The hottest club in town!
But oh my goodness how excited are you to think that, right now, allegedly, Kelly Slater’s Surf Ranch’s wooden gates are swinging wide for a gaggle of bright-eyed World Surf League Qualifying Tour veterans, cameras rolling to catch their various reactions, as they begin their journey to become The Ultimate Surfer?
I don’t know exactly when the reality television show is supposed to begin filming but I heard July and now we are in July and so…
It will be a funny show, at the very least, and maybe fun though I can’t imagine any real talents will be discovered. Hidden stars don’t exist any more. Still, will the assembled team of coaches etc. take a professional surfer we have seen many times before, like Yago Dora say, twist a few screws and turn him into a competitive machine who knows exactly what to do to get up in the excellent range?
Possibly.
What about Evan Geiselman?
The stylish Florida pro has long been one of my favorites but maybe we should just keep that between us as he was recently caught “liking” one of President Donald J. Trump’s tweets which, in turn, led to calls for his cancellation.
Have you ever wondered where people go when they get cancelled? Is there a club for them? The Cancelled Club where Lana Del Rey croons, Jimmy Fallon performs his brand of “edgy” comedy and the reality television show COPs plays on closed-circuit televisions?
It sounds nice.
Since Evan will not be at Kelly Slater’s Surf Ranch, I wonder if Dooma Fahrenfort can take his place? I always thought the powerful South African had what it takes to make it all the way to the top.
Oh.
Never mind.
He got cancelled too.
Sad.
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Did a “Dirty Sanchez” become a racial slurr?
Can we cancel the media? 80% of the worlds problems would be gone in an instant.
Evan hanging in Windansea lot all day July 4
Ugh.
Fun Fact:
Mixing surfing and politics is lame.
Opinions are like surfers, they have assholes. Everyone has a surfer. No wait, thats wrong.
. oh yeah….surfers are like assholes and have assholes and asshole opinions.!! Three strikes.!!!
WinnerWinner!!!
Ah yes, lets cancel those who don’t fall in line. Fascist.
Yeah Evan, guess you support oil drilling in Florida eco warrior. White guy + White town=Trump lover.
The Trump administration is preparing to open the door to oil and gas drilling off Florida’s coast — but will wait until after the November election to avoid blowback in a swing state whose waters both parties have long considered sacrosanct,
Biden plans on going back to bed with a hot water bottle in december
Lana Del Rey was cancelled?
Good. She Nasty.
If you dress a Mexican up like an Australian they just look like a scaffolder.
Being on the show will only intensify the search into each contestants history.
Better be a cleanskin, the heat will be turned up.
Dooma rules, fuck off
Guess who else just got canceled? YOU!
come on charlie, everyone knows i cancelled myself years ago
Who the fuck uses Twitter?
When Trump was elected I was promised camps, Goddamnit!
Where are the camps???
You obviously don’t watch Queer Eye
Not in years, why? Did they get camps???
I’m so fucking jealous!!!
camps were cancelled cos black people rule usa now…cos obama.
I thought they have several popular ‘camps’ on the border with Mexico and also a well-known longstanding one at Guantanamo Bay…
Yes…but there are children there. Who wants to camp with children? I want an adult camp with adult FUN.
I always get Evan and Eric confused. Both are very nice at the inlet. They tear it up. Flat rocker good for Florida slop, like in the photo.
That isn’t a photo of Florida bro.
Notice how flat Eric’s rocker is….
The fact that were still talking about ultimate surfer is amazing.
That’s just a rumor.
The text on the screen shot to small for these tired eyes. Wtf did it say?
Trump stuff I think.
So it looks as though the surf destination the Dominican Republic is on track to elect a Narco-State leader.
Cocaine + Surfing: A Dominican Republic Story?
https://www.redstate.com/se…
I wonder what sort of companies will be advertising for Ultimate Surfer. While some advertisers target the demographics of who is watching the show, other advertisers target the location and what it has to offer.
