And a wild account of watching Maya Gabeira being pounded into unconsciousness at fifteen-foot Teahupoo…
This episode of Dirty Water hits a high-water mark, I think, as Ben Mondy peels layers from “the best surfer in his generation never to win a world title” Julian Wilson.
Many revelations, including Julian’s arrest as a teen, the day he stared death in the face, not just his own, but Bruce Irons’, Nathan Fletcher’s and Maya Gaberia’s, how he was forced to become the family breadwinner at fifteen after his mama got hit with breast cancer and why he wanted to beat hell out of a fellow competitor.
Good looking and nice smelling as opposed to Mondy’s stale smell, rather yellowish, like Gruyère cheese.
Essential.
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how long we got???
Is that 3 hrs 52 in or 3 mins ?? checking before even try to dip toe
Doesnt sound promising
who do you love by muddy waters or quicksilver? two bits. btw…watch your lingua!
Where is Uranus ?
If you’re in that mood, have a go at this:
https://www.theguardian.com…
“surprisingly little effort has been made to get up close to Uranus. Only one robot probe has ever visited it”
The whole thing reads like dialogue from Airplane.
Jeff? Jethro? Jonah?
nope…the scientists are all women named Karen…
“Don’ Look Up!”
https://www.youtube.com/wat…
I think its time Chloe and Jordy go the way of Julian and hang it up.
They are lacking the testosterone to do anything great and they are wasting our time.
Go on home and raise your kids and be slum lords.
Those who truly love women never encourage them to surf waves of any consequence. This is because their vastly inferior talent, vastly inferior strength, and vastly inferior lung capacity put them at grave risk of serious injury and death. Sadly, it’s going to take serious injury, death, and lawsuits before the WSL abandons its delusions of equality. Reality always wins in the end.
Additionally, those who truly love women don’t encourage running the male and female tours side-by-side. This is because the juxtaposition of male and female surfing at each venue only exposes the incredible inferiority of female surfing, such that all viewers come to understand that (though they fear saying it aloud) the best female pro surfer is worse than the worst male pro surfer even on his worst day. That’s bad. That’s catastrophically bad. That’s almost WNBA-level bad. How cruel it is for the WSL to subject women to such humiliating exposure contest after contest after contest around the world!
Stop endangering women.
Stop cruelly exposing women.
Truly love women. End female pro surfing. It’s time.
Moana is better than Pip. You lose.
Nonsense.
crack is bad for you
Everyone forgets that Pip smashed Ivan Florence twice at the last pipe event in all time conditions!
Yeah but Moana will beat Ivan too.
Umm no.
Yeah, Khloe’s gunna win Chopes too, I’ll put money on both.
Don’t end it,…just let it do it’s own thing! Don’t leave it saddled to the teste’ group.
Yes, at the very least, the female tour should be entirely severed from the male tour. But the WSL won’t do this, because they know that the female tour would then fail. The female tour is indeed parasitic on the male tour. It drains the lifeblood from the male tour while simultaneously depending on the male tour for its pitiful existence.
The NBA loses $10M a year propping up the pathetic WNBA. In other words, the WNBA is a virtue-signaling operation for the NBA. So it is with the female tour and the WSL. Pitiful.
You’d probably enjoy Bill Burr’s take on the WNBA. He’s not wrong.
Thanks. I just now watched a couple of his clips. So much hard truth there, exactly the kind of forbidden truths that need to be spoken about the disastrous, parasitic female WSL tour.
I wouldn’t go that far. But to each their own.
Well said
I can’t decide if going all in on this lame trolling means that you should jack off more, or less.
Always more
You left out fuck Nig gers and burn the Jews. Or is that just for the other sites you comment on?
Not sure I’d go THAT far, but we get your point. I think…
I’m quoting him.
It’s men like you women should be wary of. High chance of getting murdered such scumbags.
It’s a shame your mother chose to have you.
Friend, you’re the one spewing hate. Those who truly love women don’t encourage them to gratuitously endanger themselves by surfing waves of any consequence. And those who truly love women don’t encourage them to publicly humiliate themselves by attempting waves of consequence. Why do you hate women so much?
That would mean hating myself, which I most definitely don’t. At least not for being a woman.
And then the harsh realisation that everyone’s watching the Tour de France, Wimbledon,and The Open.
Never mind,Meht,good effort.