"We must have watched them kill at least three and we left with them pursing more."
The Hawaiian Mark Healey, who rides giant waves even though he weighs only eight stone six and who has the strength of an acrobat on a tightrope, has posted rare footage of killer whales mowing through a dolphin family off the Mexican coastline.
“We went out for a day of fishing and stumbled into something no one expected,” Healey, who is forty, writes. “Orcas hunting and killing dolphins! We must have watched them kill at least three and we left with them pursing more. They were teaching their young with the injured dolphins before finally ending it each time. It was amazing to watch their strategies and very sobering. The fact that they can take such agile and intelligent prey at will via team work and strategy was an eye opener. In summary, death by Orca would not be a preferred way for me to leave this earth.”
Orcas, of course, are the largest member of the dolphin family but this means little when the happy lil Flippers are being hunted in a series of high-speed and coordinated attacks from multiple directions.
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The technique used to kill fast moving prey is called heat-butt-and-punt or stun via ramming after which they may enjoy what the Taiwanese glutton calls “ocean’s pork.”
Healey’s peers in the surf world were quick to post their appreciation, Kelly Slater enjoying the spectacle the most.
“Wow! Bucket list,” he wrote.
When I took the kids all swimming with the dolphins last year, those dolphins were ganging up and trying the f#%& this blond girl from Helsinki. I was thinking to my self just wait until those orcas get you little bastards they are watching. You will be sorry for this. I was right.
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“bucket list”? who t-f calls this a “bucket list”? I get seeing it would be memorable and incredible, but for the love of Pete, it is not what a normal person puts on their “bucket list”. weirdo.
Exactly what I was thinking. I don’t think Shit Head Slater understands what a bucket list is.
yep, I’d hate to see what else is on his list, eewwwwe!
We are all recyclable, at the end of the day.
Proving once and for all those trainers/captors at Sea World were always gonna get it eventually. If they can nab dolphins in the wild, wonder how long they planned the kills on the captors?
Remember those times you hear about when some dolphins saved us mortal humans from certain death by Jaws? And when the time comes for payback, we just film it for insta.
Yeah, I’ve actually seen a couple of breaches this morning
Were there Killer Whales in that video? All I saw was Jesse Miley Dryers trying to mount a poor dolphin
Or was it Jonah? Oops, body shaming is no longer ok knowing he is in character filming the Jerry Garcia documentary
Speaking of stunning dolphins; I visited the post office this morning and put a fat stack of envelopes across the counter.
So, to those who have emailed me so far, they are on the way.
Not much interest from Hawaii as yet. Am most disappoint. C’mon guys. I don’t care who you are. Fake names is fine, as long as the mail gets delivered.
If there’s some in there for me, they’ll get the special treatment. I know a guy at post…
Yours was one of the first packed, my dude.
What’s being given out, how, and why?
STICKERS BITCH! I’LL BET YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW THE MAILMAN WORKS!!!!
Just send me some sort of name and your address and I’ll post you some dumb-ass stickers. Free and Gratis.
Why? Fuck knows. It’s one of my pointless creative projects which occasionally brings a smile to others’
faecesfaces.email: sammichjammich AT GEEMAIL dot COM
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Okay, okay, okay, shoot me some CB and I’ll be sticking those stickers on every sign I can find to stick ’em on and sending you a photo of each. But be discreet, my mail lady likes to sniff all my parcels.
Email me at the above. Fo’reals l’dat.
Fuck yeah! I’m at [email protected]
Believe it or not I stupidly just tested that email.