Man, I sure am gonna miss Santa Monica.

From the BeachGrit legal department: “What will the WSL’s death rattle look like? Kelly Slater’s retirement? Elo’s return to Oklahoma?”

WSL hit with new suit… 

Are we witnessing the end of the WSL?

Rumors abound of pitches to sell.

Pipe in December a seemingly guaranteed no go.

The Stumble at the Ranch.

(Read Longtom’s “Niggling boredom, jarring resentment” here…)

And now, the death of all corporations, litigation.

ASP Holdings, LLC, aka the WSL, is currently being sued in federal court by Evanston Insurance Company.

Evanston and the WSL allegedly entered into an insurance contract in 2017 that covered Paul Speaker, Terrance Hardy, and Jonathan Miller in their capacities as Executives of the WSL.

Speaker, Hardy, and Miller were sued in 2017 over alleged actions stemming from Zosea’s acquisition of the WSL.

Evanston is seeking “a judicial declaration to the effect that the [policy] does not provide any coverage for a lawsuit captioned, Michael Barnes, et al. v. Zosea ASP Holdings.”

According to the complaint filed in June of this year, the WSL tried to invoke their insurance policy in the Barnes dispute.

At issue is the fact that the policy allegedly only covered WSL executives in their official duties.

The litigation was stayed pending completion of Barnes v. Zosea.

That suit was settled last month.

What will the WSL’s death rattle look like?

Kelly’s retirement?

Elo’s return to Oklahoma?

The shuttering of the Surf Ranch?

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Hobbsy
Hobbsy
6 years ago

Ah, unfortunately, I lack sufficient knowledge on the subject to have any opinion.

Keith Grace
Keith Grace
6 years ago

Clearly the greatest photo placement/usage to go with a story on Beach Grit… great job as always Derek and Chas and the BG empire. Just one question, I hope someone can answer about the photo above… is that Elo on the left or on the right?

Christian S. Molnar
Christian S. Molnar
6 years ago

I’m the BG Legal Department; we, don’t as a matter of policy, think, unless Wiggs [WPS] (our minister of dis-information), leads the charge

Huli Opu
Huli Opu
6 years ago

After having carefully considered this case pro boner, I’ve come to a decision and I’m ready to rule.

A .06 percent positive return of 15,000 tested individuals unanimously renders the verdict in favor of the Goat.

All fees and court costs to be paid by Cunty kuntard

Court is now adjourned

Joseph Samuel Hannah
Joseph Samuel Hannah
6 years ago

Its not a real job get real no way no way

ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
6 years ago

All smiles. Taste the smell of it, as it encapsulates you.

Capt Sensible
Capt Sensible
6 years ago

Brutus and Nick Carroll chip in and say they can fix the WSL , but dont.

Tomas' silky smooth arms
Tomas' silky smooth arms
6 years ago

What will the WSL commentators do when this thing shits itself? Real estate agents? Also, what the fuck is Strider doing in Bali with ‘his homies’ and is he a rapper? Teets for days

Ricky Spanish
Ricky Spanish
6 years ago

It doesn’t matter how it ends as long as when it does Joe Turpel is the one who delivers the news with a solemn report that “there will be no hopping on the ski to reset this time” while a single tear rolls down Pottz’s cheek in the background

Hobbsy
Hobbsy
6 years ago
Reply to  Ricky Spanish

This is too perfect.

Ricky Spanish
Ricky Spanish
6 years ago
Reply to  Hobbsy

Pottz’s was later heard saying that if they could have just rode out of that final floater on the inside and completed the wave the WSL would have made it through to the next round…

Clark
Clark
6 years ago
Reply to  Ricky Spanish

A perfect ending!

Otto
Otto
6 years ago

I like Quit Lit more than Lit* Lit.

*Litigation

Ricky Spanish
Ricky Spanish
6 years ago
Reply to  Otto

But it was a good article so it could be said that the Lit Lit was Lit. Sorry, I couldn’t help myself.

Otto
Otto
6 years ago
Reply to  Ricky Spanish

Ahhh….a tripLit!

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
6 years ago

OKLAHOMA ,
ELO ‘s flying back and weeping on the plane .( or sweeping down the plain …. as in Nick Carroll’s tattoo …. My Brother’s Sweeper)
No waves to greet
And it smells like shit
When the wind comes right behind the rain …..

Christian S. Molnar
Christian S. Molnar
6 years ago

Rosa Luxemburg, prolly couldn’t have said it better.

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
6 years ago

Thanks Twillsy …. Way to much fun in great waves … must be a QS 1000 .
Just remember hipsters a contest is also a chance for the tribe , be it local or international , to congregate , surf , get pissed , talk shit and surf with only 4 blokes or ladies .Hell you my even get laid ….. with someone of the opposite/ or same sex ?

Astrophysicien
Astrophysicien
6 years ago

M. Ziff will decide the fate of the WSL no? There are sport owners globally that operate teams at a financial loss as vanity projects or hobbies and I imagine the budget of the WSL as a whole is a fraction of PSG, Juventus, Man Utd. or an F1 team.

WSL’s death rattle is M.Ziff not signing checks. As long as he is willing to do so the WSL survives.

Jordy's pout
Jordy's pout
6 years ago

I’m still waiting for the legal exposé of how Hurley strong-armed beachgrit to retract some frivolous gossip.

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
6 years ago
Reply to  Jordy's pout

New Hurley or old under Bob Hurley ?

