"End the wave with another layback snap!"
"End the wave with another layback snap!"

Professional surfers jumping back and forth from Challenger née Qualifying Series to Championship Tour support Albert Einstein theory of insanity!

Change is good.

You have certainly heard the quote, misattributed to the great thinker Albert Einstein, that the definition of insanity is “doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.” In truth, there is no record of Einstein ever uttering such a thing, the earliest reference likely being recorded in a 1981 Knoxville, Tennessee newspaper describing a meeting of a local Al-Anon, the organization that helps families of alcoholics.

It is, nevertheless, a nice quote and I was thinking about it, today, while chatting with David Lee Scales during our weekly get together.

I had watched very much of the just-wrapped Boost Mobile Gold Coast Pro. Too much, perhaps, and was left with the impression that those who filter in and out of the Challenger née Qualifying Series to the Championship Tour are insane. That is, they surf the same exact way but expect different results.

It’s exactly good enough to get out of the second tier, exactly bad enough to drop them right back in.

Why don’t any radically experiment with technique, board choice, strategy? The great Kelly Slater, love him or adore him, has never been afraid to throw absolutely wacky design into the mix. Sometimes it serves him, other times it does not but it certainly keeps things interesting.

No?

But wouldn’t you be refreshed by an angry Leonardo Fioravanti back-paddling everyone and causing water fights or an airborne Sally Fitzgibbons committed to launching whenever and wherever possible?

Change is good.

Yes?

Listen here.

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Corey Webster
Corey Webster
4 years ago

Chas, on the topic of Keala trying to get back on tour after fighting to have women’s events included at places like Pipeline. She didn’t fly out and compete at Snapper “to be equal”, she wants the opportunity to surf Pipeline (and other heavy waves) on the world stage. She was already in the women’s heat at the Da Hui Backdoor Shootout. Whatever people think of her, it’s rad she fought for women to get into those events, and it’s even cooler that she’s trying to get into them herself. Come on Chas, that’s Grit.

Ricky Spanish
Ricky Spanish
4 years ago

C for Campbell brothers?

justiceminister
justiceminister
4 years ago

It’s unjust for the already qualified CT surfers to come down to the Challenger series for a bit of fun and to pillage the top honours like Robson did here. Rampaging through the line up of young kids, and freshly demoted and heartbroken vets, with not a care in the world. No pressure. And it is to continue with dozens of them to fill the CS event line ups for the rest of the campaign.Taking the spots of nearly qualified regional surfers worldwide, desperate for a shot at the big time. I can only imagine it’s the WSL keeping their top boys and girls busy, and not hanging round doing nothing more productive than having “fun” as surfers have a propensity for doing. Though the truth might be more simply explained.

Basically the WSL is show business and thus the top leaguers will be paraded out at this level to sell the new burgeoning product. The Competitions Committee (if they have such a thing) or it might have been JMD, said in a memo at the end of last season they were aware of the fact, after much criticism about it, that, plundering CT surfers lining their own surf short pockets with QS series wannabees points was not on and would be changed.

Well they appeared to be going down that trail but somehow in a roundabout way it’s still happening. Unjustifiable, morally, in my book. But I’m not Eric Logan. Thankfully.

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
4 years ago

It adds 20 surfers (who are only allowed to enter one event) across 8 contest.
It might not be “fair” on the CS Surfers but it certainly helped make me tune into Snapper and become aware of many Surfers I’d never heard of. I’m now invested in the challenge series. That’s a win for the WSL and for those Surfers profiles and the viewing public.

toofattosurf
toofattosurf
4 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

yeah you’re wsl’ sugar baby anyway…

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
4 years ago
Reply to  toofattosurf

The Tour is the closest it’s ever been to something palatable.

justiceminister
justiceminister
4 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

No matter how you sugar coat it there are a lot of young surfers trying their level best and battling to qualify in the regionals to get the first step on the ladder to the CS. The pathways are being baulked by senior surfers taking their spots who are already qualified for the main events on the CT. That’s a fact.

That said the WSL have a decent product and are doing a good job overall in my judgement. I look forward to more fun and frivolity in the season ongoing served with the inevitable side salad of controversy, which spices up the experience for all and especially for the posters of Beach Grit to get their teeth into.

