Pacheco, missile, Slawson.

Three-time world surf champ publicly lambasts pro surfer nearly decapitated in contest by fellow competitor, “Quit crying like a wuss and pound him if you’ve got a problem”

Should a man stand his ground and fight for pride and honour or run to his telephone to battle over social media?

The world champion longboarder and black-belt grappler from San Diego, Joel Tudor, has continued his hot streak on Instagram by publicly lambasting the pro surfer who was nearly decapitated by a fellow competitor’s board during a crummy lil qualifying event. 

Two weeks, maybe you remember, maybe you don’t, the Californian Levi Slawson was in a round one heat against Brazilian Magno Pacheco at the Cabarete Pro in the Dominican Republic. 

Slawson was winning, had priority, used said priority at the end of the heat to shut down Pacheco’s chance to win whereupon Pacheco kicked his board at Levi, narrowly missing his head. 

After the event, Slawson posted the incident on IG. 

“I had first priority and I took this wave from him at the end of the heat, I guess this was his reaction… he said it was an “accident” @magnopachecoo to think what would have happened if ur fins actually hit me (mind blown emoji) so glad to be ok! Time to move onto the next event! Feel free to repost. Thank you to @wsl @wsl.qs for taking quick action on this!!”

Comments were almost entirely on the side of Slawson. 

 

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A post shared by LEVI SLAWSON (@levi.slawson)

Later, Pacheco posted a sorta apology, although he continued to maintain he wasn’t aiming at Slawson with the board. 

Around the same this was happening, the WSL was releasing a statement indefinitely suspending the three-time world long boarding champion Joel Tudor following “baseless accusations of corruption and instigating social media-based attacks on the WSL and tour leadership.”

The suspension followed a series of heated posts, interviews, with and from Tudor following a rumour, possibly started here, that the World Surf League was gonna slash cut the longboard world tour from three events to one.

Anyway, in a comment written by Tudor and subsequently deleted by Slawson, the ultra-purist Tudor expresses his dismay at Slawson’s handling of the event. 

“Quit crying like a wuss and pound him if you’ve got a problem,” Tudor wrote. 

Which ain’t the worst piece of advice if you can use your hands or you’ve been tutored in the art of strangulation and you’ve got a legal team to pull you out of jail and get you out of a  civil lawsuit, but a kid from Encinitas vs a snarling, heavily tattooed Brazilian? 

What’s your stance on the matter? 

Fight or humiliate on socials? 

A very good discussion of the event, including Scott Bass’ contention that Pacheco’s pro career is over, is on the Spit! podcast below.

One hour and ten minutes or so in.

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Creamyp
Creamyp
4 years ago

Danny Fuller entered the chat @joel tudor 🤣🤣🤣🤣

AI (for ever) .
AI (for ever) .
4 years ago

If only Russia and Ukrainian could stop killing each other and work together too build a drone that could find and destroy anyone making a podcast about surfing that went longer the 20 minutes.

The world would be a better place!

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
4 years ago

I was a bit worried from the headline that it was curren who was speaking shit!!

Shouldnt hsve been surprised it turned out to be that stoner fuckwit!!

toaster redux
toaster redux
4 years ago

Where’s Party Pete when you need him

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
4 years ago
Reply to  toaster redux

Haven’t heard from him for awhile?? He must be busy catching up on all those podcast he said he’d listen to later.

toaster redux
toaster redux
4 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

So now is later?

channelbottom
channelbottom
4 years ago

Craigslist?

Bob Dobalina
Bob Dobalina
4 years ago

“Heavily tattooed, snarling Brazilian”? You mean the flyweight holding hands to waters edge?

Your xenophobia is showing Jed Kipling.

Ian Cairns’ proctologist
Ian Cairns’ proctologist
4 years ago

a little late to the party for being a day ahead of us yankees..
and stop censoring the comments…

Gino
Gino
4 years ago

25 year old me paddles over in a fit of rage and let’s him get 2 words out. 57 year old me paddles over and let’s him explain. Not sure what happens next.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
4 years ago
Reply to  Gino

Beef for life

Gino
Gino
4 years ago

Who knows what happens if I’ve had my athletic greens.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
4 years ago
Reply to  Gino

Probly throw up on the cunt

Horatio Algae
Horatio Algae
4 years ago
Reply to  Gino

What are the two words? Don’t leave us in suspense like this. Until I hear otherwise I’m choosing “hello sailor”

Jimmy the Saint
Jimmy the Saint
4 years ago

So this is actually worth listening to! At the 56 minute mark they are talking about the Tosh incident and Joel’s reaction to when it happened. According to Cruz’s father, Corey Lopez was with the kid – who was cut down to the scull, and Joel paddles out and says “you’ll be ok, it happens to the best of us” and paddled away! Tosh also didn’t check on Cruz after the incident, but DM’d him later to apologize!

Chazz Michael Michaels
Chazz Michael Michaels
4 years ago

I would rather take fins to the face than listen to an episode of Spit.

Capt Sensible
Capt Sensible
4 years ago

Im one for giving out a fair to good pounding , but then again im a slut.

Shafts
Shafts
4 years ago

Why dont Tudor knock out the WSL then?

mike m
mike m
4 years ago

C’mon Vince, we’ll go poun’ him.
You took his stuff, you poun’ him.

Occ Topus
Occ Topus
4 years ago

Yeah right, Joel.
Just like you ‘pounded’ the WSL… with IG posts. SO manly!

Occ Topus
Occ Topus
4 years ago

They’re within easy reach, in the nightstands. I wouldn’t want to be a fly on that wall.

JohnsKnees
JohnsKnees
4 years ago

Bit ironic coming from the biggest crybaby on Instagram isn’t it?

Mapski
Mapski
4 years ago

Jiu jitsu is based on grappling and submissions, not “pounding” people with your fists. Has this dimwit ever thrown a punch before, or does his bravado end with tying people in knots on a soft mat in a controlled enviroment?

Sellme fitzgobbins
Sellme fitzgobbins
4 years ago
Reply to  Mapski

Rolling around on the ground in your undies and “pounding” another man, go joel!

Ricky Spanish
Ricky Spanish
4 years ago

Hey! Leave poor Joel alone or he might just virtually pound you too. No keyboard is safe with a warrior like him roaming the cyber streets.

channelbottom
channelbottom
4 years ago

Hurluley is revving-up the lawyers to go hard on this clown who is stealing our tag-line.

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J H
J H
4 years ago

Why doesn’t Joel go to Ukraine?

He’ll either beat Pooootin single handedly or…

They will pay him to leave just so they don’t t have to listen to him bitch anymore.


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