"...a classically surf bourbon and oak essence."
But what do you get for the man who has everything plus a coarse beard and not so clear skin? The very latest product offering from iconic surf brand Hurley, of course, which has released it’s Hurley for Men line just ahead of the holidays.
Whether he celebrates Hanukkah, Chanukkah, Christmas, Kwanza, Solstice or is a humanist who routinely denies the reason for the season, he will be entirely thankful to find Hurley for Men under the menorah, tree, green and black candle set up, bobblehead statue of Bill Maher.
The beard softener, which features a classically surf bourbon and oak essence, promises to soften and condition both beard and scruff.
The charcoal peel-off mask eliminates impurities while, at the same time, refreshing.
And surfing has conquered such fabulous worlds, from Costco’s shelves to Erik Logan’s heart, but is any as fabulous as Hurley for Men?
I think no.
I think, maybe, never in the future too.
Please? Hurley Bro? Hurllennial?
Now we know why they dumped JJF. His pubescent beard wasn’t flamboyant enough to market this marvellous product.
You’re right, his beard looks like sparse and scruffy blonde ballsack hair.
It all makes sense now.
Hurley cock rings are next.
Why do so many cunts have beards (facial) now? Very progressive.
Are any of us surprised that the corporate brand licensing monsters are trying to make money off of frat boys and Orange County realtors? I believe this to be the best case scenario. As I love to say “Die surf industry die, long live surfing!”. Plus the whole soft beard thing seems super hot, right?
Sounds like Hurluley better start cranking out a Christmas
giftgit range.Please?
Cancel Hurley
What about Hurluley?
Those cunts are REALLY bad.
I’m onto it
Hey, on a similar note, CarlsBAD has always caught the short end of the stick… Time for CarlsAboveAverage? CarlsAintTooShabby. Time for a rebrand before DHD takes a page from the JS book and moves into Carlsbad’s Historic Twin Inn’s and starts selling direct to the consumer.
My wife just complained
That my moustache chafes her thighs
Thanks Hurley, really!
There’s a lotta work to do.
We have to get to a place where nothing can offend us, I’m just happy i won’t get to see it in my lifetime.
Hey Bex we’re still waiting for your three part series on the life and times of Cartwheel Bob
The only Moss man or moss person is Ron.
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wait… wait… wait… does this mean no Hurley air freshners at the gas station quick mart?… or is the air freshner market going to be dominated by Billabong in 2022?…
The air freshener market for the Surf Space is clearly being dominated by Beach Grit!!!
BUY HERE: https://beachgrit.com/shop/…
“I think maybe, never in tge future too”
Chas i think I just had this amazing revelation after reading that line
The last four years, we have all been caught up in a Back to the Future world…where Biff, instead of finding that Almanac…discovered some “how to become president ” manual
I can also now confirm its true…the aga on my maga hat has all but faded out
Thank fuck for Marty and the Doc
‘Q’ says it is further evidence of the dumbing down of white culture where the only thing we have left is the bristle-ness of our beards.
Jason “Ratboy” Collins filmed recently surfing Typhoon Lagoon in the Philippines.
https://youtu.be/EkLWvidWsd0
Thanks for the heads up BG this will compliment my manscape tool kit you guys put me on to through the podcast.BG the one stop shop for men’s care products.
Hurley pube softener – for the few you leave!!
No hangover cure? Marketing team needs to sharpen up, fucking parasites.
Isn’t surfing a hangover cure in of itself?
No, it’s a sickness.
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With WSL in hiatus – beachgrit has relegated itself to Fox News post trump election…
Theres no more victimization of how wsl is ruining surfing or Brazilian taking a hard working White man’s job or creating baseless claim and ostrasizing beautiful Julian Wilson for his Puka shells necklace in the line-up which is why he lost the heat.
No instead we get this watered-down that makes us question JJfs Mexican-teen high-school mustache.
Two things coming to light:
1. Beachgrit – it would be nice if beachgrit actually gave back to surfing by creating real content rather than cry about everything.
2. How are beachgrit leaders like MAGA trump supporters m
Have a cry why doncha..
Haha, oh no. Don’t encourage them.