any content longer than 30s these days
I enjoyed very much.
I’ll listen late for you.
I’ll listen to it later
You’re building up quite the backlog.
Would you like Negs to ban you so you can spend some quality time catching up?
Are you at a swinging bar mitzvah? Mazel tov!
I had a Brasilian girlfriend. Was fun while it lasted.
Every guy should have an Asian girlfriend for the squeaky toy noises.
And beautiful ratios.
Is Lubricity
The electrical charge caused
By dry vaginas?
I’m going to have to Party Pete this one.
… and, no Zoom screenshot of Caio?… did he refuse because he’s embarrassed of his Mr. Belding hairline?
Hairline resilient! Forgot to grab while interviewing, new program, Squadcast, don’t record video.
Zack could have been something big if Belding was tougher on him ….