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Shark researcher jumps into pen to shepherd two-ton Great White into position for tagging ceremony. | Photo: @ocearch

Fully clothed Shark researcher jumps into water with fifty-year-old, two-ton Great White; Twitter explodes: “So bad, how horrible that you would do this. Now trophy hunting has gone to the ocean, you bastards.”

"Let's see how long it is before she's no longer with us because of pure stupidity."

Sometimes you can’t win for losing, as they say.

Ocean Research organisation Ocearch is in the biz of tagging Whites and sharing the data with whoever wants it in near real-time.

Important work. Environmental warriors at the front line.

Recently, they tagged a Great White in Nova Scotia, fifty years old they estimate, the footage including one researcher jumping into the drink, fully-clothed, to guide the seventeen-foot long, three-and-a-half-thousand pound Great White they called ‘Nukumi’ – a name given to her to honour a ‘legendary wise old grandmother figure of the Native American Mi’kmaq people’, into the pen where it got tagged.

Footage is pretty wild, see below, and everyone wins: research is collected, and Great White gets a little holiday above the water.

Twitter, which was founded in 2006 to push the then just awakening outrage culture, was pleasingly on point with its apoplexy.

Leave him alone! We have done enough damage to the ocean and it’s occupants!

You should have left her there in her natural habitat

I Would like to know what are they trying to do with her they need to let her go back to her home

It’s OK to admire a beautiful animals from a far. But why do we need to probe the ‘Queen of the Ocean’? #sad The worse momment her life was you spotting her.

I totally support your efforts, but this looks really aggressive to me. Y’all need to use a gentler touch. Design some more comfortable equipment to get her out of her habitat, even if it’s only for two minutes

Right- let’s see how long it is before she’s no longer with us because of pure stupidity.

Did you guys let her go?

Stressing out an “ancient mature female” seems like the right thing to do.

So bad, how horrible that you would do this. Now ” trophy hunting” has gone to the ocean, you bastards.

I think, tagging Whites is a very good idea and a little jabbing and jostling ain’t such a bad price to pay for science etc.

You?

https://twitter.com/OCEARCH/status/1312536896434659329

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Frances

🤦‍♀️ these must be the most childish comments on earth. It’s called research and for the love of all when I go to the beach I HOPE they announce if this Big Bertha is even remotely close to Florida. You all are literally out of your minds if you think tagging to know a 2ton sharks’ location and habits are animal abuse. Absolutely woke nutjobs. Make your damn way to the beds your PARENTS gave you

Beef & Beer

A Nova Scotian Great White is a shark you can trust ay, ever ready with a beer and bong, a hearty smile, lobster roll and a donair to share with a weary traveller ay…

Firelipe Torpedo

Twitter really is the cesspool of the internet. You’d think with all it’s dark devious shit that title would belong to a live organ market on the dark web or terrorist torture videos hosted on a site devoted to violence but alas Twitter wins out with it’s woke social justice warrior nonsense. Give me a good beheading any day over this dribble

FL Skunk Ape

OCEARCH is doing great work. The SM comments are born out of ignorance. OCEARCH actually delayed the ping info because boats were on standby to see these pings before going out with their clients to try and fish for the ‘trophy’ shark.

Rhett Corbett

Obviously these Twitter dimwits haven’t watched Discovery Channels Shark Men. It is science. They are not killing the sharks. MORONS. As for the political comments . Trump is going to wipe the floor with old Dopey Creepy Senile Lefty Auto Cue Reading Dermocrap Biden & his race politics. America will collapse if these Dermocraps get in. But if they do, he could sabotage them like Do Nothing Ohbumma & that Crooked Scrag Hillary tried to do to Trump. And failed miserably.

Party Pete

Why would it collapse this time around?

James Bickerton

Tabula Rasa Now …?

Wiggolly's Paddling Style

It’s to show that I’m not all about work and you are all entitled to a 5 minute break.

