Breaking: Hurley beard softer, charcoal peel-off mask for men, hit shelves just in time for the Holiday season!

"...a classically surf bourbon and oak essence."

But what do you get for the man who has everything plus a coarse beard and not so clear skin? The very latest product offering from iconic surf brand Hurley, of course, which has released it’s Hurley for Men line just ahead of the holidays.

Whether he celebrates Hanukkah, Chanukkah, Christmas, Kwanza, Solstice or is a humanist who routinely denies the reason for the season, he will be entirely thankful to find Hurley for Men under the menorah, tree, green and black candle set up, bobblehead statue of Bill Maher.

The beard softener, which features a classically surf bourbon and oak essence, promises to soften and condition both beard and scruff.

The charcoal peel-off mask eliminates impurities while, at the same time, refreshing.

And surfing has conquered such fabulous worlds, from Costco’s shelves to Erik Logan’s heart, but is any as fabulous as Hurley for Men?

I think no.

I think, maybe, never in the future too.

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Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
5 years ago

Please? Hurley Bro? Hurllennial?

Johnny Bee
Johnny Bee
5 years ago

Now we know why they dumped JJF. His pubescent beard wasn’t flamboyant enough to market this marvellous product.

Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
5 years ago
Reply to  Johnny Bee

You’re right, his beard looks like sparse and scruffy blonde ballsack hair.

Wayne Lunch
Wayne Lunch
5 years ago

It all makes sense now.

Tomas' silky smooth arms
Tomas' silky smooth arms
5 years ago

Hurley cock rings are next.

Tomas' silky smooth arms
Tomas' silky smooth arms
5 years ago

Why do so many cunts have beards (facial) now? Very progressive.

Kama'aina
Kama'aina
5 years ago

Are any of us surprised that the corporate brand licensing monsters are trying to make money off of frat boys and Orange County realtors? I believe this to be the best case scenario. As I love to say “Die surf industry die, long live surfing!”. Plus the whole soft beard thing seems super hot, right?

channelbottom
channelbottom
5 years ago

Sounds like Hurluley better start cranking out a Christmas gift git range.

Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
5 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

Please?

Mateo Garcia
Mateo Garcia
5 years ago

Cancel Hurley

channelbottom
channelbottom
5 years ago
Reply to  Mateo Garcia

What about Hurluley?
Those cunts are REALLY bad.

@surfads
@surfads
5 years ago

I’m onto it

SoCalGary
SoCalGary
5 years ago

Hey, on a similar note, CarlsBAD has always caught the short end of the stick… Time for CarlsAboveAverage? CarlsAintTooShabby. Time for a rebrand before DHD takes a page from the JS book and moves into Carlsbad’s Historic Twin Inn’s and starts selling direct to the consumer.

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
5 years ago

My wife just complained
That my moustache chafes her thighs
Thanks Hurley, really!

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago

There’s a lotta work to do.
We have to get to a place where nothing can offend us, I’m just happy i won’t get to see it in my lifetime.

Huli Opu
Huli Opu
5 years ago

Hey Bex we’re still waiting for your three part series on the life and times of Cartwheel Bob

Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
5 years ago

The only Moss man or moss person is Ron.
https://encrypted-tbn0.gsta…

Keith Grace
Keith Grace
5 years ago

wait… wait… wait… does this mean no Hurley air freshners at the gas station quick mart?… or is the air freshner market going to be dominated by Billabong in 2022?…

SoCalGary
SoCalGary
5 years ago
Reply to  Keith Grace

The air freshener market for the Surf Space is clearly being dominated by Beach Grit!!!

BUY HERE: https://beachgrit.com/shop/…

Uneducated
Uneducated
5 years ago

“I think maybe, never in tge future too”

Chas i think I just had this amazing revelation after reading that line

The last four years, we have all been caught up in a Back to the Future world…where Biff, instead of finding that Almanac…discovered some “how to become president ” manual

I can also now confirm its true…the aga on my maga hat has all but faded out

Thank fuck for Marty and the Doc

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
5 years ago

‘Q’ says it is further evidence of the dumbing down of white culture where the only thing we have left is the bristle-ness of our beards.

Otto
Otto
5 years ago

Jason “Ratboy” Collins filmed recently surfing Typhoon Lagoon in the Philippines.
https://youtu.be/EkLWvidWsd0

Doobalachy
Doobalachy
5 years ago

Thanks for the heads up BG this will compliment my manscape tool kit you guys put me on to through the podcast.BG the one stop shop for men’s care products.

OffRocker
OffRocker
5 years ago
Reply to  Doobalachy

Hurley pube softener – for the few you leave!!

Dim Sim
Dim Sim
5 years ago

No hangover cure? Marketing team needs to sharpen up, fucking parasites.

JohnsKnees
JohnsKnees
5 years ago
Reply to  Dim Sim

Isn’t surfing a hangover cure in of itself?

Dim Sim
Dim Sim
5 years ago
Reply to  JohnsKnees

No, it’s a sickness.

JohnsKnees
JohnsKnees
5 years ago
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Z Knows
Z Knows
5 years ago

With WSL in hiatus – beachgrit has relegated itself to Fox News post trump election…

Theres no more victimization of how wsl is ruining surfing or Brazilian taking a hard working White man’s job or creating baseless claim and ostrasizing beautiful Julian Wilson for his Puka shells necklace in the line-up which is why he lost the heat.

No instead we get this watered-down that makes us question JJfs Mexican-teen high-school mustache.

Two things coming to light:

1. Beachgrit – it would be nice if beachgrit actually gave back to surfing by creating real content rather than cry about everything.

2. How are beachgrit leaders like MAGA trump supporters m

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago
Reply to  Z Knows

Have a cry why doncha..

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
5 years ago
Reply to  Z Knows

Haha, oh no. Don’t encourage them.


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