The Age of Zuckerberg.
The Ultimate Surfer is still on the air, or so it would appear, and that is much good news for winner Zeke Lau and, I would imagine, World Surf League CEO Erik Logan. Lau’s victory, gifting him three wild card slots into next year’s Championship Tour, will be deserved but, as the northern hemisphere’s summer winds to a close, I believe a true The Ultimate Surfer has risen.
Mark Zuckerberg.
The Facebook CEO and world’s fifth richest man was caught, for the fifth time in mere weeks, participating in our favorite surf-adjacent activity, e-foiling, this time with a “mystery gal pal.”
Page Six reported that, “He was dressed casually in black swim trunks, Adidas flip-flops, a gray pullover sweatshirt and mirrored sunglasses.” Also, “His beach outing apparently took place near his $100 million luxury estate, which he shares with his wife, Priscilla Chan. The couple own more than 1,300 acres on Kauai and have been accused of trying to ‘colonize‘ the island.
Which raises a very important question. How many acres are required to stretch “1%er” to “colonizer?”
Also, what will Kauai’s Age of Zuckerberg look like? What will be its defining characteristics? Will he rule Da People benevolently or force them into click farms where they will toil without joy?
Will the Wolfpak rise again?
Many important questions, I suppose.
Before this Delta variant and booster dose development, (the story did develop)
the vaccine would let you fly on planes, and basically grant people the freedom to do things they had been locked down from for a year. For pretty much indefinitely we were told.
But actually having Covid would only get you 2 months of those freedoms.
I never understood the talk about “Having proof of vaccination, or doctors certificate of positive covid diagnosis within the last 2 months”.
So they were saying the vaccine makes you immune from covid indefinitely, but having actual COVID only gives you 2 months of certified immunity?
My friends who used to live in Hawaii came back in March 2021 to visit, the whole family all had Covid right when it started in 2020, but they were not exempt from testing before arriving in Hawaii, and all had to pay $150 for negative test results ($150 x 5 = $750!) because their infections were not within the 2 month grace period to arrive in Hawaii. They were not going to pay that $750 again after 2 days in Oahu to fly to Kauai, so I went and checked them out on Oahu. This was back when vaccinations were only for essential workers so it wasn’t an option for them or me. I had to pay $150 to fly back here. But I always thought they should be immune to COVID cuz they already had it, so they shouldn’t have to pay $150 for testing every time they wanted to travel. But people said the virus can mutate, and you could catch a different variant, so that’s why proof of COVID is only good for 2 months of exemption from testing.
Well if the virus can mutate, rational minds would think that the vaccine could allow somebody to be infected by a covid variant as well, and vaccines would only be good for 2 months as well. But that wasn’t the case.
Something just seems fishy to me.
But now with all the new developments, and booster shots now being pumped every 8 months, it sounds like it’s going to be a yearly thing like the flu shot.
I thought once you had chicken pox, you were good for life, same with Covid.
But flu shots change every year.
I’m vaccinated for covid, didn’t feel any bad effects, but I don’t really give a shit if someone else doesn’t want to.
But I guess the “experts” disagree.
I just don’t know what to think anymore.
Sounds like someone stands to make a lot of money off of yearly vaccination development and manufacture for the entire population of the world.
Man dates
Ha!
Great article title. I’ve exceeded my Daily Requirement of Click bait in 2 seconds.
“Which raises a very important question. How many acres are required to stretch “1%er” to “colonizer?”’
I can’t imagine there is a less important question than this.
Zeke should make an inflatable John John so he can throw it in the tub like a pool toy and paddle all over the thing to harken back to his finest competitive moment.
He stole most of the land under thier joint ownership laws there. He said since he used more money improving it the land is his. He basically stole land without the original owners getting a penny.
Faceburg was financed by the CIA. Criminals In Action!
Lol probably for the best…
Wonder what the ice to non-ice user ratio is over by Zuckelolos place? Surely there’s enough hollow eyed night marcher scab faces to make him uncomfortable. Hell, give him a hit off the glass, get his life story, steal his E-foil, take it apart, paint it flat back and let him see you cruise it at his local.
His area is pretty nice, but if he goes 5-10 miles in either direction he could definitely score.
A conversation actually happens here, I’d argue. And when needs be, this community rallies around each other.
Hang in there LGR! I vaxxed myself with covid last year and have been healthy as can be ever since! The get covid-build immunity vaccine works!
He was studying for his test.
https://www.verywellhealth….
My base? Are you retarded? I literally said I’m not a Trump fan. I’m a registered Democrat that voted for the failure of a president currently holding the position, i.e. Joe Biden.
That’s the problem with rabidly anti-Trump idiots like you; you’re so polarized (brainwashed) that the second someone makes a criticism of a Democrat or acknowledges a positive thing Trump did you immediately assume they’re a Trump sycophant. It’s so weird and childish, not to mention needlessly tribal.
Again, be better.
Bethany ain’t wrong.
Oddly enough I’ve still yet to see ONE politician or “leader” pushing healthier lifestyles such as better nutrition and exercise.
Especially in Hawaii where the native population tends to be overweight.
But just like gastric bypass, liposuction and other cosmetic procedures it’s easier to see a doctor than it is to put in the effort.
I think DeSantis will make a fine President. And he’ll do it on his own.
Biden has somewhere more important to be.
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/JlVY…
Trump gone baby.
Being unvaccinated is a choice, not a medical condition and thus not a protected class. Being locked out of restaurants, gyms, etc is a consequence of your actions not birth.
Nah Otto’s right. I’m certainly not a Trump fan, but you’re way off the mark. Besides, Trump is not president. For some reason people like you can’t let him go. It’s sad really, the way you people foam at the mouth constantly trying to assume what Trump would have/have not done in scenario x, y, or z while completely sidestepping the blatant failure Biden is. Keep trying to dunk on Trump, but no rational minded adult thinks it’s useful let alone cute. Be better.
Agree, we should just skip straight to the vaccine mandate. I’m looking forward to all of the antivaxxer heads exploding on instagram.