Dirty Water with existentialist Julian Wilson, “I thought I watched Bruce Irons die in front of me, I thought I watched Nathan Fletcher die in front of me, I thought I was going to die!”

And a wild account of watching Maya Gabeira being pounded into unconsciousness at fifteen-foot Teahupoo…

This episode of Dirty Water hits a high-water mark, I think, as Ben Mondy peels layers from “the best surfer in his generation never to win a world title” Julian Wilson.

Many revelations, including Julian’s arrest as a teen, the day he stared death in the face, not just his own, but Bruce Irons’, Nathan Fletcher’s and Maya Gaberia’s, how he was forced to become the family breadwinner at fifteen after his mama got hit with breast cancer and why he wanted to beat hell out of a fellow competitor.

Good looking and nice smelling as opposed to Mondy’s stale smell, rather yellowish, like Gruyère cheese.

Essential.

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Tom
Tom
4 years ago

how long we got???

Tom
Tom
4 years ago

Is that 3 hrs 52 in or 3 mins ?? checking before even try to dip toe
Doesnt sound promising

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
4 years ago

who do you love by muddy waters or quicksilver? two bits. btw…watch your lingua!

Sellme fitzgobbins
Sellme fitzgobbins
4 years ago

Where is Uranus ?

notsurfingtoday
notsurfingtoday
4 years ago

If you’re in that mood, have a go at this:

https://www.theguardian.com…

“surprisingly little effort has been made to get up close to Uranus. Only one robot probe has ever visited it”

The whole thing reads like dialogue from Airplane.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
4 years ago

Jeff? Jethro? Jonah?

nope…the scientists are all women named Karen…

“Don’ Look Up!”

DavidC
DavidC
4 years ago
Sean Connery
Sean Connery
4 years ago

I think its time Chloe and Jordy go the way of Julian and hang it up.
They are lacking the testosterone to do anything great and they are wasting our time.
Go on home and raise your kids and be slum lords.

Johannes Rambonus
Johannes Rambonus
4 years ago

Those who truly love women never encourage them to surf waves of any consequence. This is because their vastly inferior talent, vastly inferior strength, and vastly inferior lung capacity put them at grave risk of serious injury and death. Sadly, it’s going to take serious injury, death, and lawsuits before the WSL abandons its delusions of equality. Reality always wins in the end.

Additionally, those who truly love women don’t encourage running the male and female tours side-by-side. This is because the juxtaposition of male and female surfing at each venue only exposes the incredible inferiority of female surfing, such that all viewers come to understand that (though they fear saying it aloud) the best female pro surfer is worse than the worst male pro surfer even on his worst day. That’s bad. That’s catastrophically bad. That’s almost WNBA-level bad. How cruel it is for the WSL to subject women to such humiliating exposure contest after contest after contest around the world!

Stop endangering women.

Stop cruelly exposing women.

Truly love women. End female pro surfing. It’s time.

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
4 years ago

Moana is better than Pip. You lose.

Johannes Rambonus
Johannes Rambonus
4 years ago
Reply to  Dogsnuts

Nonsense.

Dovakin
Dovakin
4 years ago
Reply to  Dogsnuts

crack is bad for you

Jimmy the Saint
Jimmy the Saint
4 years ago
Reply to  Dogsnuts

Everyone forgets that Pip smashed Ivan Florence twice at the last pipe event in all time conditions!

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
4 years ago

Yeah but Moana will beat Ivan too.

DavidC
DavidC
4 years ago
Reply to  Dogsnuts

Umm no.

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
4 years ago
Reply to  DavidC

Yeah, Khloe’s gunna win Chopes too, I’ll put money on both.

ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
4 years ago

Don’t end it,…just let it do it’s own thing! Don’t leave it saddled to the teste’ group.

Johannes Rambonus
Johannes Rambonus
4 years ago
Reply to  ValiantScorn

Yes, at the very least, the female tour should be entirely severed from the male tour. But the WSL won’t do this, because they know that the female tour would then fail. The female tour is indeed parasitic on the male tour. It drains the lifeblood from the male tour while simultaneously depending on the male tour for its pitiful existence.

The NBA loses $10M a year propping up the pathetic WNBA. In other words, the WNBA is a virtue-signaling operation for the NBA. So it is with the female tour and the WSL. Pitiful.

FL Skunk Ape
FL Skunk Ape
4 years ago

You’d probably enjoy Bill Burr’s take on the WNBA. He’s not wrong.

Johannes Rambonus
Johannes Rambonus
4 years ago
Reply to  FL Skunk Ape

Thanks. I just now watched a couple of his clips. So much hard truth there, exactly the kind of forbidden truths that need to be spoken about the disastrous, parasitic female WSL tour.

FL Skunk Ape
FL Skunk Ape
4 years ago

I wouldn’t go that far. But to each their own.

Mystic
Mystic
4 years ago

Well said

Pauly Matt War-Shore
Pauly Matt War-Shore
4 years ago

I can’t decide if going all in on this lame trolling means that you should jack off more, or less.

Jimmy the Saint
Jimmy the Saint
4 years ago

Always more

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
4 years ago

You left out fuck Nig gers and burn the Jews. Or is that just for the other sites you comment on?

Pyzel's Ghost
Pyzel's Ghost
4 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

Not sure I’d go THAT far, but we get your point. I think…

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
4 years ago
Reply to  Pyzel's Ghost

I’m quoting him.

Dovakin
Dovakin
4 years ago

It’s men like you women should be wary of. High chance of getting murdered such scumbags.

It’s a shame your mother chose to have you.

Johannes Rambonus
Johannes Rambonus
4 years ago
Reply to  Dovakin

Friend, you’re the one spewing hate. Those who truly love women don’t encourage them to gratuitously endanger themselves by surfing waves of any consequence. And those who truly love women don’t encourage them to publicly humiliate themselves by attempting waves of consequence. Why do you hate women so much?

Dovakin
Dovakin
4 years ago

That would mean hating myself, which I most definitely don’t. At least not for being a woman.

Piskian
Piskian
4 years ago

And then the harsh realisation that everyone’s watching the Tour de France, Wimbledon,and The Open.
Never mind,Meht,good effort.


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