"The sceptical treatise that we have all contributed to right here on BeachGrit was not delivered by Chas and Dave. Erik Logan was not called to account for being Erik Logan. He was not challenged."
Scottish surf gambler falls under spell of man he once hated…
"I can’t believe I’m admitting this, here. No-one knows about this. We don’t do shit like that in Scotland. We just put a shotgun in our mouths…"
Do you reject the world and crave to live in perfect crowd-free isolation? Or do you chase a brotherhood of like-minded souls?
The earth is cooked! So watcha gonna do when the apocalypse comes?
Two Brazilian male surfers are going to Tokyo in 2020. Who's gonna get cut?
An apocalyptic scenario too real to ignore…
British woman splits from husband after he becomes "obsessed with night surfing."
Just because a handful of women in a niche sport are prepared to weaponise their gender in the interests of getting what they want, it doesn’t mean it’s good for all women.
No foreplay, no kissing on the mouth, no cuddles at the end.
Including why Italo Ferreira equals dangerous sex, Gabriel, rape fantasies and why Conner is tantric lovemaking, beautiful yet simultaneously frustrating…
"As Slater’s competitiveness has fizzled, his narcissism has been lit like a flare," writes JP Currie.
And more bold bets for MEO Rip Curl Portugal Pro! (Wilko at 30-1 to make the final, for instance.)
Surfing, writes Scottish punter, is a gambler's dream…
Was the Founders Cup a fitting or sad end to Kelly Slater's illustrious career?
I like them like Conner Coffin likes lesbian haircuts!