Stanislav Franck
Stanislav Franck
4 years ago

I fucken shit myself from the mouth when they start talking “step ups” that are 2 inches (or Wiggoly’s willy) bigger than their normal boards. Fuck off with your 2 inch step up you pretentious wankers. Pull out a fucken 10 foot glassed on single fin glider and then call it a step-up. Dickheads they are.

Abscessed Llama
Abscessed Llama
4 years ago

Love my glider..

channelbottom
channelbottom
4 years ago

Oh guys… your superstition is so cringe.

Ouija boards:

https://99percentinvisible….

Party Pete
Party Pete
4 years ago

I’ll listen to it later

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
4 years ago
Reply to  Party Pete

I doubt that very much Pete
Just as a lot of the rest of us won’t…

frank
frank
4 years ago

“I’m tired,”
http://www.tzr.io/yarn-clip…

Pauly Matt War-Shore
Pauly Matt War-Shore
4 years ago
Sit down to pee
Sit down to pee
4 years ago

You laugh but day Alex Ribeiro will be world champ.

Sellme fitzgobbins
Sellme fitzgobbins
4 years ago

Had a surf around Leo at Margs prior to the contest, loud mouthed (with a seppo accent – thought he was Italian for some reason?) and although a good wave catcher otherwise unremarkable as a pro surfer ( as were a number of them from an outsiders perspective), happy to see him knocked down a peg or 2 , child prodigies meet reality eventually

Simsurf
Simsurf
4 years ago

cunt backpaddled me at snapper many moons ago

toofattosurf
toofattosurf
4 years ago

you could have pick one of those dogs asshole pic with an adjacent jesus image tho…

Ricky Spanish
Ricky Spanish
4 years ago

Change is bad! Scary. Protect the status quo at all costs. Most CT guys idea of changing it up is to ride a board 1/8″ wider. I wonder why there hasn’t been a major design jump a la the thruster in 40 years?

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
4 years ago
Reply to  Ricky Spanish

The last great design change was single to double concave with v out the tail.

Or maybe riding quads because they are faster due to less drag, even though 4 fins have bigger surface area than 3.

Sometimes I think shapers just fluke upon something that works, make up some bullshit reason.

Uneducated
Uneducated
4 years ago

Yep…lost control of the planer most likely

Ricky Spanish
Ricky Spanish
4 years ago

I’d put out an argument for Tomo’s planing hull designs or asymmetricals, but they never really got enough support to be mainstream

Uneducated
Uneducated
4 years ago
Reply to  Ricky Spanish

I have often wondered why there seems to me to be no experimentation by shapers on the deck of a board…always thought a concave, like a skateboard, would be worth checking out

Ricky Spanish
Ricky Spanish
4 years ago
Reply to  Uneducated

Doesn’t sell, a lot of people want something like the pros ride

AI (for ever) .
AI (for ever) .
4 years ago

The cut is pure genius. Create a drama by cutting surfers and than put the same surfers back on the CT via wildcards.

Its so pointless, I love it !

PacificNorthPest
PacificNorthPest
4 years ago

“Why don’t any radically experiment with technique, board choice, strategy?”

Because surfers are a bunch of scared little conformist bitches terrified that people will laugh at them and call them kooks if they do it any different.

Except for the surfers who do it different. They’re a pack of laughable kooks.

Gumby's Left Nut
Gumby's Left Nut
4 years ago

Except for a few Brazos,everyone is doing a version of Callum Robson. I’d kill to see Kelly ride that Twinny in a CT heat and watch the judges run and hide

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
4 years ago

That was a quad with a smaller trailer fin .
Five fins

Hippy
Hippy
4 years ago

damned if you do, damned if you….

Wiggolly's Paddling Style
Wiggolly's Paddling Style
4 years ago

It’s about time we saw Sally hop onto a genuine mid-length. I reckon I’ve probably got one she would like downstairs. She’s been bouncing around with that little choad, Trent for a few years with unsatisfactory results. As tempting as it is to go back to what you know, she needs to start thinking outside the box and expand her skill set on some slightly bigger equipment. I’m expecting to see big things coming out of Sally’s back end of the year.