Jordy's pout
Jordy's pout
6 years ago

https://beachgrit.com/2020/…

It’s amazing how dark this comments section has become since those innocent February days

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
6 years ago
Reply to  Jordy's pout

Plague and Politics perhaps ?
I had a nasty old female professor at Uni in France , and she said to me
“ James , it takes courage to be happy “….good advice , possibly , to one and all in these somewhat , insecure times .

channelbottom
channelbottom
6 years ago
Reply to  Jordy's pout

Hurluley’s origin story seems lifetime ago huh?

Jordy's pout
Jordy's pout
6 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

It was a different epoch when lofty dreams of building lifestyle brand empires were possible.

channelbottom
channelbottom
6 years ago

If every year was new chapter of stuff akin to JJF at Margs “that one time”, then I would be missing the whole rattling mess, dearly.

Predictions for the next 12 months:

Kelly & Elo on a podcast together singing desperate praises as the engine wheezes its last, investors can be heard in the background lowering the lifeboats and singing dirges.

Instagram dedicates some effort to monetising various sports mini-stars al a YouTube channels.

‘Mick’ McaullyMcMcMcCulkin will undergo a harrowing surf chrysalis stage and emerge gaunt and shredding like a soft top corelord. He and JOB will do a vlog episode where they lay various boobytraps for people on the NS and Kai Borg ends up in hospital.

The Yeppoon Whomping Donut gets fixed again and mange’s to produce an evenly slightly bigger wave an Occy almost manages to properly stand up in a barrel before the whole thing cracks and falls into the lake. The holding company pulls the plug figuratively and turns it into a stocked jetski dynamite-fishing lake for wealthy Chinese tourists.

Schroff becomes an inspirational figure to several local shaping communities around the world and they band together, pool resources and create a unstoppable creative co-op which produces a hit musical based on maraschino cherries, chainsaws and disliking Latino place names.

Derek Reilly is invited to write Donald Trump’s biography and titillate Melania with cheeky innuendo.

Jordy's pout
Jordy's pout
6 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

You forgot to mention Hurluley’s pivotal role in propping up the careers of non-surfing surfers who play tennis

channelbottom
channelbottom
6 years ago
Reply to  Jordy's pout

Ssssh!
I was waiting for the stock rollout announcement.

(I have no idea what that means, but it sounds good)

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

That I’d read.

Gwen Walz’s Eyes
Gwen Walz’s Eyes
6 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

or….. people will wake up and get back to business.

Christian S. Molnar
Christian S. Molnar
6 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

The Schroff part sounds inevitable

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
6 years ago

Kelly will catch the co-virus and after a 2 week quarantine at his Chinese adjacent girlfriends Hawaiian grandmother’s house he’ll be saved by his self administering of the last case of the only ever production run of purps.
His Chinese adjacent girlfriends Hawaiian grandmother won’t fare so well though…
(pssst, cos Kelly wouldn’t share his purps)

Firelipe Torpedo
Firelipe Torpedo
6 years ago

I’ll be honest it’s taken this ship longer to sink then I expected.

Kelly Slater’s Faith Healer
Kelly Slater’s Faith Healer
6 years ago

I believe Nick Carrol once write that Ziff’s wealth is so large that he can pay for the woozle indefinitely, without worry.

This makes me think he’s probably using it as a tax write-off.

Jimmy the Saint
Jimmy the Saint
6 years ago

Or maybe he really cares about the dreams of Caroline Marks and whoever else he mentioned in his embarrassing Waterman of the Year speech

Christian S. Molnar
Christian S. Molnar
6 years ago

Were you able to listen to it?

Nick Carroll
Nick Carroll
6 years ago

Oh he can. But there’s such a thing as momentum. It’s hard to know how many people have just switched off the whole idea in this long down time, and who would switch back on to it in a re-start. A more important q than this rather dreary lawsuit I suspect.

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
6 years ago

It’s all the dumb cunts that inflated their life jackets before exiting the vessel, with intent or not isn’t known.

Hobbsy
Hobbsy
6 years ago

I haven’t ruled out the possibility that we’re all being punk’d.

Ashton Kutcher is going to come flying out of the barrel at Lemoore any day now.

Les Grossman
Les Grossman
6 years ago

that`s what happens when you have tech billionaires with nothing better to do with their money and that old dream of being in the “cool” gang for the first time in their lives

The MHL Buoy
The MHL Buoy
6 years ago

Haven’t really missed anything about the WSL since last year..

Jordy's pout
Jordy's pout
6 years ago
Reply to  The MHL Buoy

I miss living with the eternal hope that a spectator will tea-bag the plexiglass during a post-heat interview.

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
6 years ago
Reply to  Jordy's pout

Go Big ….Praying for “Spit the Winkle” …..a chocolate move .

Gwen Walz’s Eyes
Gwen Walz’s Eyes
6 years ago
Reply to  The MHL Buoy

You dont miss pro surfing? did you watch that early morning heat at j bay in 2017 where filipe smoked jordy with world class rail carving?
If so you are a fuckin kook?

The MHL Buoy
The MHL Buoy
6 years ago

I watched a hell of a lot of dribble to get to the good bits.
The last 6 months though I’ve spent way more quality time with my family and more time actually surfing than watching other people do it.

Preston
Preston
6 years ago

Who’s Michael Barnes?

Yeah_na
Yeah_na
6 years ago
Reply to  Preston

Where am I ?..


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