And so I wonder what Lemoore has to offer:
https://www.youtube.com/wat…
I also wonder if there’s a band called “ini” in Lemoore. Every gig the promoter has to announce “Now welcome to the stage the band “ini”!!!!!
we have the same sponsors!
I love how tolerant the ‘progressives’ are. Geiselman ‘wrong thinking’. And who’s hanging Geiselman out to dry. The answer to that would be: the modern gestapo and its collaborators.
So, to not be a fascist we should loyally follow people on social media who support a fascist?
If you are implying that the Donald is a fascist then you don’t have a clue what a fascism is. I suggest you read a book on what a real fascist is and what they did to their own people who didn’t ‘think’ correctly.
He don’t even know what a racist is either
Looks like academia has done their job teaching young adults all they need to know. College classrooms, a virtual incel cancel cell, where all is just Swell, ignorance shiiit, no need to quell, just sell, sell, sell history they can’t tell, even when enrolled in some University of Oh Well.
https://youtu.be/YC4Qg4IUkvY
Sheeeeeiiittt.
seems like a lot of AOC voters here
It’s a fine line between bartending and being a House Representative. Serve a whiskey sour. Serve the kool-aid.
We got a lot drinkers here. I’ll never forget our fearless leader on an early The Grit podcast. You could hear the clinking of ice cubes in Chas’ tumbler.
the line gets even thinner if you yell the usual empty calls to action loud enough, will be great for `Merica to have more uneducated people changing the laws on our behalf
You just implied that progressives were the Gestapo. The Gestapo were fascists. Fascism comes in many flavors but always includes anti liberal and anti socialist ideals along with utranatiolalism and authoritarianism. It is impossible for someone to be liberal and fascist. Trump plays to all the key underpinnings of fascism. His brand of ultanationalism is white supremacy.
Must be nice to be so pure
(Whispers…the “progressives” are, in fact, facists. Note that all of the destruction in the US recently is people who identify with “progressive” ideologies.)
Sshhh….don’t tell him. The irony is delicious when they eventually stumble on truth. Emotion can’t change facts.
Russian to judgment?
Ayn Rand had an interesting take.
http://aynrandlexicon.com/l…
Facts like white supremacy right right wingers committing mass murder in black churches and synagogues?
Why you telling the Mexican this, whiteboy? If you ashamed of yourself, that’s your problem. Latinos been fighting fascist commies in S. America for a long time, with no help from traitors like you.
I’m not ashamed of myself. I stand with anyone with everyone who fights against fascism. I’ll tell that to anyone of any race. Not all ultranasionalism is racist. Mussolini didn’t believe biological separation, but ideological separation.
Now why don’t you take your accusations of me being a traitor, wrap them in a pineapple and shove them up your ass.
Ok haole. So to pick and choose the nationalism you like, you now resort to insulting Hawaiians with your pineapple insult.
Go back to your ollo, mensol.
How does shoving a pineapple up your ass insult Hawaiians? The fruit originated in South America, jou vaak etter kop
Uh huh, right.
Yep, right. Pineapples come from South America brought to Hawaii by colonizers.
I see, Hawaiians needed the agricultural expertise of the white euros. You should incorporate a 3d Reich avatar in your profile.
Because I tell you that brutal colonizers brought the fruit to Hawaii and completely fucked the locals I’m now a fascist? That pineapple must be causing you so much pain you can’t think straight.
Yup. Stop backpeddling fascist. Grow a pair & stand behind your words.
I’m not backpedaling. You have a problem understanding basic concepts fukwit.
READ your words, fascist. Don’t make it worse by attempting to delete your racist takes either. The internet never forgets…
Didn’t delete anything fuckwit
Your so easy to bait. Bravo, a true dumbass.
Thanks. Coming from a dumb cunt like you, it’s a complement.
“compliment”: there, fixed it.
“Backpedaling”, there fixed it.
Complement is spelled complement. Fuck you are stupid.
