"I mean, what's a guy to do?"
11x surfing champion Kelly Slater is, by far, the most famous of our kind, except for maybe Laird Hamilton or Jonah Hill, and both knows and communicates with other such celebrities. He also just so happens to have dated many of the same women as award-winning actor Leonardo DiCaprio including, but not limited to, the Brazilian model Gisele Bündchen and Israeli model Bar Rafeli.
Very cool and Slater, being very cool, does not exhibit any sort of dog-like jealousy toward his stablemate but, rather, commiserates and encourages.
In an alleged recent interview, DiCaprio’s alleged ex-girlfriend Camila Morrone shared details of the “worst date of her life,” saying, “He rented out a whole cinema and made me watch every single Star Wars movie while he ran around with his lightsaber pretending to fight bad guys.”
Slater, quick on the trigger, wondered, “I mean, what’s a guy to do?”
As it turns out, the quote has been disproven and Morrone and DiCaprio are still together but I’m certain the star is happy to know that the world’s greatest surfer is in his corner.
What a guy.
They weren’t thrilled when Vito exposed his lust for cock.
So they not Dems.
Heh, yea he’s starting to throw it round now. Going good.
Whoa, obj with Td ! He is one dude I’d love to see get happy. He’s had a hard run of tough breaks so far.
Ouch. Happily married with a toddler and pregnant wife but yeah you got me good. Enjoy the win
Like the Sopranos mob?
Yes…but you are still fucking her whereas politicians are fucking you.
He falsified his Immigration declaration. Then blamed his agent.
He didn’t even show up to defend himself at his last hearing.
Cmon, man.
There’s 3 or 4 other pros that are at the Aus Open unvaxxed and yet able to play. He fucked up.
Not a Nazi in sight ! But yea some political chicanery by Ximo.
Anyways, Go Rams !
Bearding is hard work.
What did she expect?
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I thought Leo was intelligent. He could have put on Romeo and Juliet and would have been banging her in the cinema half way through the movie… Benefit of hindsight etc
It wont go away in your lifetime
Listen, mate. I didn’t make the rules.
And those that don’t want to get jabbed don’t have to but it does mean jumping through some extra hoops.
But putting all vacc bullshit aside – if you or anyone don’t respect local laws and the locals then yea fuck off. Novac didn’t and got tossed.
As for the political theatre, I’m in total agreement with you there.
Ximo scoring easy populist votes, big time.
Better a lightsaber than a breadstick.
Breadstick is an acceptable substitute if accompanied by the right sounds
Kelly is just pissed his bone broth has been dethroned by ganja as the internets favorite “do your own research” Covid cure .
If I were an investor in Outer Known, I would find these unfocused activities most troubling. In fact, I may even lobby for a hostile takeover.
Except those investors don’t give shit about anything other than buying themselves into surfing. Same goes for all Kelly’s endeavors, bunch of billionaire investors who are buying access to the elite part of surfing. Its not about making money, its all about their own image.
Buying access is probably the world’s second oldest profession.
But at least prostitutes intentionally fuck you.
Leo DiCap: “Kelly who?”
What about Italo’s voting in the Stab awards:
Surfer of the Year: Italo
Film of the Year: Italo
Edit of the Year: Italo
Winner of Least Interesting Polls of the Year: Italo
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I feel like Italo is the only person that could get way with this.
He forgot to vote for himself in the “worst style ever” category.
Or the most humble/modest surfer
Revealed! World’s Greatest Surfer actually a kook! Kooky behavior VALidated on beaches around the globe with this shocking discovery. More as the story devolves…
“I mean, what’s a guy to do?”
We could start with writing articles worth reading.
The best way of quantifying Kelly’s fame is in that Motley Crue biograpy where Tommy Lee says “Pam was dating some surfer called kelly slater”
Savage burn!
Remember Perry Farrel comparing mick fannings “stardom” to being a rock star (perry)?
What’s a guy to do ?
Get a jab to go to Aus ?
Suck it up and be Ke11y ?
I mean … .?,!!???
Imagine 2 years ago
That you’d be baiting people to shoot up some chemical minefield shit. So you could come to a shit hole like Aus or NZ, full of retards.
Good one.
I know.
Yet here we are …
Anyways, Cody’s a flop.
And people won’t want Kelly here
Not cause of any health risk, but cause they’re cunts
Nah, it’s because he hasn’t been jabbed.
You’re trying to twist it all outta shape just like Novacs lawyers.
Play by the rules or fuck off. Not hard to understand.
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That’s better.
As you were.
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To big here. One spot left to check at low tide at lunch but it’ll probably be windy by then.
You could always move back to the motherland POME.
It’s always an option.
Give it a fucking rest.
Exactly
It’s. All. Political. And. Has. NOTHING. To. Do. With. Science.