Bombshell: Kelly Slater’s green bonafides shattered as surfing’s largest environmental organization decries wave pools as “excessive consumption… unnecessary and irresponsible” in scathing missive!

Devastating.

Surfrider Europe delivered a massive blow to student of Chinese culture and 11x World Champion Kelly Slater by releasing its official position on wave pools and there is little to nothing about it which the part-owner and spokesman for KSWaveCo. can find reassuring.

The world’s largest surf-specific environmental organization pulled no punches in its recent missive titled Wave Pools: Concerns Outweigh their Value moving point by point through how projects like Slater’s Surf Ranch and proposed Surf Ranch Australia “artificialize” the land, destroy habitats, add to the decline of biodiversity, suck enormous amounts of water and power, weaken ecosystems and promises to fight any such project along the European coastline.

Devastating.

As you well know, Kelly Slater is also an environmentalist, and has a deep love of the ocean, having first become aware of how important it is to protect them whilst, maybe coincidentally, surfing in France.

“There were so many plastic bags in the water that I remember at one point thinking that if I fall and get a mouthful of water, I might choke on a plastic bag.” he told noted marine conservationist Dr. Stone in a wide ranging interview. “Once you have an awareness around something, (you) change immediately.”

Here, you can see the great passion he feels for our saline playground.

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Aside from his artificial wave pools potentially solving the great “surfers-choking-on-plastic-bags-after-falling scenario (controlled environment, pool cleaners with long poles to gather bags from the water etc., it is difficult to argue with Surfrider Europe’s position vis-á-vis the environmental impact. Many, many buckets of greenwash would be necessary but what then will professional surfing’s greatest of all time do?

It is uncertain how, or if, Slater will respond to Surfrider Europe as they are now likely blocked across his social media channels.

More as the story develops.

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Tomas' silky smooth arms
Tomas' silky smooth arms
6 years ago

Haaa yeah, would like to see him lounging around at Lenmore all fat and wired complaining about being cancelled.

Ed
Ed
6 years ago

How quickly people can turn.

For the last twenty years he was the greatest ever.

Now his just another old, old pro surfer trying to make a few more dollars out his career before his nothing but dirt in the wax of the next kid corporate companies can shape into a money maker

Shroom
Shroom
6 years ago

99 problems in Aus and a wave pool ain’t 1..
https://youtu.be/A3-kbLyqVRg

CJ Parker's EX BF
CJ Parker's EX BF
6 years ago

Free Snapple for all! https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

rwvbwl
rwvbwl
6 years ago

hahaha,
it’z gotta just peeve thee sheee~it outta Charles ‘Chas’ Smith that Robert ‘Ke11y’ Slater still blockz him on what~eves webbie site it is that get’s his chonies alllll bunched up enough to make mention of it everytime!
hehehe…

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago

Higher ups said we had to let him go.

@TheSurfingExpert 🇫🇷
@TheSurfingExpert 🇫🇷
6 years ago

What is worse: plastic bag infested water or Raimana’s jet ski gasoline water 🤔 https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Shroom
Shroom
6 years ago

Oh your comment hands down.

@TheSurfingExpert 🇫🇷
@TheSurfingExpert 🇫🇷
6 years ago
Reply to  Shroom

That was not one of the two options. Try again!

?uzzled
?uzzled
6 years ago

Sounds like Surfrider Europe didn’t receive their cut of the revenue.

Capt Sensible
Capt Sensible
6 years ago

Ohh finnaly the ” surfrider foundation ” has dragged its green credentials out of the gutter and not before time , i choke on my fruitloops every time i read or hear how the ” surfrider foundation ” represents the majority of environmentally aware surfers and the organisations that align themselves with the ” surfrider foundation ” for greening credentials ( re credits).

Yet until now i have not seen them raise a single hand in protest to blindly obvious non greening non environmentally sensative nor sustainable development of the wave pool movement.

I have also as yet not read nor heard anyother so called environmentally aware surfing celebrity or green credential surf product company ( for example only ” Patagonia ” ) or any shaper with a eco balanced label speak out in the negative on the ” wave pool big buisness ” .

Why is this ? .

Ta for dropping by.

John Non John
John Non John
6 years ago

1. Will Surfrider Australia and US join in this condemnation of Kelly Slater?
2. Does Kelly actually know and is Kelly able to understand that his behavior is very, very bad for planet earth?
3. Does Kelly love Kelly?