James Bickerton

Smart Plan Wigg’s …. The Man should not fuck with ….. the SMOKO !
Just to remind the Bosses
https://youtu.be/j58V2vC9EPc

FL Skunk Ape

Not sure we want to know what’s in that lunchbox? Humor us

Chief Hot stuff

I’ve got a passport for two of the big 3
Can we get married and you hook me up?
We don’t have to cuddle or anything.

James Bickerton

Everyone loves a Manly Gay Proud Boy .

c4

You would love it up here. As long as you want to work on an organic non GMO apple orchard, live in a yurt and don’t mind eighteen foot sharks. Good IPA’s though.

Chief Hot stuff

Sounds good for a holiday

c4

Yosemite, Monterey, Napa Wine country etc. Lost of driving. Nor Cal is big.

astro

Hahahar – that or he’s a filthy, filthy troll.
I’m voting early – filthy, filthy troll.

Dogsnuts

You see if he did it naked they couldn’t show the footage.

Jordy's pout

It world probably get more views if it were on pornhub

Dogsnuts

Shark vaginas are realistic!

Wiggolly's Paddling Style

Hmmm it appears that the owners of these Twitter accounts have all fucked their brains by drinking soy milk and huffing acetone in nail salons. It’s time to put the woke to bed. Wiggs for Victorian State Premier. You all get a shovel and a lunchbox. Now get to work you pale cunts.

Chief Hot stuff

Couple of points in that lunchbox and I’m all yours

Party Pete

Are the shovels to dig our own graves?

FelipesFrontFoot

Fuck cunt. Got my vote

ricmatic

Thats what we scientists call a fucken big one.

Chief Hot stuff

Since the dawn of social media, Conservative governments have never been more Popular, take a look around
Of course Canada and NZ don’t count

astro

I’ll bite.
Why not, my little Australian Trump Puppet ?
Don’t fit your narrative ?
Hoax governments ?
Fake news ?
Post vote fraud ?
All of the above ?

Chief Hot stuff

I think cause twitter shows how the left thinks and people think fuk these idiots I’m voting conservative

astro

Idk – you might be right (no pun intended).
I don’t do any social media shit (err, apart from here) so have no idea about that space

Chief Hot stuff

Me neither but its on the print media all the time
Most stories are about outraged twitter users
Like this one

astro

Fuckface Zuck, Page, Bryn, Bezos and all social media cunts can fuck right off.
Tying up bandwidth with their shit advertising platforms.
Pack of cunts. Olympic class cunts.

James Bickerton

Keeping the dream alive ?
They all dream of being Billionaires , so they vote to make them richer … the Billionaires that is ?

Chief Hot stuff

The don’t wanna be poor and on welfare

James Bickerton

That’s great …. but then why do the poor buggers , yesterday’s battlers , today’s losers ( not my term ) vote against there own interests …. Do they really still believe in trickle down economics ?

Chief Hot stuff

They just don’t wanna get shot for thought crimes

James Bickerton

I think big brother might have changed employers and is probably working at farcebook or Gogoole ?

Chief Hot stuff

Even the dole fukwits buy $40 packets of Durries here so they’re pretty fuken not poor

James Bickerton

Possibly since the Wall imploded Conservative Governments have never been more Popular Front …. Dumbing it down for the dumbies ?
Consume ….Be Silent … Die , has been replaced by
Consume …. Look at Me …. Die ?
Blame the immigrant , Blame the other Religion , Capitalism cares , The Queen of Australia is necessary ( she looks like us ) , Enterprise Bargaining will increase your salary , Privatization of Power and Telecom will make it cheaper and more efficient ……

Chief Hot stuff

Yeah, it’s good.

James Bickerton

I am tempted , sometimes to agree with you , as a social experiment , just to see what your response would be ……

Party Pete

He’d accidentally tear his pearls off.

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins

You mean tear his anal beads out his bum?

Chief Hot stuff

I knew you’d come around.

James Bickerton

NEVER ! It would be no fun .

James Bickerton

What Burger King would call a Whopper and the Fish Shop … Fish and Chips

FL Skunk Ape

That’s what she said…

Sorry couldn’t resist


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