But sold out! Can't buy!
Here’s a wild little study that has flown under the radar.
Two professors from the California State University in San Marcos, a dozen miles east of Encinitas, say they’ve conducted exhaustive research on wetsuits and the results ain’t pretty.
The pair are helped by 40 undergrads, and the indoor “surf laboratories” feature motion cameras, a swim bench ergometer, a treadmill on hydraulics, even a surfboard simulator mounted on pistons.
And, what Nessler and Newcomer discovered is that wetsuits are being made with the distribution of rubber thickness all wrong, ass backwards y’might say.
Interestingly, “When researchers have tracked surfers’ activity, they’ve found that surfers spend the majority of time paddling during a session, followed by sitting idle. They only actually surf between 2 percent and 5 percent of the time.”
Anyway, Hurley, back before Nike sold it and it became a beard oil, electric bike and inflatable jetski outlet, built a suit based on the principles of thick in the leg, lighter rubber on the guts – 4mm legs, 3mm lower guts and back, 2mm in the chest, upper back and arms.
A miracle, yes?
Nope. Marketing couldn’t work out how to sell ‘em.
Traditionally, wetsuits are named by their thickness. A 4/3-millimeter suit, for instance, is understood to mean that the thickest neoprene (4 millimeters) is wrapped around the core, while the thinnest neoprene (3 millimeters) covers the extremities. Since the new Hurley suit had the thickest neoprene in the legs, thinned as it reached the torso, then thinned some more in the chest and arms, it was confusing to use those traditional measurements. They ended up calling it the Advantage Max 3/2 Plus.
And, then, Hurley went beard oil, and John John fled to start his own brand along with Bob Hurley and former Hurley VP Bruce Moore.
Moore hadn’t forgotten about Nessler and Newcomer’s research, and Florence Marine X applied the professors’ findings when designing the first Florence Marine X wetsuit, which went on sale last year. The first batch quickly sold out despite its $750 price tag. It’s the first suit to incorporate Nessler and Newcomer’s research on regional temperatures in the body since the Hurley Advantage Max 3/2 Plus, using 3 millimeters of neoprene on the legs and lower torso, while covering the arms, upper chest, and upper back with 2 millimeters of rubber.
But sold out!
And the Advantage max 3/2 Plus for Hurley, which is still out there, ain’t made by the same high-end co’s as it was when Nike so maybe prudent to avoid.
Can’t win for losing etc.
This study is worthless unless they let everyone pee in the test wetsuits
Haha
I started on a matt too.
Now look at us!!
Awesome, I have a similar photo of me taken by my dad
Is that you?
I had the same ride
Hanging off of your board is a great way to feed the sharks.
I want to surf next to you
This is an article written by a journalist about a science paper. Evaporative cooling is an obvious factor. They probably account for it but the journalist didn’t report it or his editor cut it out.
Wind anspiss.
Yeah a few years ago Hubboards, a boogie brand I represent, released a 4/3/2 with 4 in the legs, 3 in the core, and 2 in the arms. I still have it and its awesome.
Same principle for us cold ass Canadian kooks. Sea temp is usually higher from Nov-Feb when the swell is best. This thin torso thinner top suits sounds cold as hell.
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More warm people in the water.
Woo Hoo!
Nobody will need wetsuits in the near future anyways.
Gorillas run, on average about 30-40 mill. Smallest dick to body ratio out of all the primates. Sorry to hear VONR.
It’s not the size of the penis on the gorilla, it’s how much commotion it causes.
I got on the Feral train about two years ago. It’s the surfing version of the comfort one might expect in the womb. Never looking back.
What are their sizings like in your experience? Similar to Quik or Lip Rurl for example?
I wore Vissla’s before. Similar to that. Never had much luck with Rip Curl so have stayed away. Never had a quik suit. The Yamamoto rubber has a lot of stretch in it so there is some play I believe.
I switched to feral from xcels. The same sizes fit me, but feral seems sized slightly smaller.
Aw shit, not what my bank account wanted to hear. How do they last?
Really good quality. They last. Solid zipper. I hear ya on price.
Appreciate the info.
“What the surf industry is marketing is not driven by science,” YA DONT SAY
Nerds.
Mahalo you fucking surfers, goddamn nerds
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“Surf Research Laboratory” – 2 dongas, an above ground pool and some shade cloth…
looks like a sweet set up.
Looks like a meth lab to me.
…what, the surf industry funded by illicit drug supplies!!!
Donga! This man has worked at a mine site or construction camp somewhere.
not really, I wish I was so well paid…but I live mine site adjacent, ie Western Australia.
Covid vaxx and now wetsuits.
When will we ever trust science again.
When you get your vax for the Monkey Virus.
Dicktator Dan will be all over it like a rash.
driving to work today?
Those guys are dead
This article feels strangely useful.