House burnt down after former pals argued following a heavy night of weed, port, vodka and beer.
Two years ago, iconic surf writer, former pro surfer, creator of Rip Curl’s The Search campaign and fins-free pioneer, Derek Hynd, lost his house, a dog and most of his possessions, including a forty-year collection of writing, memorabilia a five-thousand dollar violin, and his surfboards, including the little five-eight Skip Frye fish from Litmus, in a deliberately lit fire.
Yesterday, Isaac Lehane, who is twenty-six and who lived with his girlfriend in a caravan on DH’s Myocum property, near Byron Bay, pleaded guilty to damaging property by fire worth more than $15,000.
Dive into the agreed set of facts (as reported by the GC Bulletin) and you get this.
DH and his kid Lochlan lived in a a refurbished shed. Outside Lochie’s bedroom were two unused gas canisters.
Lochie and Issac were on the piss and smoking weed on September 16, 2019, when they started to argue.
The argument, over petty little things initially, went south when Lochie started talking about the rent. Lochie told Issac he had to leave.
Issac and his girl went back to the van where he kept yelling. Lochie heard it and banged on the van door telling him to leave.
Issac came out with a metal pole. Lochie picked up a machete and said, “Are you seriously going to try to kill me? Are you going to die tonight?”
Lochie went back to his shed, took sleepers and was asleep by midnight.
Fifteen or so minutes laster, DH heard bottles dropping on the floor outside Lochie’s rom.
Issac lit on fire a piece of cardboard that was on a window covering a broken spot.
DH said he heard a pop before he saw Lochie flee his room with flames behind him.
DH called triple O (Australia’s 911). He saw Issac running towards the house screaming for Lochie.
DH went to the cops the next day and told ‘em he heard the van’s doors open and shut twice and said he suspected Issac might’ve started the fire after his fight with Lochie.
A weeks later, Issac spoke to the cops and told ‘em about the argument over the rent. Told ‘em he saw the fire and ran to warn Lochie and to rescue the dog.
On November 26, 2019, Issac told the cops his girlfriend probably did it. “I feel like she’s burned my best friend’s house down”. He also said she started the argument about rent.
On June 18, 2020, the girlfriend told the cops Lochie and Issac had been smoking weed “quite heavy” on the night in question and were drinking port, vodka and beer.
Girlfriend told ‘em Issac had a Zippo lighter and that he’d left the van and said he was going to burn DH’s joint down.
On November 4, 2020, Issac was arrested and charged.
Defence told the court Issac had a brain injury and mental health probs. Special circumstances, the event was spontaneous, real sorry about the dog, which wasn’t owned by DH, etc.
Magistrate Geoff Dunlevy acknowledged the bummer of precious boards, the excellent violin and so forth disappearing in flames but was concerned about how the dog died.
“The dog itself would have suffered a horrible death by suffering smoke inhalation or being burned to death,” Dunlevy said, describing the case as “a nasty offence with a significant impact”.
Issac Lehane was sentenced to two years in jail with a fourteen-month non-parole period, backdated to October 2.
If he keeps himself clean in prison, he’ll be eligible for parole in a little under a year.

Jeepers, how in the fark did I miss this article and it’s consequent shit sandwich Disqus commentary?
Echos of ‘you should have been here yesterday’
Sad!
See Stink Bugs response above
No. His best mate passed, so maybe wasting time here ain’t giving giving him the same thrill.
He’ll be lurking though. One that addicted can’t go cold turkey.
HEY you must have been with me in the bars back in the late 70s with my framing crew buddies when we got our asses kicked regularly!
Port is a delightful way to round out an evening. Important to use sparingly.
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Let’s sit around and get pissed and stoned with someone with mental health issues and be surprised when it doesn’t have a fairytale ending. Also, can we take a moment to appreciate the lack of spine to try blame it on your girlfriend?
