Pip Toledo, dominates final at Margaret River.

Breaking: Filipe Toledo, Tatiana Weston-Webb win Margaret River Pro, “It’s the stuff God hits your ass with when he doesn’t want to kill ya – just slow ya down!”

Brazil's clean sweep at Margaret River… 

In good enough four-to-six-foot waves at Main Break, although paltry in comparison to the epic barrels across the channel at The Box, Brazil took both gender divisions at the Margaret River Pro, Filipe, men, Tats, gals. 

Filipe, who’s just turned twenty-six, won his ninth event in nine finals, beating the South African surfer, Jordy Smith, thirty-three. A little irony is the last time he won an event, Rio in 2019, he also beat Jordy.

Tatiana, who holds duel citizenships, USA and Brazil, easily beat the seven-time world champ Stephanie Gilmore, whose slinky Gold Coast style and boards felt like an ill-fitting suit in the raw, ie imperfect, Indian Ocean waves.

Filipe made use of the poignancy that marks all great performances, his vulnerability in waves over three feet, not apparent today, although Margaret River is very different to Teahupoo, Pipe.

It was a wild day, although not always for good reason. 

First, the decision to ignore stand-up barrels at the Box, thereby denying female surfers the chance to unite opinion toward the equal work equal pay ethos. 

Second, the broadcast missed significant moments throughout the day as it cut to a static, wide-angle shot of the lineup, ostensibly a placement shot for advertising in various markets although Australia, the Americans, saw nothing. 

The men’s final was well underway before viewers got to peek behind the curtain. 

Finals day analysis, by Steve “Longtom” Shearer, to follow.

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Padraigin Eagle
Padraigin Eagle
5 years ago

Working in an erective: Sayeth snowflake Jelly.

Headhighandfuckemall
Headhighandfuckemall
5 years ago

one tour
no gender
one purse
good to excellent locations
#suckitscottbass

davidcarson
davidcarson
5 years ago

well this idea worked great with mic so why not.

ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
5 years ago

Women need Men to be able to exist. If the little sandwich chefs(slapping them on the ass) could operate their own tour they would. But just like every where else in life they need Men to make it work for them. Everyone should start slapping them on the ass and tell them they surf good for a girl.

channelbottom
channelbottom
5 years ago

I think Albert Einstein once said “What’s the point in watching a surf contest if one of the most interesting cunts ain’t surfing?”

Words to live by.
Thanks Albert.

Hence, I just got on with work today.
I may watch the final later.

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
5 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

Got a date with Party Pete eh?

John Wayne
John Wayne
5 years ago

But he did not. And there in lies the difference

Erik Bogan
Erik Bogan
5 years ago

Time to split the tours.
I would actually watch the chicks if they did a tropical tour. Fun waves and bikinis.
The chicks actually rip when it’s in their comfort zone. They would get more viewers and sponsors = more money

OccysBong
OccysBong
5 years ago

Jack Robbo’s live feed from the box was an utter embarrassment for the wsl… Talk about that.

John Wayne
John Wayne
5 years ago

I hate the WSL. I had meetings this arvo and could not watch the two finals. So I pause THEIR feed after they pushed us off the YouTube feed for the semis. But when I go back to watch it it’s impossible. Then the only way you can watch it is to go back to their website. But low and behold they have all the results plastered everywhere. It’s impossible to avoid who won. Seriously. They deprived me of cold beers and some surfing. Well I still had the cold beers and the surfing to watch but I knew the result. Thanks for nothing you bunch of saltless idiots.

next_level_surfer
next_level_surfer
5 years ago
Reply to  John Wayne

I hope the wsl never change, keep dragging surfing down the shitter. Hopefully more cunts will quit.

V3 Rocket
V3 Rocket
5 years ago

If they get good swell, it will be fascinating to see how the WSL run the Chopes comp this year

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago

Imagine finals day at chopes 15 foot,
Jessie has 8 ambos on site.
They all get used.
Equality achieved.

astro
astro
5 years ago

She’d call it off. Equality achieved.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago
Reply to  astro

But there’s no wind its perfect?

astro
astro
5 years ago

Off

astro
astro
5 years ago

Wokists are winning and no-ones saying, “Fuck off.”

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago
Reply to  astro

Guys like Surfads are very confused

astro
astro
5 years ago

SA was right on the money with his last piece.
Him good fella.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago
Reply to  astro

Lottsa talk about kooks
Never used to be that way

astro
astro
5 years ago

Fuckwits are running this shitshow.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago
Reply to  astro

Yeah, true.
People get what they deserve

Billy Hunt
Billy Hunt
5 years ago

And … we get you

astro
astro
5 years ago

Give the women their own Tour.
Sink or swim, I say.

Chazz Michael Michaels
Chazz Michael Michaels
5 years ago

Was this contest still on?

astro
astro
5 years ago

It was vvvvvv average today. The only thing of interest was Fil finally lighting up in final.

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
5 years ago

Cribbed off Ron, didn’t have time to check. So, nine wins, eleven finals.

astro
astro
5 years ago

Fuck, I’m pleased that’s over. The men’s final was the only heat worth watching.

RQ.
RQ.
5 years ago

weird contest, got increasingly unwatchable as it went on. performance also went down the shitter the last 2 days. (nearly) everyone was probably staring longingly over at absolute screamers at the box.

snapper
snapper
5 years ago

Props to Pip stepping up with power snaps dare I say some Sunny….you can judge.

John Wayne
John Wayne
5 years ago
Reply to  snapper

Let’s not forget it was a like a four foot beachie with rocks instead of sand at the end He surfed great. But it was far from maxing. And in that one heat when it was he was not surfing at a level anywhere near that or many others on that day. Still some questions to be answered

next_level_surfer
next_level_surfer
5 years ago
Reply to  John Wayne

Won’t be long until he charges big waves and is world champ. Even De souza won pipe, Medina pretty much eclipses john john in any wave of consequence. Just takes time actually surfing those kinda waves

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
5 years ago

2nd at Surf Ranch in 2018 if his wiki page is to be believed.

david fffff
david fffff
5 years ago

We want Zink Head!


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