Who will corner the middle-aged white male nihilist vote?
Professional surfing, as spectacle and/or “thing,” is long gone and we’ve all grown accustomed to that reality, only vaguely remembering what “heats” entail. Barrels, airs, Joe Turpel? Trying, but failing, to picture Gabriel Madina’s veneers.
Wait.
Gebrial Mandina?
Gerbil Mondia?
What was his name, again?
Oh, never mind. Because we’ve learned that better entertainment exists. Like… looking out the window. And… watching the United States of America Presidential debates 2020.
This is the last one of the election cycle and, likely, the last one in history as Covid-19 cases re-re-spike and everyone will soon be dead but, in the meantime, who you got here?
Incumbent Donald J. Trump paddled out too strong in his quarterfinal heat, took too many waves, and by all accounts blew it by paddling on top of his challenger, Joe Biden, who was surfing like Caio Ibelli and, let’s be honest, only won due priority interference.
The semifinal heat was cancelled, as things are in this Covid-19 era.
Which brings us to these finals.
Who you got here?
Discuss, with likeminded middle-aged white male nihilists, below.
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he called them “Poor Boys” , dementia kicking in
Why do I keep thinking of a flipped pic of Alan Sarlo?
Why so much pro-Trump out here – shocking.
Come on man, I thought you liked me? Now go get my gym bag….
goofy footers.
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Biden: “Iran for President because….c’mon man, you know, the thing!”
It’s amazing how so many people would rather be poor and locked up while BLM riots outside than vote for the best leader they’ve had in years.
Come on USA
WAKE THE FUK UP!!!!
You getting desperate Bex? What sort of odds do you give for a Trump win?
If the polls are correct he’s a massive favorite
Bit of a gutless swerve mate. Put it in %.
I’ve got money on him
Sorry Bex, I really like having health care.
Nice try at the fear mongering. All any thoughtful conservative wants to do is take away your healthcare… Not that you care, but I have beliefs across the Conservative <—> Liberal spectrum depending on the issue. Can you say the same?
Yes.
Napoleon’s mate Pedro did better than Biden.
https://youtu.be/apbB3jWt10s
Vote for Dumper
Bex: Vote for Dumper Wheatley ✌🏻
PP: like heck I will, I’m voting Biden Sanchez, who do you think!
It’s gonna a be a tight race, gotta admit.
Went from all Trump signs to majority Biden around this way. Albeit, the Trump signs have mostly been vandalized or stolen.
The Republicans come home to roost in the last two weeks. The key is to get people motivated to actually go to the polls for Biden
All talk I hear is mail in or early voting. Clerks are exuding the virtues of google searching the candidates as they choose.
Yea I hear so much about early voting etc going for dems, but they seem to fuck it up due to complacency. Hope it doesn’t happen again
Or they’re democrats till they get in that voting booth.
Yep, when a poll person calls them they say “I’m voting for the dems and BLM” and then hang up in fear of being called a racist, then pull the lever for trump alone in the booth. The Bradley effect. I don’t t trust the polls
Is Biden plagiarizing that Canadian again? Hope over fear
That patronizing talk is heinous
I fully agree on the HOPE OVER FEAR line….
I HOPE nobody votes for that Biden dick, as I FEAR the US will be in even worse shape in 4 years.
pathetic when he gets in a corner on a subject and turns to cheap feel-good generalizations that politicians have babbled for years
We got no time
We got no time
What’s the fuken rush?
It’s like the mod needs to pee.
Biden needs Charlie on the beach..
melania looks like bex
In his dreams!
Bex is more submissive.
I’m a bottom
Dick up
Smart, make her do the work
Whers Bidens old maid?
Trump is a fuken legend
If he loses you watch Hollywood rush to sign him
Fuken hypocrite scum.
phew, the Apprentice will be back!
He could do the show and run the country,
Biden will struggle Gettin outta bed.
And immediately bend over for Xi
While Bexy goes on his knees for Trump
Oh my.
Bex just posted he is taking every wave at Dee Why point in 2021.
Hope you weren’t expecting to surf there anytime soon.
That’s alright … I’m going to take every close out at Scarborough … gonna be a very busy summer
Soz..got you confused with your brother Mike
Legend in his own mind. I hope I’m wrong about him, his leadership skills the past few years suck.
He’s probly lived more of a life than ten of you
She don’t look half bad.
That was shit
theyre going to have to reset
Back on the ski
What a waste of time talkin about the dumb climate
Climate is better than its ever been.
It’s to get the lefties excited
biden lost that one. it will haunt him
Public wavepools FOR THE WIN
Pipe dream!!! Hw
I believe it’s pronounced le’bour Joe
Both love oil and gas but hate wind. Snipers, activate
Pennsylvania is the key to the election
Geez Biden, that was a mess