So a bloke loses his house and belongings his collected all his life over a drunken fight he wasn’t even involved in and the dude who does it gets 14 months in prison.
Seems fair…….not!
Fourteen months in prison is still a long haul although free rent, food and all the sex you want eases the burden somewhat.
Rose coloured glasses and all that
Anyone who goes to prison and says “I’m just here for the sex” is someone to be deeply fearful of.
Acquit Lit?
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Rielly, shaky legal ground. Moderate your flock.
Perhaps you are new to BG, so lemme give you a little insight into how this works….
A resurrected Duke could ride an 100′ foot wave tomorrow and we’d make fun of him because his trunks are too tight. None of us have ever accomplished anything in surfing, so we are left to be snide, punny and grumpy on a weird corner of the internet in search of badges and upvotes. We’re also weak and pathetic in person, so if I saw you in the water I wouldn’t announce myself.
Spot on except for the fact that I am not weak but I make up for it with Ultra-Hard pathetic behavior
Derek made a living out of hanging shit on the top 30 every year. What’s he sooking about? Nothing here is serious.
Yeah, the irony was screaming.
Hi Derek. I’m the moderator here in the comments which is the internet version of herding stray cats.
I gotta say it’s a pretty mild response down here, none worthy of deletion in my book.
My book is tattered, missing pages and most certainly of a lesser moral code than others though.
Sorry for your loss
Regards Matt McCrory
While we’re being open and honest here.
It looks like Twillsy got his knickers in a twist when I suggested that he once worked in a surf fashion boutique and that I was going to publicly out him for the crime.
He ‘Messenger’ed me with a bit of a sulk so I drunkenly abused him and it’s to my shame that I didn’t realise he was such a sensitive fellow, so then to deflect a bit I gave him some quite unflattering opinions about you and your relationship with Jacinda, and told him that after bossing us about here and lording it over your surf club, you’ll soon be running for local council to get the official name plaque for your desk that you’ve always strived for.
I was only mainly joking, and hope that we’ll have him quoting ‘Jebus’ once again soon (and may your council name plaque be a gold embossed one).
Come back Twillsy, I was only mainly joking…
Cheers
Wes
How did he message you? I thought Disqus lacks a messaging option.
From some of the comments I’ve made he’d deduced that we’re originally from the same area and know some of the same people, and got hold of me on FB Messenger.
I’ve always thought that Disqus should have a messenging option for when (if) I travel again in the future incase of potential couch surfing opportunities haha…
Congratulations on getting stalked you’re now a bona fide internet hero! Next steps are death threats, home phone ringing after comment exchanges and being stalking on social media by posters pretending to be a Woman.
He’s a Kiwi DH.
From the South Island no less.
Take it with a grain of salt.
He STILL isn’t over the underarm bowl.
Give it a rest already, mate.
So quick with the industry alpha male Bootlicking Ben.
I don’t think DH qualifies as an Alpha Male.
Intellectual Alpha Male perhaps.
I suspected Derek was Nevil Shute reincarnated.
Ill take my smart people anywhere I can get them.
Great surfer and great writer, but Laird is an Alpha Male.
It’s physical as much as anything.
I liked Derek and he stayed at my house sometimes and made my wife nervous and drove my F100.
P.S. And there is no “industry.” It died and went corporate and is deceased. It is no more. It has snuffed it.
Ok, I’ll just refer to you as a Bootlicker in the future to simplify things. 👍🏻
Better than a pipe licker, one supposes.
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Plumbers don’t wear tool belts by the way Ben.
They should. To keep their pants up and not cause unrest and further class stereotypes.
More like window-licker.
tldr version: a few of the sarcastic and insensitive BG comments are not appreciated.
Ok, got it. However, trying to paint an entire community with such broad brushstrokes, while knowing almost zero about any of us is simply ignorant. To take this and claim a few lighthearted comments are somehow worse than the cunt who burned down your house (along with the overlong rant above) seems to suggest mental issues on your part. What happened to you is terrible, no doubt. I for one find nothing funny about it at all.
