Surfing's Robert Plant, Mr Terry Fitz. | Photo: EOS

Blood Feud: World’s Greatest Surf Journalist and Seattle Scrabble aficionado joust over Terry Fitzgerald story: “There’s a lot of cheap shots…  not cool”

"A stallion, a revelation, god-like!"

One week or so ago, on the occasion of surf icon Terry Fitzgerald’s birthday, Seattle scrabble aficionado and surf archivist Matt Warshaw published a moving tribute on his Encylopedia of Surfing website called, Ode to a Sultan and which you should read, and published without Warshaw’s permission, below.

Fitz was a rock star. Not in our newly popularized middle-management use of the phrase (“thanks for getting these numbers to me so fast, you’re a rock star!”), but more like he belongs to a species of performer that includes Robert Plant and Roger Daltrey, more so than Gerry Lopez and Jeff Hakman. Had Fitzgerland picked up a guitar instead of a surfboard, his biography would be spiked with trashed hotel rooms, dozens of groupie-spawned bastard children, and a messed-up hush-hush story involving a mudshark.

Anyway, as it was, Fitz played stadiums (Sunset and J-Bay), and performed all the way to the back seats. Striking poses. Moving and grinding that 28-inch-waist. At the end of a well-executed ride, it would have been fully appropriate, rather than throwing a two-fisted claim, for Fitz to bang a huge flaming gong.

Two or three weeks ago, Lewis Samuels got up in my business after one of my periodic Barry Kanaiaupuni swoons. BK’s surfing, Lewis said via Twitter, “hasn’t aged well,” and I’m 97% sure that Samuels’ feels the same about Fitzgerald. I’m so sure, in fact, that it makes me wonder if I am maybe a bit too enamored of my little gang of Zeppelin-age favorites. Fitz, especially, is open to critique. If the surf didn’t have the requisite push and thrust, he’d try and make up the difference by amping up the hip wiggles and arm gyrations. Oversell. I cringe a little when I see those clips. (And edit my own clips accordingly, using just the flower-top stuff.)

On the other hand, Fitz was operating in shortboard surfing’s Great Age of Style. In terms of basic performance—cutbacks, bottom turns, off the tops—those gunned-out, wide-point-forward single-fins everybody was using were being ridden to their outermost limit. Twins and tri-fins would reset everything, but those were still a few years off. What to do in the meantime? When 15 other top surfers have a fiberglass-buckling bottom turn and a G-force line off the top, how do set yourself apart? Form. Interpretation. Presence. “Skill and style,” said Wayne Bartholomew, who came of age in this period, “has never been more closely related than in the early ’70s.” Nobody understood this better than the Terry Fitzgerald.

As much as any other single surfer, Fitzgerald made the early ’70s. But the early ’70s also made Fitzgerald. I can’t imagine him in the pre-shortboard-era. And in the multi-fin era, Fitz’ vogue-heavy style of riding was left in the dust. Other surfers of the period, you can trace their stylistic progeny: Lopez to Machado to Craig Anderson. MP to Kong to Bourez. The Fitzgerald method, though, began and ended with Fitzgerald. (Derek Hynd was and remains a great Fitz disciple, but Derek, true to the master’s example, crafted his own unique way of riding waves.)

When I was a kid, older guys raved about Joey Cabell and “speed surfing,” but nobody in years to come picked up on his style, and looking back at video of Cabell from the late ’60s I don’t really get what the big deal was.

Will the same thing happen to Fitz? I wonder. I’ll put this question to anybody reading this under the age of 35: in the clip posted at the top of the page, the last shot, of Fitz going Mach 3 at Jeffreys Bay—does that ride sing to you at all? Or am I a sentimental old fool?

(Editor’s note: You gotta subscribe, here, to see the vid and the photo.)

All pretty above board, yeah?

The great Nick Carroll, howevs, was having none of it.

“Matt, there’s a lot of cheap shots in this mate. Not cool,” Nick wrote on Facebook, prompting surfing’s first men’s world champion Peter Townend to chime in, “Agreed! As one of my peer group, slightly older, Fitz had his unique approach to his surfing as many of us did as well as the equipment we shaped and road, that was the beauty of that Seventies era!”

Warshaw, of course, ain’t afraid even of mighty Nick and superstar PT, although he was diplomatic.

What about the part where it goes: “you might say—I would, for sure—that Terry Fitzgerald is one of the greatest surfers of all time, just as surely as Robert Plant is one of the greatest rock singers of all time… My take on Fitz is just that he’s maybe the ultimate “horses for courses” surfer. But on the courses that counted most—Sunset and J-Bay—he was a stallion, a revelation, god-like. Less so in waves that didn’t suit his style, or that bored him. Same could be said for half or more of those in the all-time-greatest pantheon, to which Terry is a platinum-card member. Apologies if my comments came off disrespectful, that was not my intention.”

Now, where are the cheap shots? Can you find?

