Rumor: “The soon-to-air reality series ‘Ultimate Surfer’ is so good that it will save our World Surf League from otherwise certain oblivion!”

Wow!

Now, I’ve been on a rumor heater of late dishing up one truth about our professional surfing after another before those truths are “official.” Secrets that I share with you, only you, much to our World Surf League’s chagrin.

Often they paint Santa Monica in a… less-than-flattering light. Much bumbling etc. Missteps and a clear lack of leadership running all the way to the tippy-top but today’s rumor could buoy the League’s few remaining workers.

It should provide hope.

For I have heard from someone who knows someone who knows who won the soon-to-air reality series “Ultimate Surfer” and, apparently, the whole thing is so wonderfully enjoyable that it will save professional surfing as we know it.

Difficult to believe?

Yes.

The show was shot at Kelly Slater’s Surf Ranch, as you know, a place so void of intrigue as to be suicidally dull (unless Kelly Slater’s guru and spiritual advisor Charlie Goldsmith is present and/or Kelly Slater’s Chinese girlfriend) and early leaked potential invitees (Zeke Lau, Seabass Zietz) did not arouse.

But my source is… good. Good enough, at least, and this is BeachGrit where anti-depressiveness reigns supreme.

Do you doubt?

Well, we’ll theoretically see very soon.

Exciting.

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Hippy
Hippy
6 years ago

Yeah, I had a vocation and wasn’t begging to be lowly paid and edited to death so I was only so motivated.

Hippy
Hippy
6 years ago

Not what I expected VONR and that’s what makes this fun. I have a very different take that leads to a similar conclusion.

I had a robust traditional market that I could tap, but they’ve all gone belly up including the growers except for one Avo grower, but his flower is B-. I patronize the store because I now have to…. which was the corporate plan and also unaddressed by the show.

But you bring up a great point about outdoor, one the show missed entirely. They also lament the poor laboratory commercial guys spin on his own future best interest. In that case, they missed every point.

Wish we could discuss off air… I think I blew my brother in Law in Chicago’s mind after he asked me to watch the show. He understood immediately the business angles and what the attractive “reporter” never followed up on.

Hippy
Hippy
6 years ago

Look forward to your review…. i got mine.

https://www.cbsnews.com/vid…

Uneducated
Uneducated
6 years ago

Dear beachgrit regular commenters
Battling my way through this year, this site is my therapy.
Reading this comments section today was really cool, quite like sitting around listening to a bunch of good fellas in the beer garden of a local pub, or between sessions at a surf camp
Really enjoyed it
When i win lotto I am buying a jet and taking you all somewhere exotic
Cheers, love your work
Uneducated…AKA Grit Sharkie

Hippy
Hippy
6 years ago
Reply to  Uneducated

attention principles…. this comment represents a broad audience completely ignored. surfing is the story, not the peripheral “culture”…

good on you uneducated.

Uneducated
Uneducated
6 years ago
Reply to  Hippy

I’ll be picking you up first buddy

Uneducated
Uneducated
6 years ago
Reply to  Hippy

Hey mate did you hear news on uncle Brutus? I just watched a video of him speaking on coastalwatch. If you haven’t seen it…go find it, you’ll be glad you did

Hippy
Hippy
6 years ago
Reply to  Uneducated

gonna peek at it now…

Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
6 years ago
Reply to  Uneducated

When you love what you do, you don’t work a day in your life!
On the reals though, Beachgrit is great and all the shit talk and funny cunts on here are truly better than any chemical antiD’s.

Uneducated
Uneducated
6 years ago

oh yeah and i nearly forgot somehow…just edited the above post, correction to the sign-off

ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
6 years ago

They call these “reality” shows? Not unless somebody beats them into an intensive care unit, or sticks their board in their f back!

Krypto Jackson
Krypto Jackson
6 years ago

I’m curious to see the participant’s excitement to compete for a World Tour that is not even happening any time soon.

Hippy
Hippy
6 years ago

Did you see that bullshit report on 60 minutes?

What misinformation.

channelbottom
channelbottom
6 years ago

I will watch this with enthusiasm, the day Hell freezes over.

Hippy
Hippy
6 years ago

I met Pezzy in the jungle, long time ago with Flippy, Walter and Creed. I got on with Flip and Creed who like Hippy trails… pitched it to Pez who deferred to Hulett back home. Said he loved the concept. Scott said something about being too busy and put it on the shelf to look at later and kept publishing garbage about unknown long boarders with fuzzy photos. I gave up, but would see Flip often and he’d always say I should knock louder on the door. He was like that. Legend and he knew it. Walt was business first and Creed was the legend. It was like dining/drinking in a SJ mag.

Hippy
Hippy
6 years ago

xactly…. low lying fruit with advertising tentacles.

Hippy
Hippy
6 years ago

all Indicas?

Hippy
Hippy
6 years ago

Rush? Who the fuck listens to that fat fuck? Like Wally George only obese.

LGR, did you meet the Mailman or were you late to that party too…. he knows your Benny well.

Hippy
Hippy
6 years ago

sorry Jen, was not aware. love your stuff girl.

slaters foot
slaters foot
6 years ago

This sucks I was really excited about the certain oblivion

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
6 years ago
Reply to  slaters foot

Me too, secretly. It totally sucks, if true.

Dead Beat
Dead Beat
6 years ago

Is a really bitchy weak slap now called an “Aston slap”

Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
6 years ago
Reply to  Dead Beat

nah, it’s called a “Gogg flog”

MD11F
MD11F
6 years ago

Enjoyed it, bon travail.

nyc surfing golden boy
nyc surfing golden boy
6 years ago

can you guys just interview mick campbell and ask him about the time he punched AI?

Really?
Really?
6 years ago

shit was a sneak and weak…

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
6 years ago
Reply to  Really?

Fuckin’ bullshit.
Pity Mick didn’t give him 10 more and work him properly like he deserved.
All that Andy bloke could do was try and use his board as a weapon, lame as fuck…

Gino
Gino
6 years ago

Tell us who.
We can open an account with the betting agency that carries the show.
Worth buying a few BG shirts

Firelipe Torpedo
Firelipe Torpedo
6 years ago

Fake news

Phat-wan kerr
Phat-wan kerr
6 years ago

I will remain optimistic on this one purely because I knew a guy who new a guy who sold me a really good used tinny. it shit itself in the first month. I learned a great deal about outboard engines in the following months. clouds and silver linings, polished turds etc etc

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
6 years ago
Reply to  Phat-wan kerr

Nice having you comment, Phatty! Hope life has been good.


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