Tomas' silky smooth arms
Tomas' silky smooth arms
6 years ago

Maybe Kelly will get depressed and fat…and while he’s at it get an obese, bogan Aussie girlfriend from Western Sydney named Tania.

Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
6 years ago

Spelt, Tannyeea.

Shroom
Shroom
6 years ago

Way too hard to type, try Tanyah..

Abscessed Llama
Abscessed Llama
6 years ago

Whats the impact of a ski resort for fucks sake.. Do the guys at Surfrider take advantage of a ski lift or gondola to get top of a mountain. Doubt I will ever clear the chlorine from my eyes after an air revers attempt or a failed head dip. So why should I care?

frank
frank
6 years ago

beautiful work, Karl, very El Greco-esque in both form & content
https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
6 years ago
Reply to  frank

The lovely elongated neck reminiscent of Botticelli’s surfer girl in “ Birth of Venus “

Kelly Slater’s Faith Healer
Kelly Slater’s Faith Healer
6 years ago

Repeat after me Bobby: I am good enough. I am an environmentalist. I have eleven world titles. I can win another. I built the pool. I love the Chinese. Oooohhhhmmmmmm.

Otto
Otto
6 years ago

….Bobby?! Bobby?!! Wake up Bobby!!!!
https://youtu.be/xtaNJwrVNVY

Kelly Slater’s Faith Healer
Kelly Slater’s Faith Healer
6 years ago
Reply to  Otto

I should never have left him alone with her.

Otto
Otto
6 years ago

Don’t be too hard on yourself. That said, you might think about investing in a leash. https://images.app.goo.gl/X…

Otto
Otto
6 years ago

Can’t believe she thought Kelly was ready for that yoga pose. I believe it’s called “Chin knees”. Pretty advanced stuff from what I’ve heard.

channelbottom
channelbottom
6 years ago

I like Chinese!
They only come up to your kneeees.
They’re cute and they’re cuddly and they’re ready to please!

~ Monty Python

Kelly Slater’s Faith Healer
Kelly Slater’s Faith Healer
6 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

Eric’s vocal masterpiece, don’t you think?

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
6 years ago

Hardly used. But the blades are worn down to stubs by the sand.

@surfads
@surfads
6 years ago

Fight For The Bight, now Rumble At The Ranch?

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
6 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

Watch out for the ‘Hurley at Burleigh’.

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
6 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

Gripe at the Pipe…

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
6 years ago

Inshallah ….. I hope it is not a pyramid scheme … giggles

german_surfer_007
german_surfer_007
6 years ago

Piss off back to Florida in your signature shin length board shorts and brown sandals you bald bastard!

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago

Just build it next to one of Frances gorgeous Nuke facilities.
Seriously, fuk off EuroSurfrider, go choke on a used French letter.

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
6 years ago

Those Nuclear Power Stations are so big , they are so white , they are so powerful , with huge white phallic symbols pointing skyward …. So Bex , So Manly ….. Bex you’d love em ….. Now if only I could get my hands on a fist full of CHERNO BILLS we’d be choking on fantastic spermed filled plastic in no time .

On the subject , while working as a barman , I always asked my intimate French female clients why sperm tasted like sugar . They always replied “ James you idiot it tastes like salt “ ….. and that’s a true swallow tale .

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago

Tastes more like a moan ia

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago

Ever been snowballed!?

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
6 years ago

As Splitz Enz once sang …That is a “ Hard Act to Swallow …..oops Follow “
Possibly the sound track to McCabe and Lopez at Padang Padang in Tubular Swells ?

Jordy's pout
Jordy's pout
6 years ago

Wavepools have fuck all to do with the ocean. Shouldn’t surfrider leave the fight against wavepools to their inland counterparts?

Urchin Sepsis
Urchin Sepsis
6 years ago
Reply to  Jordy's pout

Draining a coastal wetland will have an adverse effect on the ocean, as will diverting Sierra snowmelt to fill a tub in the desert.

Jordy's pout
Jordy's pout
6 years ago
Reply to  Urchin Sepsis

Ja I get that, but so will a whole lot of other inland developments they’re not going to get involved in opposing.

I worked in the nonprofit sector for over a decade, mostly spent mopping up after well-meaning twits who kept diverting resources outside of the core mission. Once organisations get into mission creep they usually start a long and painful death.

mine.mine.mine
mine.mine.mine
6 years ago
Reply to  Jordy's pout

isn’t this about the coast of Europe though?


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