Brazil's clean sweep at Margaret River…
In good enough four-to-six-foot waves at Main Break, although paltry in comparison to the epic barrels across the channel at The Box, Brazil took both gender divisions at the Margaret River Pro, Filipe, men, Tats, gals.
Filipe, who’s just turned twenty-six, won his ninth event in nine finals, beating the South African surfer, Jordy Smith, thirty-three. A little irony is the last time he won an event, Rio in 2019, he also beat Jordy.
Tatiana, who holds duel citizenships, USA and Brazil, easily beat the seven-time world champ Stephanie Gilmore, whose slinky Gold Coast style and boards felt like an ill-fitting suit in the raw, ie imperfect, Indian Ocean waves.
Filipe made use of the poignancy that marks all great performances, his vulnerability in waves over three feet, not apparent today, although Margaret River is very different to Teahupoo, Pipe.
It was a wild day, although not always for good reason.
First, the decision to ignore stand-up barrels at the Box, thereby denying female surfers the chance to unite opinion toward the equal work equal pay ethos.
Second, the broadcast missed significant moments throughout the day as it cut to a static, wide-angle shot of the lineup, ostensibly a placement shot for advertising in various markets although Australia, the Americans, saw nothing.
The men’s final was well underway before viewers got to peek behind the curtain.
Finals day analysis, by Steve “Longtom” Shearer, to follow.
Working in an erective: Sayeth snowflake Jelly.
one tour
no gender
one purse
good to excellent locations
#suckitscottbass
well this idea worked great with mic so why not.
Women need Men to be able to exist. If the little sandwich chefs(slapping them on the ass) could operate their own tour they would. But just like every where else in life they need Men to make it work for them. Everyone should start slapping them on the ass and tell them they surf good for a girl.
I think Albert Einstein once said “What’s the point in watching a surf contest if one of the most interesting cunts ain’t surfing?”
Words to live by.
Thanks Albert.
Hence, I just got on with work today.
I may watch the final later.
Got a date with Party Pete eh?
But he did not. And there in lies the difference
Time to split the tours.
I would actually watch the chicks if they did a tropical tour. Fun waves and bikinis.
The chicks actually rip when it’s in their comfort zone. They would get more viewers and sponsors = more money
Jack Robbo’s live feed from the box was an utter embarrassment for the wsl… Talk about that.
I hate the WSL. I had meetings this arvo and could not watch the two finals. So I pause THEIR feed after they pushed us off the YouTube feed for the semis. But when I go back to watch it it’s impossible. Then the only way you can watch it is to go back to their website. But low and behold they have all the results plastered everywhere. It’s impossible to avoid who won. Seriously. They deprived me of cold beers and some surfing. Well I still had the cold beers and the surfing to watch but I knew the result. Thanks for nothing you bunch of saltless idiots.
I hope the wsl never change, keep dragging surfing down the shitter. Hopefully more cunts will quit.
If they get good swell, it will be fascinating to see how the WSL run the Chopes comp this year
Imagine finals day at chopes 15 foot,
Jessie has 8 ambos on site.
They all get used.
Equality achieved.
She’d call it off. Equality achieved.
But there’s no wind its perfect?
Off
Wokists are winning and no-ones saying, “Fuck off.”
Guys like Surfads are very confused
SA was right on the money with his last piece.
Him good fella.
Lottsa talk about kooks
Never used to be that way
Fuckwits are running this shitshow.
Yeah, true.
People get what they deserve
And … we get you
Give the women their own Tour.
Sink or swim, I say.
Was this contest still on?
It was vvvvvv average today. The only thing of interest was Fil finally lighting up in final.
Cribbed off Ron, didn’t have time to check. So, nine wins, eleven finals.
Fuck, I’m pleased that’s over. The men’s final was the only heat worth watching.
weird contest, got increasingly unwatchable as it went on. performance also went down the shitter the last 2 days. (nearly) everyone was probably staring longingly over at absolute screamers at the box.
Props to Pip stepping up with power snaps dare I say some Sunny….you can judge.
Let’s not forget it was a like a four foot beachie with rocks instead of sand at the end He surfed great. But it was far from maxing. And in that one heat when it was he was not surfing at a level anywhere near that or many others on that day. Still some questions to be answered
Won’t be long until he charges big waves and is world champ. Even De souza won pipe, Medina pretty much eclipses john john in any wave of consequence. Just takes time actually surfing those kinda waves
2nd at Surf Ranch in 2018 if his wiki page is to be believed.
We want Zink Head!