There has never been a single word I’ve posted here that I wouldn’t say to anyone face-to-face. If you take umbrage with anything I’ve said above, my name is Art, I live and surf in Kona on BI. If you are ever here, by all means, introduce yourself.
Being totally honest, I think the rose-tinted way some of your writing is remembered fails to recognise the shallow pool.
I’m sure you’ve got some good yarns, but you must’ve had a hell of an editor.
Regards, Jamie
Edit: Oh well, I should edit to reflect your deletion. But I won’t, because that’s pretty weak.
But I will add this – it’s pretty hilarious for you to take anyone to task over trolling.
You’re criticizing Derek’s writing?
Really?
You gonna criticize Paul McCartney’s piano playing next?
Yeesh.
I’ve always thought The Beatles were overrated.
Stay away from the brown haggis.
It’s affecting your judgment.
Go watch The Beatles: Get Back and you just might understand how truly talented all the lovely lads were – even Ringo.
Listen to Paul’s piano playing on Martha My Dear.
You’ve never been to California and you think the Beatles were overrated.
Ironic hipster alert!
I agree with this dude: https://www.youtube.com/wat…
Here’s something upon which we can agree.
Helter Skelter backwards is pretty sick.
Is Paul McCartney the guy who used to sing in a ‘pub blues band’ ?
Or was that the other bloke the Queen gave a knighthood to ?
Not the piano player with the platform shoes and big glasses (that’s a different queen) who was also knighted, I mean the big lipped bum wiggling one…
Go watch the Peter Jackson doco The Beatles: Get Back.
Paul McCartney is way talented: Bass, guitar, piano.
So are Lennon and Harrison.
Ringo not so much, but he had great time. Perfect time.
That’s why they broke up.
After 10 years with the Beatles they had achieved miracles and were extremely confident in their music but it couldn’t all be contained and displayed within the Beatles.
Paul kind of ran the show and George and John bristled so that’s why they went their separate ways.
Look at all the great solo work they did – John, Paul and George but Ringo not so much although that song about drugs was pretty good.
Although some of the Beatles solo works are memorable, arguably, none are truly classics as much of the Beatles output certainly was. Many of rock’s most iconic groups achieve greatness (and timelessness) as a result of an alchemy that takes place between the group members. Typically, once that magic is lost as a result of a key member leaving or the group breaking up, none of the subsequent or solo work come anywhere close to the original group’s best. Aside from the Beatles, other examples are Genesis without Peter Gabriel, Black Sabbath without Ozzy, Velvets without Lou Reed, Mott the Hoople without Ian Hunter, Mayhem without Euronymous, etc.
Imagine isn’t a classic?
Ever seen this: https://www.youtube.com/wat…
Maybe I’m Amazed, Too Many People, Live and Let Die, Another Day, etc etc.
Paul needed Billy.
This isn’t Billy.
It’s fookin’ loovely, innit?
If you know anything about piano or music, this is some serious gourmet shit.
https://www.youtube.com/wat…
Yeah he is off the scale.
Has had exactly one article published in Surfer’s Journal and feels free to hack on Derek.
As Rodney from Port Hedland liked to say as we were cruising through Fiji: “He’s not worth the steam orf Derek’s shit.”
He also reckons the Beatles were overrated.
I didn’t know Scotland produced such madness.
Off with his head, or whatever you have access to: https://www.youtube.com/wat…
Hang on, is Chazz really Jamie Brisick? Mind blown!
No he’s some dude from Scotland, wherever the F that is.
You should come for a holiday, Ben. We can hang out.
I’m sure there are a few villages with a vacancy for someone like you.
Haggistown. I’d like to see what’s good.
I like Brisick, but I wouldn’t want to be him.
I like Ben but I don’t want to be him either!
