Jordy Smith, master of claim.

Margaret River Pro, Day Three Analysis: “If words can be violence in our current safe space culture, what status do we allot to claims which offend? Can claims be a kind of violence?

And Gabriel Medina stumbles over his own aggression…

One Australian male in the quarter-finals after our Olympians failed again.

Possible, probable even, there will be no Australian in contention for a world title. No Australian at the Trestles final.

I mention, not as blunted rah-rah Aussie-Aussie-Aussie-oi-oi-oi jingoism, but merely to ask whether the dismal state of Aussie pro surfing amongst the men puts in jeopardy the CT project downunder. Will the greatest supporter of Pro Surfing yet discovered, the Australian taxpayer, continue their lusty support if the hometown heroes so continually disappoint?

I dunno, I just ask the question.

Odd day.

In greasy six-foot surf the world’s best struggled to an unnatural extent. It was light on for excellence, heavily stacked for entertainment. Certain heats verged on Keystone Cops level of slapstick, most notably the heats around and including Gabe Medina in heat five, which overlapped with Fred Morais/Ryan Callinan in heat four; Kanoa/ Matt McGillvray in heat six and Italo/Caio in heat seven

I feel like we are a ways down the track in understanding our duelling world champions John John Florence and Gabriel Medina. John has a brittle exterior, which can be easily broken in competition by aggressive tactics from those who he considers his inferiors. The template to beat him was laid down by Zeke Lau at Bells and enthusiastically embraced by Morgan Ciblic at Newcastle and Narrabeen.

John feels bothered and disrespected by hard-core competitive tactics. John gets flustered, loses composure and under or over surfs. He looks eminently beatable in this event.

By contrast, Gabe usually beats himself. He stumbles over his own aggression, as we have seen many, many times. Today he blocked Seth Moniz on an opening wave, “should have got a paddling interference, he blocked me” according to Moniz.

Took a humiliating trip over the falls then fell into a funk so complete it catalysed the worst performance of Medina’s career. Flubbed turns, mistimed turns, spin outs, bad wave choices.

Moniz wasn’t much better, he really wasn’t.

Was Medina drugged?

Seems a reasonable question. Did someone slip a Rohypnol in the morning coffee? And what was Coach King’s response? Medina claimed King was working with him on matters of technique, not strategy, but strategy is clearly Medina’s Achilles heel. Why get involved in a skirmish with Moniz in a forty-minute heat when he could easily out-surf him ninety-nine times out of one hundred?

If Coach King earns his ten percent he’ll soothe and soften Medina up for Rottnest and eliminate any of the revenge fantasies which marred his last failed title bid in 2019.

Halfway through the Medina/Moniz heat Kanoa opened his account by blatantly burning McGillvray. Automatic loss of half the second scoring wave.

Bizarre error.

Almost up there with the 0.8 heat total in Narrabeen.

This guy has literally been bred to be a pro surfer. What’s the problem here? Is it stupidity? Incompetence? Arrogance? Brain explosion under pressure? Toxic mix of all of it? Kanoa could make the top five. Kanoa could be World Champ. It’s a scary thought, but a realistic scenario.

Jordy laid on a heroic/tragic claim on a minor left to score the four-point ride needed to best Julian Wilson. Kanoa bested it on his best wave to persuade judges to give him a score to lead in his heat. If words can be violence in our current safe space culture, what status do we allot to claims which offend?

Can claims be a kind of violence?

Taj Burrow in the booth noted wryly “ no wonder people claim!” when judges awarded the (over) score. Taj called a six. Judges gave it a high 7 seven.

The surfing had been down rezzed since JJF in heat One. Safety turns for the champ. Missed opportunities on the end section. Peterson Crisanto could not capitalise. Colapinto looked more switched on, as did Ryan Callinan. He sheepishly called his three banger combo for a nine “simplified, in a way, it’s simple surfing” in the presser but it’s what gets paid. Australia’s best surfer at the moment, our only potential top five candidate.

Are Aussie kids looking at him or Noa Deane and Torryn Martin for inspo?

Maybe there is an unseen tribe of Morgan Ciblics gathering in the deep valleys like Germanic Barbarians preparing to launch total warfare on the ruling classes?

I can’t see it.

But, I never saw Morgan coming either.

