United Airlines sued for crewing planes
entirely with young, tan, blonde, “surfer-like” attendants:
“Airline bases value of workers entirely on racial and physical
attributes and stereotypical notions of sexual allure!”
By Chas Smith
The unfriendly skies.
Let’s be quite frank in admitting the world has
absolutely gone to hell in a hand basket. Just one year ago, this
would have been deemed ecologically friendly, as hand baskets are
reusable and save the earth.
Today, though, it’s all just a gargantuan flaming mess. A raging
inferno where single-use plastic bags and thoughtful hemp carryalls
with reinforced handles get smelt in the same vat.
Take, for example, the just-released lawsuit against United
Airlines which claims that surf-esque adonises and adonias, mostly
adonias, are being given the most plum jobs in the
steward/stewardess biz.
National Football League charter flights.
“Young, tan, blonde…” Like they’ve just spent their morning
hours “paddling around the Trestles, picking the waves of the day,
making many combination turns.”
Like Laura Enever.
The two attendants who are suing are not young, blonde or
surfer-like in the traditional ugly Beach Boys/surf
magazine/un-woke/California/Australia stereotype. Both have been in
their jobs for many decades and declare that, “United has adopted
and continues to implement procedures that are designed to ensure
that young, white, blond/blue-eyed, female employees receive
positions with the charter program, while more senior, and Black
and Jewish employees such as plaintiffs, do not.” And that the
airline bases the value of workers, “entirely on their racial and
physical attributes, and stereotypical notions of sexual
allure.”
The NFL charter flight gigs are, apparently, desirable because
attendants who work those flights earn more, are provided with
premium accommodations and sometimes get tickets to games,
including playoff and Super Bowl tickets.
United Airlines, though not detailing specifics, released the
following statement:
“While we cannot comment on this ongoing litigation, the flight
attendants included in our sports team charter program are largely
representative of our overall flight attendant population in
regards to age and race. Importantly, flight attendant eligibility
to work a charter flight is based solely on performance and
attendance and has nothing to do with age, race or gender.”
And I wonder, if the World Surf League was an actual league,
like the National Football League, and chartered flights, etc.
which airline it would use?
I think maybe Spirit. Possibly Allegiant. And I think there
would be no attendants at all save CEO Erik Logan who would
entertain the cabin with stories about things he heard Laird
Hamilton did.
Very exciting.
Follow along with the lawsuit here. Guillory v. United Airlines,
Inc, 20-civ-03889, in Superior Court of California, County of San
Mateo.
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World champion of “historically white
supremacist sport” drops knee at contest funded by white American
billionaire to protest systemic white-racism, capitalism etc.
By Derek Rielly
A vexing issue…
In case y’didn’t tune into the Tweed contest, the
two-time world champion Tyler Wright dropped a knee for four
hundred and thirty-nine seconds in solitary with Black Lives
Matter, the number representing “one second for every First Nations
person in Australia who has lost their life in police
custody since 1991.”
Perpetuating a complete falsehood…sad…uneducated surfer does
not even understand that the BLM organization is an extreme racist,
Marxist, anti-family radical group, using violence and extortion to
get their lie out. If she stands with them, so be it.
What about the rest of the ethnicities that have been
persecuted. BLM isn’t about black lives it’s about riots and
funneling $ to Act Blue. How about Polynesians Lives Matter. or
Latin Lives Matter. Don’t drink the Kool-aid WSL.
And, so on.
A few fans fired back.
Hahaha. The amount of racists in the comments.
Comment section definitely didn’t pass the vibe check. An
athlete isn’t just an athlete, they are an individual Soul. Using
their platform to speak on what they believe.
Tyler correctly raised the issue of black deaths in custody,
something that’s been in the public consciousness in Australia
since a royal commission was called in 1987 after a horror run of
indigenous Australians dying while in police custody.
And, now, “Overall, the rate of Indigenous deaths in custody has
reduced since 1991, as of June 2020 lower than the rate of death of
non-Indigenous people.”
Of 2608 total deaths in police custody between 1979 and 2018,
roughly five hundred of ‘em were indigenous.
Deaths in police custody doesn’t just mean getting hell beaten
out of you by psycho pigs. It includes natural causes, driving
yourself into a tree in a police pursuit, suicide etc.
A vexed issue, of course.
Indigenous Australians are overrepresented in prisons (so are
short, bald men and transgender hotties, according to an ex-con
pal) and subject to the attention of over-zealous cops.
We talk a little about the opening scene in Charlie’s
Country, the interaction with the cop Luke. I tell Gulpilil it gets
me every time. The laughs, the pathos, the summation of
black-and-white relations in Australia wrapped in a minute of
dialogue.
“I’ll say something for the cops up north. They’re very
lazy,” says Mary. “In the community, aren’t they David. They’re
lazy. I know more about what’s going on illegally in the community
than the bloody cops that live there. Yeah. They’re just
lazy.”