Your numbers are wrong re: TSJ, Ben. Not that that’s any sort of credential hill I’m dying on.
I’m speaking as a reader, not a writer. That’s more valid in my book.
Sorry to hear about your fire Derek.
I hope you don’t think that me saying that all hippies are fuckwits is in bad taste.
No personal offense intended.
P.S.
Why did you edit your long comment ?
I found it very interesting (and slightly enlightening)…
P.P.S.
Hey who was responsible(?) for Juan Kempes (the famous sheep herding big wave king from Tierra del Fuego who used to be in Tracks way back when) ?
He was a great character, and I was told years ago that you or Nick C may’ve ‘known’ him but Nick would neither confirm nor deny it.
Can you give any clues ?
Cheers
Wes
Pretty lame edit DH.
What did we miss???
6000 words, You’ll need to here 24/7 not to miss out again.
Oh, a doozy.
Sorry for your loss, DH.
I know people in Malibu who’ve seen it all go up in smoke.
Traumatical and cleansing at the same time.
Joni says hi.
I bought her one of these shirts to commemorate the 90s.
She picked me up at the train station to go to the Waterman’s Ball.
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Sorry for you loss Derek, especially the dog.
A remake of Chris Bystroms “Blazing Boards”..
Fins free pioneer? Several millennia of Polynesian surfers would disagree.
They might, but they dead.
It’s impossible to grow up in a Western country and not encounter weed. The trick is to not become a fucked up stoner.
it’s no trick. it’s actually quite standard amongst stoners to not be fucked up. drinkers, however, are a different story. it’s impossible not to encounter drink. it’s quite possible to become a drunkard. and in that case, it is indeed a trick to not become a fucked up drunkard. there are a few exceptions no doubt. but on the whole, most long-time stoners i encounter are cool cats. most drunks i know are cool too, but they have some regularly-programmed episodes and anecdotes of fucking up
Alcohol exaggerates the drinkers mood. Guys with a chip on their shoulder become assholes. Guys who are happy when sober, well you can’t shut them up. Guys shitty about a football result will go looking for a fight or smash something up.
Every single kid I grew up with who became a stoner did nothing with their lives. Weed and a bong in the morning became an anvil around their necks. Living life with the handbrake on. A completely wasted life, the lot of them. A couple of them champion surfers (one was even an national junior champ). Dope fucked their lives.
Only one guy in the same cohort became an alcoholic. He can still hold a job but he drinks every day and it will kill him for sure. Mind you he’s almost 60 so not a bad effort with a pickled Liver.
see that’s dude who learned the trick!
If you’re going to let a guy with a brain injury and “mental problems” live with you what do you expect’s going to happen.
I don’t think it always ends in arson. Hollywood, for instance, would’ve crafted a much sweeter ending.
Shed in Myocum? 2 mil minimum!
Poles, and machetes? Laughing til I puke.
Next thing you know, they’ll be putting you guys in internment camps……oh, wait.
Fuck you Issac. I loved that dog. He played with me all the time and buried me out the back yard. Ol one eyed Derek never could figure out where.
Lol! Fucking classic shit right there!!!
Hippies are fuckwits anyway, especially rent evading bludgers with (no doubt, though it wasn’t mentioned) hairy girlfriends, brain injuries and mental health probs.
The fact Hynd’s son took a machete to a pole dance and shouted things like “are you gonna die tonight”, may be why the judge was lenient with sentencing the other crazy hippy though.
Oh well, poor old Dezza.
P.S.
Did I mention that all hippies are fuckwits ?
Y’can say it again, and again, it bears repeating.
Tenpole Tudor and The Pistols sang it loud in “Who Killed Bambi?”.
“Never trust a hippie!….”
Biggest fuckwits I’ve ever met are yogis
Boo boo ok?…..
Yes, the bastards
Always trying to steal pic-a-nic baskets and thinking they’re smarter than your av-er-age beer(drinker)…