Art: KVF

Listen: Champion of The People™ Caio Ibelli gets put through everyman grinder in Australia; a lock to win the Rip Curl Rottnest Search presented by Corona!

True grit!

Near the end of March, the surf world was rocked by a new project as revolutionary as it was ambitious. Brazilian Caio Ibelli, the first, and for years only, pro to follow BeachGrit on Instagram had just ripped one of his sponsor’s stickers off his board after being unceremoniously dropped.

Of course being sponsored is at the pleasure of the brand, of course the powers can do whatsoever they desire but the dropping of Ibelli felt personal.

He may not have been as flashy as some, as young and handsome, but he had a giant killing mentality, a fearlessness in big waves, a hamburger outlet back home.

He was us and his dropping felt personal and so, as mapped out by a wonderful listener of The Grit! podcast, David Lee Scales and I set out to sponsor Caio for The People™ ahead of the first event of the rejiggered Australian leg Newcastle.

$15,000 for a sticker on the nose.

The People™, hearts touched, dug deep. David Lee and I, while not being wonderful project managers, dropped many balls but even so, by mid event we had raised just over half.

$7500 for a sticker midway down the board somewhere.

A better solution seeing as his hamburger outlet had its rightful spot on the nose.

And so we aimed for Narrabeen but getting stickers made etc. a nightmare. Saints emerged to help, designing inspirational stickers, hand-cutting the vinyl to form them into shape.

Margaret River, the perfect place, a place where he has slayed before.

Hand-cut stickers dropped in the Australian Post, rushing west.

Caio emailed just ahead of the first hooter, wondering where they were.

David Lee sent him a tracking number.

Caio followed up, day two, as the tracking number revealed they had been delivered to the post office not his hotel. He raced to the post office where they told him no stickers were there. They might be back at the hotel.

He raced to his heat.

Day three, overlapping heats, back on the case, the Australian Post told him they were, in fact, at the office, or maybe, and maybe locked in the hotel’s box to which they did not have the key. He was ready to race there once again when word came down.

Overlapping heats.

He would be on earlier than expected and had to race, once again, to the venue where he subsequently lost to Italo Ferreira.

Now, most professional surfers would have team managers, brand managers, coaches to help them with ever little detail, including stickering a board but not our Caio. He is us and grinds like us.

Running errands with crying babies, while rolling work calls. Making dinner while preparing school lunch while rolling work calls. Cleaning sewers, stacking bricks, giving IV injections, washing dishes, changing oil, unloading pallets, loading pallets while commenting live.

And this grind, this true grit, will vault our Caio into a top 5 finish this year, sending him to Lower Trestles with a possibility of being crowned champion.

But he is already our champion.

The Champion of The People™.

Listen here as we also discuss Kanoa Igarashi’s klaim game and Tyler Wright wilting under the weight of woke.

A fine show.

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channelbottom
channelbottom
5 years ago

Sorry no that’s a totally different beast

Huli Opu
Huli Opu
5 years ago

bacon

channelbottom
channelbottom
5 years ago

Hilarious using Napoleon as a graphic for ‘man of the people’.

channelbottom
channelbottom
5 years ago

Brassica oleracea

Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
5 years ago

Laughed hard at the talk of being a weird pet owner. No one wants to be the guy with a bird on their shoulder.

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
5 years ago

Ay ?
Wodayameen ?
I’ve always wanted one of those talking pirate parrots to take to the pub.
Still saving up for one…

Stick man
Stick man
5 years ago

Why oh why is there no mention of Beach Grit on this very important sticker?

Capt Sensible
Capt Sensible
5 years ago

Why is the RipCurl “Search ” presented by Corona ? , still no word on the traditional custodians acceptance.

Instalo Feedeira
Instalo Feedeira
5 years ago
Reply to  Capt Sensible

The quokkas will have a moot and shortly decide if we can use their land.

JOB's second chin
JOB's second chin
5 years ago

comp on today?

injury
injury
5 years ago

there is an Australian acoustic punk duo called Semen and Garfuckel

ricmatic
ricmatic
5 years ago

Should just got Lemon Next to the Pie to deliver it. BG Woulda be reaping incalculable international exposure by now.

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
5 years ago
Reply to  ricmatic

Well, it appears my postal career may be nearing an end. Can’t afford to live the lifestyle heavy life without the cash to back it. (I have already blamed Wigg’s mates for buying up around here). This Lemon is heading back to the classroom…

ricmatic
ricmatic
5 years ago

Preach I mean Teach!

Dovakin
Dovakin
5 years ago

JJF injured again. Wtf

SlickSaintNik
SlickSaintNik
5 years ago

Are there no BG groupies in West Oz you could have solicited to help our hero with this endeavor?

Preston
Preston
5 years ago

Should of had D Carson do the logo

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
5 years ago
Reply to  Preston

Next time!

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
5 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

Wouldn’t it be best to have the infamous KVFanningstadt do it ?

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
5 years ago
Reply to  Beef & Beer

It would’ve taken up 3/4 of poor Caio’s board.

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
5 years ago

Thanks and/or sorry for the listen!

astro
astro
5 years ago

Caio ?
Bah ! Humbug !
Ungritty.

John Smith
John Smith
5 years ago

If logo not seen in the post-heat interview, expect a call from our lawyers!

truth
truth
5 years ago

God knows what you release every morning after drinking coffee and all that athletic green.

Jimmy the Saint
Jimmy the Saint
5 years ago

The money would have been better spent buying Derek a Fans only Coffey account!

Firelipe Torpedo
Firelipe Torpedo
5 years ago

Man of the peep hole

Phat-wan kerr
Phat-wan kerr
5 years ago

surely tax deductible in the name of research.

Otto
Otto
5 years ago

I’m disappointed in the sticker design. I thought you had agreed to keep it simple. And putting in the Burn Loot Murder fist is divisive. Why did you go there?

Jimmy the Saint
Jimmy the Saint
5 years ago
Reply to  Otto

We may be anti-depressive but we aren’t anti-fisting!

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
5 years ago
Reply to  Otto

Take the fist back!

John Smith
John Smith
5 years ago
Reply to  Otto

should have thrown in a rainbow somewhere

FL Skunk Ape
FL Skunk Ape
5 years ago

You stole my trademark for Italo. I’ll see you in court


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