Pauly Matt War-Shore
Pauly Matt War-Shore
4 years ago

Holy shit!

Mullet
Mullet
4 years ago

I used to think I was mid-length til the wifey said I was longer than most

Wiggolly's Paddling Style
Wiggolly's Paddling Style
4 years ago
Reply to  Mullet

My missus keeps telling my dick is tiny. I think she is attempting to lower my self esteem so that I do not leave her. Jokes on her though. I basically have left her. I’m not sure how this is relevant to my coaching advice above though?

Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
4 years ago

That’s why she went to the winery with the girls. You should have screened her with a black light upon her return home.
Evidence, not assumptions.

Andy C
Andy C
4 years ago

Mid Length?

Time to cop the 10,6 log

Instalo Feedeira
Instalo Feedeira
4 years ago

Thanks to Weet-Bix sponsorship it’ll be a solid performance.

Pauly Matt War-Shore
Pauly Matt War-Shore
4 years ago
Hippy
Hippy
4 years ago

You need to monetize your genius.

Pauly Matt War-Shore
Pauly Matt War-Shore
4 years ago
Reply to  Hippy

If only. My day job is sucking my will to live.

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
4 years ago

Try marriage.

Pauly Matt War-Shore
Pauly Matt War-Shore
4 years ago

It’s on the cards. I shouldn’t complain. I can work whenever pretty much, and from home. Plenty of water time.

David
David
4 years ago

what yo ud

David
David
4 years ago
Reply to  David

oops. what you do for work?

Pauly Matt War-Shore
Pauly Matt War-Shore
4 years ago
Reply to  David

Nothing that involves needing higher education, put it that way.

Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
4 years ago

Inquiring minds want to know!!!

Gumby's Left Nut
Gumby's Left Nut
4 years ago

And when that doesn’t work try a second time

AI (for ever) .
AI (for ever) .
4 years ago

Retire early, SELL BITCOIN NOW!!!

Party Pete
Party Pete
4 years ago

Sucking my willy to live!

channelbottom
channelbottom
4 years ago

Perhaps if all these kids treated the ‘Challenged Series’ like a TickGramBook Challenge; “Hur hurr !! Hey! It’s teh Challenged Series Challenge!!! Can you do it?!?” then their outlook might be more optimistic.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
4 years ago

Kellys wave on that twinny in the mouldys heat was pure art.

channelbottom
channelbottom
4 years ago

I agree. That was fantastic.

Gumby's Left Nut
Gumby's Left Nut
4 years ago

Asher Pacey in a CT heat would make the judges implode

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
4 years ago

Is he 60?

Hippy
Hippy
4 years ago

I think it had trailing fins behind the twins….

BUt he looked very spicy

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
4 years ago

Missed it–link?

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
4 years ago
Yomar
Yomar
4 years ago

Tomo boards still setting themselves apart at snapper 10 yrs after Stu Kennedy brought them to tour events – when even Chas gives props to Slats for something you know it’s special.

Paul Taublieb
Paul Taublieb
4 years ago

What’s additionally odd, now that someone explained things to me, is that with everyone agreeing that the pre-cut total of surfers is bloated and the cut did a good job of, well, cutting the chaff, does everyone realize that come next season the tour balloons back up to the same overbloated size we started out with this year, and then there’s the cut again? What’s needed is quite simple: first, keep the field lean and relevant, e.g. our post-cut numbers, and then at the end of the season the bottom 3-5 are axxed (or in soccer terms, “relegated” and just the top 3-5 (or whatever) are “promoted.” but here you have a fair consensus that post-cut field makes sense, but now expecting a different result, they are going back to the very same thing they tried and blow the field back for half the season. Seems goofy.

channelbottom
channelbottom
4 years ago
Reply to  Paul Taublieb

Do you also try to apply real logic to the WWE, or the gritty fly-on-the-wall series ‘My Little Pony’?

Whitefolkswithdreadsarefunny
Whitefolkswithdreadsarefunny
4 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

Take that back about the WWE! Hulkamania is running wild on you!

astro
astro
4 years ago
Reply to  Paul Taublieb

Spot on, Paul.
It’s Groundhog Day …..


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