Only Italo seemed comfortable in the confusion and alive to the comedy. He went left for his first wave, dodged a collision with McGilvray, cut back right, to see Medina dropping down on him, went past Medina, launched a backside air, greased it then belted the end section. Then just went to work tearing pieces out of the six-foot rights.

The turns were sharper, edgier, higher in the lip, what WA GOAT Taj Burrow called “foolproof eights”.

A very big advance on his 2019 showing where he lost to John Florence in the quarters. Based on current form, that result would be reversed. Judges are more aroused by the higher angle in the lip and more theatrical finishing turns of the goofyfoots on this Margaret River vintage.

A finals day at the Box, of course, would annul that advantage.

But you’d still bet on Italo over Filipe even with what Ronnie Blakey diplomatically termed the “added physicality” of Toledo.

Despite the baying for blood my gut feeling is Jessie Miley-Dyer will not be as positively disposed to running finals day at the proto-slab compared to Kieren Perrow.

Which means another day of six-foot Main Break to bring the event home and see whether Florence can find the magic performances which so far have seemed below 2017 levels and a three peat.

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Jordy's low key claim
Jordy's low key claim
5 years ago

Finally saw C. Moore go vert beyond 11 ‘o clock in the 1/4’s, finally. But now all the other girls with left foot fwd are copying her and doing her cutbacks. Yawn. The goofy girls looked good tho.

Jordy's low key claim
Jordy's low key claim
5 years ago

‘Will the greatest supporter of Pro Surfing yet discovered, the Australian taxpayer, continue their lusty support if the hometown heroes so continually disappoint?’
Yer Wossle Sheila’s doin alright plus you have the Coffeys, too…

mine.mine.mine
mine.mine.mine
5 years ago

LT – there was an article in late 90’s/00’s in Surfer if I recall, about the lack of Cali bros on the tour, with the conclusion that life was too soft for them and they had too many waves at home, to go “fight” on the tour. Could life be too soft for the Aussie these days??? with the better of them deciding to stick to the home break? seems logical, looking at your housing market and the Byron smurphs etc.

Wayne Lunch
Wayne Lunch
5 years ago

* Jordy claims cutbacks
* I sold Medina a kg of Coke that morning
* And lots of Aussie kids want to be a cross between Torryn Martyn and Mikey Wright

Mads Naeraa
Mads Naeraa
5 years ago
Reply to  Wayne Lunch

Scariest post ever!

Tom
Tom
5 years ago

I think they should actually get extra points if they actually mic em up and if they shout
“are you not entertained!” with a claim!!

Lucky Al
Lucky Al
5 years ago

Anyone know how Gab’s feeling today? It occurred to me last night that he might have caught a cold.

FelipesFrontFoot
FelipesFrontFoot
5 years ago

I was thinking something more significant, but we could roll with that……

Keith Grace
Keith Grace
5 years ago

If you had to cue up the highlights/lowloights of this CT leg of the tour in Oz with the theme song of a TV show, I’d go with the good old Benny Hill Show song.. with Kanoa footage opening and closing the montage…

FelipesFrontFoot
FelipesFrontFoot
5 years ago

Claims are to surfing what rolls ING around on the ground like clown is to soccer. Just a stupid way of trying to avoid doing your job. As a pro surfer you’re being paid for excellent surfing, if you’re claiming anything under a high 9 you’re either a moron or are trying to influence the judges with something other than your surfing and should be disqualified/fired/electrocuted.

Dovakin
Dovakin
5 years ago
Beach Grits n Eggs
Beach Grits n Eggs
5 years ago
Reply to  Dovakin

caio is the best

Mads Naeraa
Mads Naeraa
5 years ago

Possibly the weirdest day of pro surfing I’ve witnessed.

When’s finals day likely to be on, you reckon?

DavidC
DavidC
5 years ago
Reply to  Mads Naeraa

They’re talking Monday.

Metal ghost
Metal ghost
5 years ago

McGillvray,,,McGilvray,,,McGillivray,,,hey hey. the surname both scribes and commentators cannot get right. Copy and paste would be acceptable in this case.

Mads Naeraa
Mads Naeraa
5 years ago
Reply to  Metal ghost

Kaipo G calls him McGivalry :-/

Black Rubber
Black Rubber
5 years ago

Asking on behalf of the rest of the world: Is all of Australia coming to the realization that they’re no longer leading the competitive surf world or is it just Longtom?