What sort of lazy, I ask. I’ve never met a cop who didn’t
balk at taking a report or define new standards of slowness when
swinging on over to the scene of a crime.
“Going fishing, don’t they, David.”
“Yeah,” he says weakly.
Mary asks Gulpilil permission to tell a story about when he
first came to Murray Bridge. They arrived home one day to a note on
the door asking Gulpilil to report to the police station
immediately.
Mary rang ‘em and the cops told her it was “something to do
with the bank.”
Three days later, when they eventually got around to
interviewing their suspect, the cops explained that an “Aborigine
man” had grabbed a woman’s credit card from her while she was
standing in line in the bank and had fled to the nearby bottle shop
where he used it to buy booze and cigarettes.
“They showed us a photo and no way was it David,” says
Mary.
“No way it was me,” says Gulpilil.
“Blind Freddie could’ve seen it was a desert man,” says
Mary, who explained to the authorities that the distance between
bank and bottle shop was too far for an invalid like Gulpilil, who
has to crouch over a walking stick to make it from TV room to
kitchen, to cover.
“But they said, ‘Someone said it looks like David.”
Mary fumes.
“Well, it wasn’t.”
These sort of accusations aren’t new to Gulpilil. He’s felt
it his entire life.
His own regent’s uncle, Prince Edward VIII, who famously
abdicated the British crown to marry the divorced American Wallis
Simpson, wrote in 1920,
“They showed us some of the native Aborigines at a wayside
station in the great plain yesterday afternoon, though they are the
most revolting form of living creatures I’ve ever seen” and “the
nearest thing to monkeys I’ve ever seen.”
Still, in the enlightened year of 2018, surely a black man
can enjoy freedom of movement without molestation from
authorities.
Mary looks serious.
“Want me to tell Derek about the night we got pulled
over?”
“Yes, yes. Please.”
“We got pulled over one night, driving. It was about half
past eleven, twelve o’clock at night, coming home, and they tried
to get me to use a breathalyser and… I can’t… I have never been
able to do it. Most cops are really good about it and then one of
‘em points at David, who’s asleep, and says, ‘Is he
alive?’”
Mary told ‘em he was and shoved Gulpilil in the ribs,
telling him to wake up.
“Is he drunk?” said the cop.
Mary explained that he didn’t drink.
“He looks drunk to me,” said the cop.
“And then they’re carrying on about this breathalyser that I
should be able to do. They worked it out that I couldn’t physically
do it after ten minutes. I was ready to faint. Then they asked for
a licence. Not mine. David’s. They took it, went back to the car,
checked it and…nothing. I was almost asleep at the steering wheel.
Next minute, I heard the licence smash down on the dashboard, they
told me we could go and they shot off like a bat out of
hell.”
Mary darkens at the memory.
“And that same guy was telling us the week before that his
friend was working up in Ramingining. ‘Oh he has a wonderful time,’
he said. He goes…fishing!”
Mary says she didn’t complain about being hassled ‘cause why
bother when karma is going to spin its wheel and, besides, Gulpilil
didn’t want any more trouble.
Julian Wilson’s $US1.5 million lawsuit
against Hurley explained; world #11 cites “Hurley’s increasingly
toxic reputation in the professional surfing world”
By Cedar Hobbs
According to Wilson, Hurley claimed that if he did
not agree to the payment delay, they “would face bankruptcy.”
If you happened to tune into the Tweed Coast Pro today
(and weren’t dropped by the site), you may have noticed Julian
Wilson’s ensemble was notably plain.
No Hurley striped wetsuit.
The nose of his stick devoid of any stickers for the first time
in years.
Odd for a perennial CT’er.
Even more odd for the second best-looking surfer on the CT, just
barely bested by Wade Carmichael (I like my men
hairy.).
Earlier this month, Julian Wilson filed suit against Hurley
International in California state court.
The complaint alleges that Hurley refused to pay Wilson $1.5
million that was owed “under a written endorsement agreement.”
Wilson alleges that “Hurley [sought] to profit from the
worldwide health pandemic” by claiming that Wilson had breached his
contract by not participating in surf contests that were cancelled
due to COVID-19.
In 2014, the parties allegedly entered into a seven-year
contract where Wilson granted Hurley the right to use his name and
promised to wear Hurley branded apparel at contests, to promote
Hurley on Wilson’s social media accounts, to participate in photo
shoots, and to make personal promotional appearances.
In return, Wilson was apparently owed $1.5 million per year plus
additional performance-based bonuses.
In December of 2019, Hurley was purchased by Bluestar Alliance,
“a brand management company.”
Following the sale, Bluestar allegedly announced its intention
to “shift” away from athlete sponsorships.
The complaint claims that “at the time . . . ‘Bluestar [was]
reportedly looking for loopholes in contracts for even the most
high-profile athletes to use as leverage to renegotiate
terms.’”
Hurley did not renew several contracts that expired in 2019,
including Rob Machado’s and Adrian Buchan’s.
