Surfers are the best.
Surfers are turning out to be the most benevolent creatures on earth, this early 2022, saving potential drowning victims, saving cuddly kangaroos, generally saving the aforementioned earth itself and, now, a surfer has sparked an international movement so save the original thing that needed saving to begin with.
The whales.
For just off the coast of Maui, one of our kind was flying his drone high and capturing images of waves when he also captured the image of a sub-adult humpback caught in some sort of jetsam.*
Per the report, “The whale was spotted off Ukumehame on Maui heading toward Lahaina just before sunset on Sunday, Jan. 9, and ocean wildlife officials are asking the public to keep an eye out for it. ‘It is either a mouth entanglement or wrapped around the petro flippers trailing as two lines, light-colored, but maybe not floating lines. It’s staying below the surface just a little bit and going about, going back about 80 to 90 feet behind the animal. So, not a lot of gear and no buoy — so that’s going to be tough to see,’ explained Ed Lyman, of the Hawaiian Islands Humpback Whale National Marine Sanctuary.
Whales.
Is there any person out there who does not love and care for whales?
Also, have you ever eaten whale in Japan?
Yucky.
It is fitting, anyhow, that a benevolent surfer may just save one with our help. If you see the magical creature, please call NOAA at 888-256-9840.
*Do you know the difference between jetsam and flotsam without searching it up? Let everyone know how smart you are in the comments.
Beats working huh
Yeah, I actually saw two or three (whale) breaches this morning…
Flotsam vs jetsam.
Will that be a question on the Black Box Academy of Noble Savage’s end of year final sailing exam?
I thought it wack
The chicks heat, they can’t make one toob, Malia didn’t even try.
Shocker, good luck at chopes.
The women got some epic waves throughout the event. What’s you biggest surfing achievement? Having a wank at Bondi?
They were shit.
I don’t like to brag
No they weren’t.
Yes you do.
Agreed, best comp I’ve seen in years also. Great commentary I learned a heap about Hawaiian history while watching awesome surfing. Advertisements were relevant and timed well. Great forecasting.
Great format. Great scoring. Well done everyone involved
Who won, Team Spam?
Hey NOAA fisheries, you got a lost and found?
The difference between flotsam and jetsam is Richard Nixon playing piano at the Grand Ol’ Oprey.
https://youtu.be/ly4qj3stpkI
that’s a deep cut OBT, nice, also check this out:
https://m.youtube.com/watch…
p.s. Drunk History should be required viewing for al BG participants
Clearly that was a surveillance whale towing communications antennas to report back to the Chinese/Deep State/Reptile people.
today I got an ad on Instagram for some Dave Grohl Foo Fighter bullshit, so I blocked it, and for reasons I marked “irrelevant” and I was pretty pleased with myself
also, whales are rad!
Flotsam is KVF waiting for a wave
Jetsam is KVF on a wave
Hay !
I’ve just thought of two new sigs for ya, bexy !
You could go by “Mr Ed” or even better “The Talking Horse”.
Pretty funny, ay ?
Funny as the latest SNL.
Still upset Novac got the humpty?
He’ll get over it. So will you.
What a cuntry.
Settle down, I’m still getting my head around “Detritus”.