Open Thread: Comment Live as “rejuvenated” Donald J. Trump takes on “tanned, rested and ready” Joe Biden in “The last U.S. Presidential debate in world history!”

Who will corner the middle-aged white male nihilist vote?

Professional surfing, as spectacle and/or “thing,” is long gone and we’ve all grown accustomed to that reality, only vaguely remembering what “heats” entail. Barrels, airs, Joe Turpel? Trying, but failing, to picture Gabriel Madina’s veneers.

Wait.

Gebrial Mandina?

Gerbil Mondia?

What was his name, again?

Oh, never mind. Because we’ve learned that better entertainment exists. Like… looking out the window. And… watching the United States of America Presidential debates 2020.

This is the last one of the election cycle and, likely, the last one in history as Covid-19 cases re-re-spike and everyone will soon be dead but, in the meantime, who you got here?

Incumbent Donald J. Trump paddled out too strong in his quarterfinal heat, took too many waves, and by all accounts blew it by paddling on top of his challenger, Joe Biden, who was surfing like Caio Ibelli and, let’s be honest, only won due priority interference.

The semifinal heat was cancelled, as things are in this Covid-19 era.

Which brings us to these finals.

Who you got here?

Discuss, with likeminded middle-aged white male nihilists, below.

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Les Grossman
Les Grossman
5 years ago

he called them “Poor Boys” , dementia kicking in

c4
c4
5 years ago

Why do I keep thinking of a flipped pic of Alan Sarlo?

j7 Forall
j7 Forall
5 years ago

Why so much pro-Trump out here – shocking.

Come on man, I thought you liked me? Now go get my gym bag….

mike m
mike m
5 years ago

goofy footers.

Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
5 years ago
Otto
Otto
5 years ago

Biden: “Iran for President because….c’mon man, you know, the thing!”

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago
Reply to  Otto

It’s amazing how so many people would rather be poor and locked up while BLM riots outside than vote for the best leader they’ve had in years.
Come on USA
WAKE THE FUK UP!!!!

Dim Sim
Dim Sim
5 years ago

You getting desperate Bex? What sort of odds do you give for a Trump win?

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago
Reply to  Dim Sim

If the polls are correct he’s a massive favorite

Dim Sim
Dim Sim
5 years ago

Bit of a gutless swerve mate. Put it in %.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago
Reply to  Dim Sim

I’ve got money on him

Urchin Sepsis
Urchin Sepsis
5 years ago

Sorry Bex, I really like having health care.

SoCalGary
SoCalGary
5 years ago
Reply to  Urchin Sepsis

Nice try at the fear mongering. All any thoughtful conservative wants to do is take away your healthcare… Not that you care, but I have beliefs across the Conservative <—> Liberal spectrum depending on the issue. Can you say the same?

Urchin Sepsis
Urchin Sepsis
5 years ago
Reply to  SoCalGary

Yes.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago

Napoleon’s mate Pedro did better than Biden.
https://youtu.be/apbB3jWt10s

Party Pete
Party Pete
5 years ago

Vote for Dumper

Party Pete
Party Pete
5 years ago
Reply to  Party Pete

Bex: Vote for Dumper Wheatley ✌🏻
PP: like heck I will, I’m voting Biden Sanchez, who do you think!

c4
c4
5 years ago

It’s gonna a be a tight race, gotta admit.

Really?
Really?
5 years ago
Reply to  c4

Went from all Trump signs to majority Biden around this way. Albeit, the Trump signs have mostly been vandalized or stolen.

c4
c4
5 years ago
Reply to  Really?

The Republicans come home to roost in the last two weeks. The key is to get people motivated to actually go to the polls for Biden

Really?
Really?
5 years ago
Reply to  c4

All talk I hear is mail in or early voting. Clerks are exuding the virtues of google searching the candidates as they choose.

c4
c4
5 years ago
Reply to  Really?

Yea I hear so much about early voting etc going for dems, but they seem to fuck it up due to complacency. Hope it doesn’t happen again

Really?
Really?
5 years ago
Reply to  c4

Or they’re democrats till they get in that voting booth.

c4
c4
5 years ago
Reply to  Really?

Yep, when a poll person calls them they say “I’m voting for the dems and BLM” and then hang up in fear of being called a racist, then pull the lever for trump alone in the booth. The Bradley effect. I don’t t trust the polls

Otto
Otto
5 years ago

Is Biden plagiarizing that Canadian again? Hope over fear

Really?
Really?
5 years ago
Reply to  Otto

That patronizing talk is heinous

SoCalGary
SoCalGary
5 years ago
Reply to  Otto

I fully agree on the HOPE OVER FEAR line….

I HOPE nobody votes for that Biden dick, as I FEAR the US will be in even worse shape in 4 years.

Les Grossman
Les Grossman
5 years ago
Reply to  Otto

pathetic when he gets in a corner on a subject and turns to cheap feel-good generalizations that politicians have babbled for years

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago

We got no time
We got no time
What’s the fuken rush?
It’s like the mod needs to pee.

Abscessed Llama
Abscessed Llama
5 years ago

Biden needs Charlie on the beach..

ricmatic
ricmatic
5 years ago

melania looks like bex

Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
5 years ago
Reply to  ricmatic

In his dreams!

c4
c4
5 years ago

Bex is more submissive.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago
Reply to  c4

I’m a bottom
Dick up

c4
c4
5 years ago

Smart, make her do the work

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago
Reply to  ricmatic

Whers Bidens old maid?
Trump is a fuken legend
If he loses you watch Hollywood rush to sign him
Fuken hypocrite scum.

ricmatic
ricmatic
5 years ago

phew, the Apprentice will be back!

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago
Reply to  ricmatic

He could do the show and run the country,
Biden will struggle Gettin outta bed.

Gino
Gino
5 years ago

And immediately bend over for Xi

Billy Hunt
Billy Hunt
5 years ago
Reply to  Gino

While Bexy goes on his knees for Trump

Gino
Gino
5 years ago
Reply to  Billy Hunt

Oh my.

Bex just posted he is taking every wave at Dee Why point in 2021.

Hope you weren’t expecting to surf there anytime soon.

Billy Hunt
Billy Hunt
5 years ago
Reply to  Gino

That’s alright … I’m going to take every close out at Scarborough … gonna be a very busy summer

Gino
Gino
5 years ago
Reply to  Billy Hunt

Soz..got you confused with your brother Mike

Abscessed Llama
Abscessed Llama
5 years ago

Legend in his own mind. I hope I’m wrong about him, his leadership skills the past few years suck.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago

He’s probly lived more of a life than ten of you

Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
5 years ago
Reply to  ricmatic

She don’t look half bad.

Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
5 years ago

That was shit

ricmatic
ricmatic
5 years ago

theyre going to have to reset

Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
5 years ago
Reply to  ricmatic

Back on the ski

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago

What a waste of time talkin about the dumb climate
Climate is better than its ever been.

Gino
Gino
5 years ago

It’s to get the lefties excited

ricmatic
ricmatic
5 years ago

biden lost that one. it will haunt him

Really?
Really?
5 years ago

Public wavepools FOR THE WIN

Otto
Otto
5 years ago
Reply to  Really?

Pipe dream!!! Hw

Otto
Otto
5 years ago

I believe it’s pronounced le’bour Joe

Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
5 years ago

Both love oil and gas but hate wind. Snipers, activate

c4
c4
5 years ago

Pennsylvania is the key to the election

Otto
Otto
5 years ago

Geez Biden, that was a mess


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