Eighty is the new thirty; one hundred the new forty etc.
The organisers of a surfing contest in New Zealand have been forced to add a new age-group after an eighty-year-old kneeboarder signed up for this year’s event.
The Fisher and Paykel Easter Masters’ Surfing Championships has been a fixture of Taranaki, a pretty little stretch of towns built around a volcano on the west coast of New Zealand’s north island, for the past three decades.
To accommodate older surfers, those aged seventy-five to seventy-nine, there exists the division, “Immortals”.
But, now, Adrian Pickering, who has surfed in the contest for twenty-four years, has grown out of the division and into his own specially created age-group, eighty-to-one hundred, called “Improbables”.
After his heat, Pickering told RNZ,
“It was a beautiful heat and I was out with four other very talented surfers and they were getting some amazing rides. I was getting some pathetic ones, but I got the rides that’s the main thing. The hardest part was getting across those rocks and then getting back when you’re exhausted. That was very slow and painful.”
Pickering, who didn’t get into surfing until he was into his fifties, says, yeah, it’s wonderful he’s surfing but admits, “It’s getting near the end of my surfing life I can tell you.”
I always figured mid-sixties was going to be the cut-off date for my career of throwaway airs and three-stage cutbacks.
Have now revised to mid-seventies.
You?
Where do I sign up!
However long they are able to get away with propping that potted plant up in the Oval Office, is directly proportional to how long you can prop me up on my surfboard. 79?
I drove to Ventura yesterday to get 2nd moderna shot. Always a fun surf check drive. 30ish miles of points and beaches.
There was funky mixed wind swell, but little tubes here and there, and no one out really anywhere. I would have been out!! A long time ago…..I make excuses now though it seems. It will get shitty, or too big, or too small… or bad crowds, or I have “work” to do, or whatever”. I keep forgetting to get a better board too, thats kinda critical.
I can terrorize the vals still, as I appear to be dangerously out of control, always falling off, but not. Im 67
SB WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR ! an invitation at the pearly gates ?
get out there and
TAKE NO PRISONERS !
A little clip of Chas impersonating David Bowie , impersonating Peter O’toole impersonating Lawrence of Arabia just to get you motivated from President Obama’s favorite film ….
https://youtu.be/aARaYjgm_rA
Hey just a quick one, do you pronounce it pie-kel or pay-kel? I’ve always been a pay-kel guy but got laughed down at a dinner party….
Yeah you’re right. My wife’s friends are deffo cunts. It’s 100% paykel.
You say Pie-kel
And I say Pay-kel
Let’s call the whole thing off ….
I haven’t surfed in ten weeks now and I don’t even care, I probably won’t surf for another month yet either. A daily cold water swim to invigorate the mind and body is enough to have me worried though…am I turning into one of those beach swimming weirdos?
Yes
My sis is a beach swimmer. Very annoying. It’s a bad look dogsnuts.
At this stage getting back on the boog will be a lot less embarrassing.
Hurt your foot right? I broke a metatarsal a few years back. Don’t rush it. You can get out of a groveling CT so that’s always handy.
Yeah metatarsal also. It’s being a right cunt but yeah I got a sick note for eternity apparently.
The OLD SMELLY SYNDROME .
I was forced to use a booger in France in a Watermen’s Cup …..surf , booger , skate …… and my bum muscles and calves are still hurting from the booger section 18 years later !
Unless you have started to utilize a triathlon style swimming fluoro mid calf long John with matching coloured swimming cap , then I think your not weird and will be back on the horse in no time ……Swimming is a positive step ! Like buying condoms when you haven’t had sex in 6 months ? …. You are Not disassociating yourself from the element of water or becoming one with the sofa…. packing on the kilos as the black demon-you can’t surf spirits creep in through every orifice and pull you down through the 11 levels of NON SURF HELL …
I’m utilising 2007 stretchy surf shorts but newly acquired surf ears. I would just hate to be successfully hassled by all the cunts I’ve overtaken over the years. The local unicorn is going to fire up over the weekend, that will be the real test of attitude…