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skyshoes
skyshoes
10 months ago

I agree😆 the guy basically went straight… away from anything pitching or bowling… moved his shoulders back-and-forth… squatting like a bow legged cowboy… I thought it was hilarious when the one guy said as a kid he tried to get Fitzgerald to sign an autograph and the trashed the kids autograph book… I had a surfboard company where we made boards that went fast and vertical, hit the lip… rode the barrel, wrapped around and cut back when needed… we had this exceptional surfer named Greg Loehr shaping our boards… who had represented himself well while in Hawaii… this little guy Fitzgerald walked up to us at the surf expo… Greg introduced us… he kind of looked me up and down and twerk out “yeah we all need somebody to follow us around and do our paperwork for us don’t we…”😆 He fluffed his little Afro and Sashayed away… Greg just rolled his eyes and we walked away in the opposite direction😆

wally
wally
5 years ago

Nick Carroll won an Australian Surf Title on a Terry Fitz board.

Capt Sensible
Capt Sensible
5 years ago
Reply to  wally

Which goes to show how actually crap competion surfing was in Australia in 79 and 81.

Capt Sensible
Capt Sensible
5 years ago
Reply to  wally

Hey mate , i have searched and searched and cant seem to find offical records showing these 1979 n 81 titles , can you help a bloke out with with some details

Nick Carroll
Nick Carroll
5 years ago

Whoops yeah. Wayne was free surfing. Trivia! Wayne is riding Simon’s 6’6″ thruster, the one Simon rode earlier in the day and freaked everyone out.

RobJ
RobJ
5 years ago

Fitz was/is a grade A dick. As a kid at stubbies I used to collect autographs. What a fuckin wanker. I asked him to sign an autograph book and he made a complete mess of book and signed his name as Fred Tubicles.

He thought he was hot shit and the coolest man on the planet. I asked all my mates what to make of this and all concurred he was an arrogant self absorbed dick.

This is late 70s and I remember it clear as yesterday. Was a first class lesson to me as a kid on how not to behave.

Thanks Fitz for the lesson.

Hippy
Hippy
5 years ago

So much shit in the world at this very moment and these grizzled vets are arguing over what?

Nick Carroll
Nick Carroll
5 years ago

Yeah it was, 6’9″ wing pin. BL borrowed it later on in the Quik Trials semis. It’s the board he was riding when Wayne Lynch dropped in on him lol

M.
M.
5 years ago

Seems age appropriate to me.

Preston
Preston
5 years ago

My two cents is that the surfboards of the early to mid 70s may have been some of the worst in terms of performance. We all thought that by simply going shorter it would solve everything but watch any footage of that era and it’s a rail dig bog fest. Most of the best guys, Fitzy and BK included, were all riding pretty lo-fi equipment. Cheyne’s early McCoys and MR’s twin being some of the first truly hi perf boards.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago

They both suk

Urchin Sepsis
Urchin Sepsis
5 years ago

An article about Nick and cheap shots with not a mention of hobbits?

channelbottom
channelbottom
5 years ago

Latest shark attack

https://www.theguardian.com…

Party Pete
Party Pete
5 years ago
Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago

Imagine Gmed on those waves!!

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
5 years ago

Well he did win Bells, even if it was when Wayne Lynch was in hiding due to the draft.

Look sometimes there’s rad surfers whose style does not date well at all. Christian Fletcher for example. I used to love watching Richie Collins surf, fuck I thought he was rad but Dad was always “nah, he’s an ugly surfer”. I found the old Billabong video on youtube and yeah he was right.

Good luck to the guy but watching old videos of Terry Fitzgerald and i’m not impressed. Warshaw was right. But who really cares it’s like getting upset over what brand of wax you put on your board.

Jimmy the Saint
Jimmy the Saint
5 years ago

Am I the only one who is not impressed with Phil Edward’s style?

Matt Warshaw
Matt Warshaw
5 years ago

It’s like bebop jazz. Except I hate bebop but love Edwards

Jimmy the Saint
Jimmy the Saint
5 years ago
Reply to  Matt Warshaw

You need to be on more podcasts. Can’t lie, I’m not loving the Sunday Roast, but the one you were on was very interesting!

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago

Mentioning Kong and Bourez in the same sentence is a very cheap shot.

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
5 years ago

For Gary or fir Michel ?

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago

I forgot.

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
5 years ago

Alzheimer’s ? Or Alzmerrick’s ?

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago

Al Bundy

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
5 years ago

Both got jazz hands…

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
5 years ago

Fitz was a hammer
But most of the time waves call
For a sharp chisel

Ed
Ed
5 years ago

Cheap shots????

Fake news

Gino
Gino
5 years ago

Using my great Scrabble powers, I would say it was OBLIQUE.

Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
5 years ago
Reply to  Gino

Hey, no Spanish!

Gino
Gino
5 years ago

Feel sorry for anybody who did not get it.

Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
5 years ago
Reply to  Gino

Jackie Jnr so deserved to get clipped. Take the shooting and robbing out of it.. his general doochieness needed ending.

Gino
Gino
5 years ago

Was very cocky.He was actually a spoiled rich kid.

Uneducated
Uneducated
5 years ago

I think ox is on the board…hen and one

You have ypbutaz…fill in the gaps…maybe put the z on a triple letter…the whole word on a triple word…boom!

But I just found it on google…I cant possibly come up with this stuff on my own

Really matt should be writing articles on it if he claims scrabble officianardo status

I think I beat my 90 year old great grandmother once…after at least 50 straight losses. I knew my time would come eventually

Uneducated
Uneducated
5 years ago

Beauxite is the highest scoring scrabble word used in competition…it scored 275 points
But the best possible word is oxyphenbutazone…which would score you somewhere in the vicinity of 1500

Happy to help where I can


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