Skool is kool.
The anti-surf establishment, infuriated since their Mr. Hand was made to look very foolish by student/surfer Jeff Spicoli at Ridgemont High School in 1982, has finally found its champion on Long Island, very near Montauk.
You’ll certainly recall the scene wherein Spicoli entered Mr. Hand’s U.S. History class late after likely smoking marijuana in a van and proceeded to call him a “dick” to his face.
An aggressive insult, showing clear disregard for authority and education, that has not been avenged until this day.
For this day, or maybe yesterday, Maverick Stow marched into his William Floyd High School and was arrested for “repeatedly going to school on online days.”
The school released the following statement:
“Mr. Stow continues to display irresponsible and selfish behavior with today’s latest publicity stunt. He arrived wearing a neon green shirt — for high visibility — with a contingent of media just outside the fence line trying to capture him getting arrested as he entered the building.”
Young Mr. Stow countered with:
“I feel strongly that kids should be able to go to school five days a week. I hope that me facing the consequences for my actions are going to lead to potentially change in the schooling system and a 100% in-person learning solution.”
Young Mr. Stow’s mom, Nora Kaplan-Stow, added:
“Kids need to be in school every day. Virtual learning is not learning. My son is being suspended because he wants to be in school.”
Many questions.
Will the anti-surf establishment send young Maverick Stow on a high school speaking tour around these United States to counteract Jeff Spicoli’s damaging messaging that school isn’t cool?
Will his mom be joining him?
Do you think young Maverick Stow is named after:
a) Tom Cruise’s Top Gun character
b) The late U.S. Senator John McCain
c) James Garner
d) The city of Dallas, Texas’s NBA franchise
e) Other
Much to ponder.
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silly kid doing all this so he and his mommy can get on Hannity, Carlson, or Ingraham for 90 seconds…U.S.A.
yeh..both sides do it, but fk hate that approach. that network sucks too.
Karen-influenced belligerence before the early drinking years. This will end well.
exactly
Where’s bicko?, Connor O’leary is surfing.
That’s the face I like to see. The anticipation of how I’m going to feel about this sandwich.
e.) MavericksPaddle didn’t work!
How many years would
The judge give to Chris Ward for
Breaking into jail?
I learnt to count reading your haikus
So kind, however
It won’t help counting the legs
On an octopus
No live comment section for the Tweed comp?
Any of you Gold Coast surfers know how Cabarita is going to be today? Go Robbo,
Sharky…
They need to hire Mick to do water patrol.
Just a reminder that the more articles you produce, the further down the homepage go EJC’s socks. Maybe hold off on more articles for a few days?
I hope not James Garner, he was a badass.
What a fucking dipshit
Americans most amusing. His 15 minutes of fame.
https://www.foxnews.com/us/…