Small recompense, but it's something…
There is no more beautiful creature in the ocean than the White Pointer, the Great White, White Death. Those formidable teeth resting on the glistening red underlip, the beauty of her white underbody, the roundness of her girth.
Closer inspection of such titanic beauty, of course, is never wise.
Six years ago, South Australian surfer Chris Blowes was surfing an easy wave called The Right near Port Lincoln, a tuna fishing town on the Eyre Peninsula.
Plenty of fish. Plenty of sharks.
Chris, who was twenty six, was sitting upright on his board among a pack of a dozen guys, a few metres from rocks, when what witnesses described as a 20-foot great white attacked and swam away with his leg and surfboard.
I was just watching the shark go out to the ocean with his board still attached. Obviously the shark still had his leg and he was still swimming around with it,’ one surfer told the Adelaide Advertiser.
“I remember being its mouth,” said Blowes. “All those thoughts come rushing through your head … ‘I don’t want to die … I don’t want to die’.”
Blowes went into cardiac arrest, paramedics performed CPR to keep him alive until he got to the hozzy where he was in a coma for ten days.
When the board was recovered by police, a tooth belonging to the Great White was found embedded his craft.
As per South Oz law, where it is illegal to possess, sell or purchase any part of white sharks – and those who breach the law can face a fine of up to A$100,000 or two years in the pen, cops gave the fang to the Department of Primary Industries and Regions.
For six years, Blowes, who now surfs with a prosthetic leg, pestered authorities to get the tooth.
Finally, after the intervention by a local politician, Blowes has his souvenir, the first time in South Oz history an exemption to the act has been granted.
“It was stuck in my board,” Blowes told the BBC. “I would never kill a shark for its tooth but it took my leg [so] I can’t see any reason why I can’t have that. The shark isn’t getting its tooth back [and] I’m not getting my leg back.”

the shark oughta give the motherfucker his leg back
oh my, that’s an interesting image. Too clearly… 😬
I dunno why you didn’t just cut and paste this article from swellnet?
More drama emerging from Margaret River:
https://www.theguardian.com…
Especially curious as there is unlikely to be any coral there.
Government conspiracy? Shark? Enemy submarine? Aliens?
Is any more evidence needed that the Guardian is a overblown fear merchant shit of a thing?
No it’s just evidence that a journalist who likely doesn’t surf is willing to run with something like this.
Same as their journos who arent scientists write a bunch of bullshit stories about the climate
Is that the same as, or worse than a BG commenter doing a couple of hours research on the internet thinking that he is a climate expert?
Worse cause they get paid
Interview the shark
Did the attack happen at tooth-hurty?
Nice one dad
😐
Take it’s fucken flipper off. Eye for an eye. Make the cunt swim in circles for the rest of its shit life.
I was thinking more along the lines that I’d be mounting its head on my wall.
That’s reasonable, but Blowes will need to pull a tooth and throw it out in the water at The Right
Without it’s flipper (claudal fin), I don’t think it’ll even be able to move. Pretty sure their pectoral fins are only for directional purposes. But I agree with your initial sentiment! 🙂
I hope he turns it inot a SICK shark tooth necklace, maybe he can add some puka shells too! https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
I would, combined with the story might remove a few panties.
Barrel or Nah: puka shell necklaces IF you gathered the puka shells and made the necklace yourself.
(Disclosure: I don’t have one)
Nah, and this would be the only way a sharks tooth necklace would be a barrel.
Do pukas bite?
Barrel only if you robbed Julian for it
Look at those serrations
The Creator is a mind blower!!
seriously. there’s teeth on the side of the tooth!
Must swim around with incredible confidence.
fuckers never stop swimming… and imagine their night-time antics.
“I made a tooth, with teeth on it!”. “Fuck you’re a mad kent”. “Yeah and wait till you see the mofo I’m putting it in”
Justice is served!
Blowes throwing blowes against the reaper. Ata boy.
Opposite. – of Hyperchondrycthesia
Anti- depressive !