Zoophilia hits the mainstream!
Carlsbad stuntman and former JOB fall-guy Sean “Poopies” McInerney has become the short favourite to win Best Kiss at the MTV Music Awards, held this June 6 at The Barker Hanger in Santa Monica.
The kiss appears in Jackass Forever’s The Quiet Game sequence, where RachelnWolfson, Steve-O and Poopies are dressed as the French mime Marcel Marceau and are forced to do stunts without reacting to them.
Poopies is asked to kiss a Texas Rat Snake, a non-venomous serpent popular in the pet trade, which bites him on the face.
A second attempt yields the same result.
Other nominees for Best Kiss include Robert Pattinson and Zoë Kravitz for Batman, Hunter Schafer and Dominic Fike for Euphoria, Lily Collins and Lucien Laviscount for Emily in Paris, and Tom Holland and Zendaya for Spider-Man: No Way Home.
PETA, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, were made very sad by the man v rat snake stunt and called for a thorough police investigation.
If Poopies wins it’ll be the first time in MTV history a bestial love scene has won the prestigious award thereby mainstreaming the gentle art of Zoophilia.
Poopies was lucky to even make the movie after only just surviving a Jackass stunt for the Discovery Channel’s Shark Week where he jumped a shark enclosure on waterskis.
“I thought I was going to die. There were ten sharks around me and… (pauses, breathes out)…there’s like ten sharks around me, I’m trying to swim out… (pause)… And I I couldn’t swim out, dude, I knew I got bit and I thought I was going to be attacked by six more sharks.”
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I think that Feaces is way more talented than Poopies.
Bit like Donovan and Benji on the new drive through?
serious, a new drive through?
Stab have done it with them, there are free short edits on YouTube, it’s worth a watch
Man, Donnie wasn’t legit even in the day? Gerlach’s side kick, chasing Jack Johnson’s career but playing small bars, maybe a junior high auditorium.
We are going to need a bigger snake!
Yet further evidence that humans can and will always keep lowering the bar…
“first time in mtv history a bestial love scene has won…”
Quick fact check…sorry bud but I think Rebel Wilson won it in 2016
The reason why animals are endangered is because they taste like chicken.
I once tried to impress this animal rights activist chick by telling her I work with animals,
I’m a butcher…….
Two questions:
1) Is the snake male or female?
2) Since the incident, has the snake had a herpes test?
Should they ask a herpetologist?
Uh huh. Where did we land with Kelly and Shane’s transphobia?
A niche needed to be filled and the gig includes skanks! His hand/arm is still fucked, hope it was worth it ya fuckin moron.
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Dillon…you son of a bitch!
Damn, the only thing dumber than the Jack ass stunt is reacting to it like it will do anything more than encourage em.
Sounds like a normal night out in mission beach…..
The names Fecal, Very Fecal…
“Ha ha! Everyone hates you!”
“Aw.. your mom doesn’t love you!” —PRANKED!!
You can go to jail for disturbing sea turtle eggs but youll get a heroes cheer when you execute your baby in marxist states.
Its progress!!
Onya Poops!!
You can claim success when you piss half of your tour off.
And then hold your finals at lowers.
Fucken phail.
For real
turtles not human… you keep shovin’ ya head up yer ass tho…
The original PETA (People Eating Tasty Animals) also disapproves. Rat snakes are delicious, when properly prepared.