More questions than answers.
Days ago, on April 1st as it were, the most decorated professional surfer of all-time, Kelly Slater, shocked the world with his announcement that he had received a gift at the just-wrapped Academy Awards wherein he presented a tribute to the James Bond franchise. That gift? Covid-19 or some variation thereof. Well, the public admission was lightly interesting for two reasons. One, that Slater had heavily hinted he had been vaccinated against the disease and therefore extremely unlikely to contract. Two, the Australian leg of the World Surf League Championship Tour kicks off in just days.
Now, average folk took it all at face value, mostly, but Slater has a hardcore base of alternative health devotees who could not believe that he actually “got the jab.”
Well, tea leaf readers and new wave shamans are now weighing in on various chatrooms, floating the theory that the surfing great never was pre-infected but rather waited until just the right moment to “ride the real wave.”
The “real wave” not referring to his inland surf ranch, ostensibly, but rather viral loads.
Slater, himself, has publicly declared that he would rather “get antibodies naturally” and, as was revealed in the Novak Djokovic Australian Open imbroglio, a documented Covid infection and recovery gifts one entry into the southern hemisphere’s third greatest country.
So, what is the truth here? Was Slater truly vaccinated or did he perfectly game the system, master tactician that he is?
Previous infection was removed as an exemption to being vaccinated from the ATAGA website during the Djokovich case.
So how did Kelly gain entry to Austraila?
And permission to compete?
I went to Bells yesterday, there was so much COVID policing, you had to watch the event on a Big Screen, you could not get access on the cliff, as it was all marked off as a “Competitor Area”
Correct. One of ks best friends, from cocoa beach, confirmed “no way in hell Kelly was ever going to get vaccinated he said.
He’s made that clear”
The CUNT previously known as GOAT is actually just an April Fools Joke
We lead the way in leading the way!!
Its mockingly called the hermit kingdom these days.
Covid zero might have worked with a less transmisible variant but the genies out of the bottle for them now.
Ya always gotta do things different, don’t ya dane?
Windows 95!
All fun-n-games until some intubates you in the ICU.
Kelly has a greater chance of OD’ing on fentanyl.
And so do you.
THAT would be a spectacular end to his career.
Yes…yes it would.
So he’s going to Chile? 1. Brazil 2. New Zealand 3 . Chile 4. South Africa 5. Australia.
or ;
1/ Most of Indonesia
2/ Fiji
3/ French Polynesia
Not at all
He’s a longtime board builder who went to Ukraine just over 2 yrs ago with his wife (that he met in Bali on a surftrip) to show their kid to her family and then got stuck there cos of all the CoViD stuff (and had another kid cos they were there so long), and then this invasion stuff happened…
Entering Australia is also governed by the particular state you enter (even though immigration is a federal responsibility). For example WA is still very strict.
Heres the rules for vic.
https://www.coronavirus.vic…
Kel may be able to enter Victoria unjabbed but even aussies need to be triple jabbed to enter WA.
Top ten spots that may not be named. Ever.
By the looks you can travel to Australia unjabbed anyway though.
A Gold Coast/Ukraine based Kiwi mate of mine (and his Ukrainian wife and two preschool kids) arrived in Sydney yesterday after a week and a half of travel from South East Ukraine, which included a few days in a Polish refugee camp and a few nights in a hotel in Warsaw.
They got on the plane with negative tests and have to do three days and a negative test in Sydney quarantine before heading back to the Goldy.
Unjabbed…
St Jab-elin.
“Slater had heavily hinted he had been vaccinated against the disease and therefore extremely unlikely to contract.” Fuck it Chas, what world do you live in?
Trollsville
I’ve got a few stickers left from my run of 100 per design.
You want?
Anyone?
Charles Smithsonian
What’s the going rate for a fake vax cert in the states?
50 bucks
They aren’t certificates.
They are just green cards with handwritten details of your “vaccine.”
Magic Johnson got antibodies naturally too…
From the dudes he was banging?
Howard Stern in his 1998 interview with Magic… “well at least you had getting AIDS”.
Ah, the days when HS mattered. Majestic.
I remember when 2 Live Crew were seen as the destroyers of society. Now what they were saying is everywhere, on every type of media.
Job done
Saline solution
This rumor is a threat to democracy.
I vote yes!
Clive?
I don’t know. Will be pretty sick to see him bog rail at Bells, which apparently is starting soon! Wait, shit, does that mean it’s time for me to write another installment of the Power Rankings no one asked for? Yeah, nah, I’d have to watch Portugal first then… Griff, inspired by Algernon, won, right?
WRITE THE FUCKEN POWER RANKINGS KARL
Gotta say Pauly, have been loving your CAPS lately. Great energy
It’s not so much energy as pent up frustration due to INCREDIBLY FUCKED SURF CONDITIONS for an UNFEASIBLY LONG AMOUNT OF TIME.
Chin up, wanna swap with a broken leg?
Nah mate. God bless ya.
Tell Ye I said hi!
or post op? happy healing brother.
Don’t ever move to the Southeast coast of the USA, then.
Why would someone do that????
Exactly. Like going backwards 100 years. Are some beautiful ecosystems, though.
Do it Karl. Do it and predict the cut as well. Also can you power rank the lizards in my back yard. One is named Pottz. He likes to do pushups. Not sure if he’s vaxxed yet.
You owe me another keyboard.
Edit: Oh THANKS Kimberly! did YOU laugh TOO?
I just did!
“Back in my yard Joe…”
A meme a day Matty!!
Yeah Karl, lift your game. Its not like there aren’t 1000s of commentor/power ranking guys out there champing at the bit to de – throne your free ass.
Why waste so much time on this guy when Jonah needs PR while he devolves deeper into character for the Jerry Garcia movie?
Ideally, no time would be wasted on either of these two fuckwits.
BG needs a new target…
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The original Clayboy.
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I’m hoping Kelly stays in the frame for another 20 years or so. I think he should be given permanent wildcards to any tour stop he wants to join.
He could semi final at Pipe until he dies.
How epic would that be. Schooling kids and pulling some miracle ride out of his ass EVERY.FUCKING.YEAR.