Double down on stupidity to get the last word…so fucking dumb, your condition has escalated to myopia.
The version you used describes a collective improvement. You meant to use the one to praise or admire.
To be sporting, I’ll let U have the last word, since you imply the ability to educate on BG.
No mames guey! Trump is racist, no chingues con pendejadas mamon.
Callate el osico, putito.
Homofobic, racist and uneducated, why am I not surprised? Hocico amigo.
Is this what the news told you to think, dumbass?
Keep sucking Trump cock. Your righwing smooth brain couldn’t formulate a single opinion of it’s own without being told what to think by your puppet masters
Talk about going out on an intellectual limb.
Seriously? Who is doing all of the rioting, cancelling, calling for dissolution of the police, etc.? It’s not the Right.
“blood and soil”
no point arguing with progressives when they can`t recognize that Antifa actually acts very much like a fascist group
Who’s calling for citizens to be cancelled here? Would you say they are liberals? Do they support free thinking? One could say that they are in fact the anti-liberal brigade. This makes the Donald the bastion of liberalism, not?
Urchin, you sound like Joseph Stalin! He killed more people than Hitler! Did you cry when your hero Bernie got blown out of the water by Old Fart! Of you didn’t, you just dropped your pants around your ankles, bent over and pledged allegiance to Creepy Joe!
White supremacy? You’re a fuckin moron. The liberals cow towing Big Pharma (run by the FDA) is the definition of fascism. You’re just fuckin stupid.
You sound like a fucking moron who is lost on a thread from 4 years ago. Why didn’t you take your opinion, wrap it in a pineapple and shove it up your fascist ass.
To be honest
You sound more fascist than a fascist
You sound like you don’t understand the meaning of words.
a unit of language, consisting of one or more spoken sounds
Urgh.
No good?
I was just testing the sound out. All good!
Got the band name yet? I’m not saying we’re board experts around here, but if you posted a working list of rocker designs, we’d more than happily pivot to a litre on the list. I reckon.
Negatron’s Life Matters
No. We almost got to the point of making stickers and t-shirts, but there was a change of heart. Current potential name is ‘Lawn Patrol’.
There’s branding potential there.
Imagine the Album Cover art. Album titled “Gopher It”
Song selection:
Can you dig it?
The Earth is Worming
Go Pherk Yourself
Cross market branding. Cheap cigarette brand. Lawn Darts. Company slogan.: “Smoking isn’t pointless. Lawn Darts. Nah, yeah ya fuckin bogans”.
Not bad
Ok. You sound like you don’t know what certain words mean.
if newscorp didn’t tell him, he doesn’t know.
Maybe he can appease the mob by simply finding an old Che Guevarra tweet and….uh nevermind.
Uh you can choose not to follow. Nobody will care and nobody will stop you. Cancelling somebody for an opinion you disagree with. Fascist
You sound like you take your marching orders from Joseph Goebbels.
If you are implying that the ——- is modern gestapo then you don’t have a clue what the gestapo were . I suggest you read a book on what the real gestapo were and what they did to their own people who didn’t think’ correctly.
“Surf nazis must die” wasn’t a film about real nazis mate.
Haven`t seen it, was it any good? I f I remember correctly my post was a play on Louis P`s “If you are implying that the Donald is a fascist then you don’t have a clue what a fascism is. I suggest you read a book on what a real fascist is and what they did to their own people who didn’t ‘think’ correctly.”
Been a fan of Steez for a minute now. He doesn’t hold back on the ‘ol Grit either…
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He really did hit the nail on the head though, as paragraph breaks are the hallmark of compelling content.
Wait until we all start putting spaces between each letter in our comments.
i t ‘ s g o i n g t o b e a m a z i n g ! !
bingo
But they call out numbers in a bingo game.
It’d kind of work with letters, though there’s only about a quarter of the available options…
Just scrolled his account. It’s good fun.. maybe he’d come write for the grit?
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Not just a ‘dumb surfer’ after all