Surf Journalist nears gates of health and wellness Valhalla by pushing measurable data from fitness tracker to “all out,” looks forward to meeting John John Florence and clinking horns!

Pride of accomplishment.

I have been living this WHOOP life, now, for exactly two months and can hardly believe the difference a personal digital health and fitness coach has made in my life. In October, I was but a shell of my former self. A man besotted with laziness, settled into a non-positive inertia.

Mired.

Today, I am reborn, striving to break a six-minute mile, dancing two vital roles in an upcoming performance of The Nutcracker, surfing with much flair, writing helpful, informative articles about a journey that guides this very community into being best, standing outside the gates of health and wellness Valhalla ruddy cheek’d and proud.

WHOOP.

I recently changed the sleek band on my device, from black to a steel grey, and realized that I must have been wearing it too tight thereby retarding my strain numbers. I was wow’d after that first run, watching it soar up past 16, very near John John Florence numbers. I was inspired after that first ballet rehearsal, reveling in it climbing past 10 even though I only practiced the “beer dance” and not even Mother Ginger.

And now, newly inspired, I have decided to prioritize my recovery, get the best sleep, hit the only whispered about maximum strain.

21.

WHOOP measures strain by, “summarizing metric of the cardiovascular load – the level of strain training takes on a cardiovascular system as based on heart rate achieved during an individual activity or over the course of a day.”

Genius and the scale reads thusly:

Light Strain (0-9) – This strain category indicates room for active recovery with minimal stress being put on the body.

Moderate Strain (10-13) – This category indicates moderate stress is being put on the body, which helps maintain fitness.

High Strain (14-17) – This category indicates increased stress and/or activity which helps build fitness gains in your training.

All Out (18-21) – This category indicates all-out training or a packed activity day that put significant stress on the body and may be difficult to recover from the day after.

I don’t know how often John John Florence goes “all out” but I’d imagine the day I surf, run, dance the beer dance, the full party scene, including scolding children on stage, and Mother Ginger on the same day, I will reach the gates of health and wellness Valhalla and clink horns filled with self-satisfaction with him there.

Aiming for Saturday.

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Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
4 years ago

“…meet JJF and clink horns with him…”

I found a genuine unaltered photograph of the two of you ‘clinking horns’, but won’t show it here out of respect for JJF since only your horn was filled with self-satisfaction.
His horn looked quite uninterested, so it was a very one-sided horn clink shot…


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