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New York Times pours praise on Chas Smith’s “must-read” book of summer ‘Blessed are the Bank Robbers’: “Equal parts true crime, memoir and bank-heist how-to!”

"Danny robbed 19 banks in six weeks before he was caught and sent to prison; when he was released almost eight years later, he picked up the habit again."

America’s favourite left-wing organ, The New York Times, has greeted Chas Smith’s fourth book in the same way a boy in the furnace of adolescence might examine a woman in a state of considerable undress, with a detailed and dreamy inspection and a more than ordinary enthusiasm.

Blessed are the Bank Robbers is reviewed alongside others in the true crime genre including Hell’s Half-Acre, “a serial killer family on the American frontier” and The Far Land, “a bizarre mash-up of an 18th-century adventure novel and the darkest episode of Law & Order: Special Victims Unit imaginable”.

Armed robbery, serial killing, uncontrolled pedophilia.

A decent fit.

Read a little.

Equal parts true crime, memoir and bank-heist how-to, (Blessed are the Bank Robbers) is the story of Smith’s cousin Danny, the Floppy Hat Bandit who, Smith says, ‘has to be within spitting distance of the U.S. record for bank robberies.

Danny, drowning in gambling debts, held up his first bank in 2006. Soon he hit another, then another. The endorphin high of gambling was quickly supplanted by the endorphin high of committing crimes. “Who would dare step away from the table in the middle of a hot streak?” Smith writes. “Who would dare leave potential millions behind when the odds had crumbled, when fate had chosen a victor?” Danny robbed 19 banks in six weeks before he was caught and sent to prison; when he was released almost eight years later, he picked up the habit again.

Most interesting is the way Smith plumbs their shared history looking for clues to Danny’s life. At one point, he remembers how their families would gather to watch swashbuckling missionary slide shows that featured their fathers’ experiences in places like the jungles of Nicaragua and Honduras. “The seed of Cousin Danny’s bank robbing,” he believes, was likely planted during those long evenings watching the “bigger-than-life Courson adventure we were all living.

Blessed are the Bank Robbers, 256 pages in width, is released worldwide, Tuesday, March 15 (US).

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MaxNeoprene

Hells yeah ! I can barely write this sentence much less a….. oh never mind

Ryan B

This is BeachGrit at its best

Owen Wright's Brains

His wife knows a guy…

DavidC

Congrats Chas – but I think it might be a good idea to lay off the booze!

Phat-wan kerr

is it large font and illustrations?
asking for a friend.

Cannabis-Creativity

Brisick delivered the NYT for Chas. PR payback.
Is Jamie your mentor, or you his?
Chas, congrats, etc.
(You btw made etc cool)

Chazz Michael Michaels

Fuck, really? Why didn’t anyone tell me sooner!

Chas Smith

It’s not too late!

ptsdsurfer

I don’t understand this article. Which side should I take? Am I supposed to be pro-bank robbers or against them? Or pro-books vs against books? Someone please help me. I NEED A SIDE!

Magnum

“Buzzed Before Noon”

Magnum

The former newspaper occasionally does something worthwhile… Looking forward to the book! Wish I could make it down to Warwick’s tomorrow- miss that lovely place.

Chazz Michael Michaels

I would love to write a book.

Can anyone lend me independent wealth?

Or offer a fast cure for gambling addiction?

ValiantScorn

There is no such thing as a “gambling addiction”. There IS however such a thing as a “losing addiction”. It’s the people that lose that have the problem.

Chazz Michael Michaels

I’m definitely addicted to losing then.

ValiantScorn

I wish you luck, Sir!

NEGATRON

Swell. Riding the waves of life with Kelly Slater.
An unauthorised biography by JP Currie.

Edit. That’s actually more of a title if it was authorised… Kelly has no taste.

Chazz Michael Michaels

I was thinking: “In Black and White: The Many Opinions of Kelly Slater”

Or…

“Peaks and Trolls: From Surf Hero to Keyboard Villain”

Or…

“Endless Scroller: In Search of a Perfect Wave”

Abscessed Llama

More USED than NEW available..

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Abscessed Llama

I will buy, read and leave a comment or two on inside and mail to one of you. If we do this enough times could end up being most valuable piece of surf literature known to coastal adjacent of all time.

Terence Hogben

“America’s favourite left-wing organ, The New York Times” Are you joking here?

Magnum

It’s spot on. If you can’t fathom you have zero self-awareness.

John Wayne

Yes indeed. Great effort Chas. I have been looking forward to reading this one for a while.

Uneducated

Ok i dont really like the dark, nasty person I am becoming…but I just have this question to ask all the bg faithful…can anyone actually find the quote in this article where they offer anything that could be interpreted as praise, for the soon to be best seller?

channelbottom

Have you ever thought about becoming a surf journalism journalist? Asking all the pressing questions.

Chief Hot stuff

I think they just poured a jar of Praise Mayonnaise on the book.

Stick man

Extra hhwhipped…

samwaters

I hope his cuz is getting half the proceeds–only seems fair–no crime–no book…

PRN

Did you get into the vile spiritual forces of darkness waging a hell battle against this cousins soul and how he miraculously emerged from the putrid mud bog white as snow?

Gil Gunderson

Smoked Negronis for everyone!

Pauly Matt War-Shore

Nobody should grow a beard

@surfads

But they make such a great substitute for a personality

Pauly Matt War-Shore

Tragic


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