Let the rest of us know when you’ve caught up. Thanks.

ricmatic
ricmatic
5 years ago
Reply to  Black Rubber

We know BR. In the same septic tank as the yanks, we’re all seppos now.

Black Rubber
Black Rubber
5 years ago
Reply to  ricmatic

Once you come to terms, its a much happier place!

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
5 years ago
Reply to  Black Rubber

I don’t care where surfers are from. Why should I?

Jordy's low key claim
Jordy's low key claim
5 years ago
Reply to  Black Rubber

BRM

Huli Opu
Huli Opu
5 years ago

Callinan the definite standout yesterday. Today’s men’s quarters, a Saffa – Hawaiian grudge match with Seth seeking redemption from his loss to Mac at Pipe last year.
In woman’s semis, let’s hope that Rissa catches a break from the judges falling all over themselves overscoring Steph …

DavidC
DavidC
5 years ago
Reply to  Huli Opu

Yeah, it was a nicely surfed wave, but a high 9 for a 2 turn combo? BTW Steph just doesn’t seem very motivated this year.

Urchin Sepsis
Urchin Sepsis
5 years ago

Went to WSL site to watch some highlights after reading this article.
I’m pretty sure they employ the Wright’s accountant to for web design and maintenance

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
5 years ago
Reply to  Urchin Sepsis

I have to reset my IPad if I manage to watch more than a few heats …. is it just me ?
Was so much easier when the WSL posted every heat on there You Tube Channel .

Urchin Sepsis
Urchin Sepsis
5 years ago

Pretty much the same on Android.

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
5 years ago

I thought they look a little short in comparison to Carissa longer Licorice All Sorts which stood out against the grey background and white water .

Woodeneye
Woodeneye
5 years ago

Couldnt decide between Jordy or Jules who is more Willy Loman than Willy Loman, that claim was just sad.

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
5 years ago
Reply to  Woodeneye

Both of their performances on the tour this year have been definitely

Arthur Miller Lite !

DavidC
DavidC
5 years ago

Yeah agree, but I must admit that top turn slide by Jules was pretty nice!

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
5 years ago
Reply to  DavidC

The old dilemma of the one turn wonder …. which is not an air …and gets one a 4 or a 5 .
And the poor bugger got beat in the very last second by jordy on a 3 ft left ( worthy of the score ) .
To be honest I was just trying to link Willy Loman , to The Death of a Salesman , to Arthur Miller , to the Death of the American Dream and Marilyn Monroe …. but I obviously don’t have the talent to convey …. like Ricmatic , my thoughts in a short concise sentence of 5 words or less …. and failed miserably . Now had it been Henry Miller , I could have worked on Sexus Nexus Plexus or The Tropics for topics and his liaison with “ Les Petits Oiseaux “ writer … Angela Anaïs Juana Antolina Rosa Edelmira Nin y Culmell, known professionally as Anaïs Nin…. but that’s another story .

Mista Spakle
Mista Spakle
5 years ago

ladies no go?

John Wayne
John Wayne
5 years ago
Reply to  Mista Spakle

Yes I was disappointed no analysis on the horrible top turns that Tyler continues to try. She has been hanging out with Mikey too much. She really needs to work on her off the tops. That half layback top turn just looks terrible. Hold the rail like JJF it’s not a 2 foot Beachie.

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
5 years ago
Reply to  John Wayne

Tyler has lost it between the ears. If she wants to win the title she needs to focus on surfing and drop all the distractions.

Jordy's low key claim
Jordy's low key claim
5 years ago
Reply to  John Wayne

God awfull, only the goofiy girls seem to go vert. The rest are all shoulder hopping n the booth goes wild for these soft shoulder turns.

Preston
Preston
5 years ago

HB never cringes

channelbottom
channelbottom
5 years ago

Speaking of claims; Has anyone seen any sign of a BG sticker on Caio’s board?

I hope it shows up for Rotto, or the false name I put the money down with will think about claiming it back.

I liked your turns BTW Caio.

Litmus and Chill
Litmus and Chill
5 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

Couldn’t see it with how tiny his board looked chattering around out there.

channelbottom
channelbottom
5 years ago

I’m sure it was Caio I was seeing in the tiny screen at work. The board was perhaps chattery but if I remember rightly, the lines were longer on the downstroke.


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