"He traded rock cocaine in for meth and went to jail many times. He learned to tattoo and tattooed his own face while looking in a mirror."
The San Clemente surfer Joe Crimo, whose skate tech on waves was roughly twenty-five years ahead of the curve, has died suddenly, aged forty seven.
“I was a huge fan and heavily influenced by Joe Crimo,” says the surfing commentator Chris Cote. “Joe was an early innovator of skate style tricks like pop shuvits and varials. He was way ahead of his time and took a lot of shit from mainstream surf media and surf fans who just liked “normal” surfing… Joe’s talents and helping him enlighten the world with his raw, wild styled attack and skate influenced surfing.”
Matt Biolos, his shaper for a time, describes Crimo as, “Soft spoken. Exceedingly polite. Saccharine Sweet. Girls liked him. Had a really good face, actually…attached to a diminutive almost frail, body… Obviously dexterous and skilled with his feet. More nimble emancipated street skater than a true surfer. Made him a lot of boards to assist his approach, but never anything really skateboard style or double ended.”
His surfing wasn’t pretty but it was rad as hell.
Crimo was a wildcat, of course, ain’t no doubt about that.
Back in 2015, Crimo tried to raise money for laser tattoo removal after covering his entire face with ink while high on meth.
“Tattoos on the face are not the best way to get a job,” he wrote.
As Chas Smith wrote at the time,
On land he lived fast and his fast living started very much earlier than yours or mine. He grew up in East Los Angeles and his brothers were in gangs and going to jail. “I started smoking lots of rock cocaine at age nine. It’s just what we did,” he says.
He got shot, at some point, and moved to the San Clemente, starting surfing and cleaned up. But the wheels fell off, eventually, and he traded rock cocaine in for meth and went to jail many times. He learned to tattoo, during the dark years, and tattooed his own face while looking in a mirror or sometimes not. “Sometimes I just did guess shots,” he says.
Earlier today, Biolos told me, “I have no idea what happened to him or what his life was like the last couple of years. But he was a friend for an important time in all our lives. He made a mark.”
Hit here if you want to send a little cash, help his little kid Jacob out.
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Was that the guy who had a section in an old lost movie set to “Kids of the Black Hole”? Might have been Volumptuous.
edit: for some reason I think it’s someone else but I’m not sure
Meth is the best argument for legalizing cocaine. Not many people would do meth over legalized coke. Neither are good but compared to meth, coke is healthy. Same argument can be made for morphine/heroin/opium versus fentanyl & other very potent synthetic opioids.
tayou too?
well said
Don’t have a cow, man.
It’s coming for us all. Let’s face it middle age is just a waiting period for death.
RIP, ripper!
Jesus Christ, you guys are my favorite people in the world.
An obituary article accompanied by TSOL’s Code Blue. I don’t think I’ll ever see that anywhere else.
RIP Crimo. You ripped.
And to anyone else, get to an NA group. Plenty of crazy people there that you’ll relate to, all trying not to die. Life is precious.
Thats is ugly surfing
That’s pretty in-Depp!
give satan my regards…
There was a time I was equally scared of both meth and facial tattoos but to put them together was progressive….little Jacob got some big shoes to fill!.. RIP JC.
Scary looking guy with face tatts before they were a popular thing, but actually a really nice guy. Fun to watch too.
He was. It’s crazy. He was a genuinely really nice person the few times I met him and his approach to surfing is still pretty head-scratching…RIP Crimo!
1990s surf. Feeling old all the sudden. Does this mean Christian Fletcher will be next?
Pop those shove its on the cosmic ride, Joe. You got to spend hours and hours in the water–a good life, or at least part of it, despite all the other shit. (Smoking crack at 9 years y0ung? WTF.)
He might Keith Richards it but I have doubt, I get the feeling lots of cocaine in one’s youth(and not so youth) is a toll that catches many.
Contributed to AI, right?
I don’t know, did we ever see the coroners report? I though it was more of a straight up OD.
Billafuck paid the Dallas Coroner’s office to delay the release of the the toxicology report?
Who does that?
This whole ‘died suddenly’ thing seems to be trending as of late.
Coincides with the latest
“Health Craze”
I think you’ve got long BG, bex.
Knocked outta action for a bit but you came back.
A couple of anomalies tho’ – your comments were mainly shit before and haven’t got any worse since your return.
Maybe there is a case for Ivermectin.
It’s like a breath of fresh air, and the Ivermectin is good too.
RIP Crimo.
sucked into a horrible vortex no doubt but there ain’t nothing progressive about that surfing.
Just a weird evolutionary dead end that is borderline unwatchable now.
Fins first Soul Arch was sick
After reading the article, I was wondering about the cause of death, but since meth and face tattoos are mentioned, why ask?
Who is Billabong gonna shoot out of a cannon next?
looks like a cool new drop from Dane and the Ventura crew, but with shittier style. a true reminder of how ahead of his time was Crimo
i’m willing to donate for the laser tattoo removal…still happening?