John John Florence also left Hurley in early 2020.
According to the complaint, Hurley made several attempts in
January and February of 2020 to “renegotiate or terminate Wilson’s
Contract, claiming it was too expensive.”
In response to the global pandemic, Hurley allegedly asked to
delay their 2020 quarterly payments to Wilson.
According to Wilson, Hurley claimed that if he did not agree to
the payment delay, they “would face bankruptcy.”
Wilson claims that “as an accommodation to Hurley, and in honor
of their long-standing professional relationship,” Wilson agreed to
amend the contract, pushing back the date of his first payment to
June 15, 2020.
The complaint alleges that at the time of the contract
amendment, Hurley knew of the impending cancellation of several
World Tour events.
In June, “Hurley again approached Wilson” and “[asked] to extend
the final year of the Contract . . . over two years, instead of
one.”
Hurley then allegedly threatened to withhold Wilson’s upcoming
payment of $375,000 if Wilson did not agree to the new offer.
Wilson declined the offer, citing “Hurley’s increasingly toxic
reputation in the professional surfing world,” but still expressed
his willingness to continue to work with Hurley.
On June 15, 2020, Hurley allegedly failed to send Wilson his
first payment.
The following day, Hurley apparently notified Wilson that they
were terminating his contract as “Wilson had ‘ceased’ to
compete.”
Wilson claims that he has still not been paid.
The contract apparently entitled Hurley to reduce Wilson’s
compensation if he failed to compete in at least five World Tour
events in a year.
The contract also allegedly did not contain a force
majeure clause.
For those of you who do not subscribe to dead languages, a
force
majeure clause essentially frees both parties
from obligations in the event of extraordinary circumstances, such
as a global pandemic.
Hurley no longer lists Wilson as one of its team riders.
We likely won’t have answers any time soon, as America’s legal
system isn’t exactly known for efficiency.
But it seems that surfing’s bubble has burst.
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Comment Live: Professional Surfing is
back-esque with the Tweed Coast Pro!
By Chas Smith
It's go-ish time.
It has been many months since professional
surfing in the ocean. Today, we have the Tweed Coast Pro
which counts for neither World Qualifying Series points nor World
Championship Tour points and cannot truly be considered
professional surfing at all in the traditional sense of the phrase
though is far, far, far better than any Stumble at a Ranch.
These visceral accidents, as I write this, are no longer a part
of professional surfing, as under governments worldwide it was
decided to protect the lungs of the surfers with a sort of social
distancing designed in the terms of the decree “to avoid those
horrible sights which so disgust foreigners and tourists.”
These protectors avoid these sights and greatly decrease the
number of professional surfers with grave breathing problems, but
they in no way decrease the pain suffered by the surf fan; they
take away much of the bravery from the professional surer, this to
be dealt with in a later post, and they are the first step toward
the suppression of the professional surfing altogether.
The professional surf contest is an Australian institution; it
has not existed because of the foreigners and tourists, but always
in spite of them and any step to modify it to secure their
approval, which it will never have, is a step towards its complete
suppression.
Un-Spicoli: New York teenager arrested for
“repeatedly going to school,” becomes champion of “anti-surf”
establishment!
By Chas Smith
Skool is kool.
The anti-surf establishment, infuriated since
their Mr. Hand was made to look very foolish by student/surfer Jeff
Spicoli at Ridgemont High School in 1982, has finally found its
champion on Long Island, very near Montauk.
You’ll certainly recall the scene wherein Spicoli entered Mr.
Hand’s U.S. History class late after likely smoking marijuana in a
van and proceeded to call him a “dick” to his face.
An aggressive insult, showing clear disregard for authority and
education, that has not been avenged until this day.
For this day, or maybe yesterday, Maverick Stow marched into his
William Floyd High School and was arrested for “repeatedly going to
school on online days.”
The school released the following statement:
“Mr. Stow continues to display irresponsible and selfish
behavior with today’s latest publicity stunt. He arrived wearing a
neon green shirt — for high visibility — with a contingent of media
just outside the fence line trying to capture him getting arrested
as he entered the building.”
Young Mr. Stow countered with:
“I feel strongly that kids should be able to go to school five
days a week. I hope that me facing the consequences for my actions
are going to lead to potentially change in the schooling system and
a 100% in-person learning solution.”
Young Mr. Stow’s mom, Nora Kaplan-Stow, added:
“Kids need to be in school every day. Virtual learning is not
learning. My son is being suspended because he wants to be in
school.”
Many questions.
Will the anti-surf establishment send young Maverick Stow on a
high school speaking tour around these United States to counteract
Jeff Spicoli’s damaging messaging that school isn’t cool?
Will his mom be joining him?
Do you think young Maverick Stow is named after:
a) Tom Cruise’s Top Gun character
b) The late U.S. Senator John McCain
c) James Garner
d) The city of Dallas, Texas’s NBA franchise
e) Other