Breaking: Working class beach town known for grit, Bruce Springsteen, unites to ban world’s greatest surfer Kelly Slater from its waves!

What a place...

I fell in love with Asbury Park, New Jersey the moment my Louis Vuitton moccasins touched its slightly grimy sidewalk. There to work on a BeachGrit wetsuit fairytale alongside the great Jack Boston, I didn’t expect to become so instantly smitten but there I was, breathing that air, smelling those pork rolls, feeling my heart beat, beat, beat.

Asbury Park.

Asbury Park.

It is famous from many things including Bruce Springsteen and an unbeatable working class ethic but these days it shall also be known as the first beach seeing to ban world’s greatest surfer Kelly Slater from its waves.

Stickers, you see, have mysteriously been popping up over town as winter turns to spring. Stickers of the 11x World Champion’s face crossed out with the words “Long Hairs Only” printed underneath.

It is unknown who is responsible but nothing goes on without Springsteen’s knowledge so it may well be him or organized by him.

The Boss, always and forever.

Asbury Park.

What a place.

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Shampoo Poo
Shampoo Poo
5 years ago

If you love it so much why not move there? You can be a NJ “local”.

Follow the Sun 🌞
Follow the Sun 🌞
5 years ago
Reply to  Shampoo Poo

You can join Ben Gravy and be photographed by Ben Curr

Shampoo Poo
Shampoo Poo
5 years ago

Seriously bru bra.

Imagine all of the factories, the hangover of “ The Jersey Shore”, and Chris Christie.

What’s not to love!

Headhighandfuckemall
Headhighandfuckemall
5 years ago

those guys are fags.

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Follow the Sun 🌞
5 years ago

which guys?

Headhighandfuckemall
Headhighandfuckemall
5 years ago

its more of a fast times at ridgemont high reference but id have to say whomever is opposed to the goat.

Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
5 years ago

Is asbury park where the Ramones were from? Plenty of long hair there!
The seedening is upon us. Is there gonna be a live thread?

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
5 years ago

Nah, they were from Rockaway Beach. Just kidding, Forest Hills.

channelbottom
channelbottom
5 years ago

Someone might not’ve thought this through entirely, as these stickers could easily be interpreted as straight-up racist due to the fact that very few black men have long hair.

Then again, there’s been a long history of racism at these beaches so who knows.

Keith Grace
Keith Grace
5 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

you have hit the nail on the head my man… you cannot get more racist, white-supremacist on the East Coast than my Jersey Shore region… check out the history of Asbury Park… it’s pretty sad from the view of an anti-racist…

mamatried242
mamatried242
5 years ago
Reply to  Keith Grace

South Carolina is on the East Coast, surely more racist, no? While you’re researching, checkout the history of the race riots when the locals cemented the economic and social collapse of their community

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
5 years ago

Brucey can’t be all that influential in his home town or he wouldn’t have been busted for drinking in public recently, though luckily for him he got off the more serious charge of DUI…

Keith Grace
Keith Grace
5 years ago
Reply to  Beef & Beer

Do not be fooled… Bruce owns property in near-by Rumson in quite the mansion… his “gritty working class” days are ancient history… his DWI was near Sandy Hook, a far better option for maxed out long period southerly ground swell than Asbury Park could possibly ever offer…

c4
c4
5 years ago

As Dawn is breaking over Dixon Park it looks like its knee high, and Surfline said it was going to be 5-6 feet with occasional 8 foot faces.

channelbottom
channelbottom
5 years ago
Reply to  c4

Your interpretation of ‘knee high’ is of course dependant on how high one’s knees are.

c4
c4
5 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

I’m 6’4″ so maybe head high for Felipe

channelbottom
channelbottom
5 years ago
Reply to  c4

I’m not sure Pip can even see his knees anymore.

c4
c4
5 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

MR was saying that high tide kills it the way the sandbars are right now.

FL Skunk Ape
FL Skunk Ape
5 years ago

Surely the guy who died in FL on the motorized surfboard deserves more coverage than this?

Kook of the Day
Kook of the Day
5 years ago

Rob Kelly and his crew- Boardwalk Mutts, Numbskulls……


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