No foreplay, no kissing on the mouth, no cuddles at the end.
Including why Italo Ferreira equals dangerous sex, Gabriel, rape fantasies and why Conner is tantric lovemaking, beautiful yet simultaneously frustrating…
"As Slater’s competitiveness has fizzled, his narcissism has been lit like a flare," writes JP Currie.
And more bold bets for MEO Rip Curl Portugal Pro! (Wilko at 30-1 to make the final, for instance.)
Surfing, writes Scottish punter, is a gambler's dream…
Was the Founders Cup a fitting or sad end to Kelly Slater's illustrious career?
I like them like Conner Coffin likes lesbian haircuts!
Surfing's ultimate sell-out?
Bookies lecturing me about “good faith”. Get fucked.
Secret surfboards help my relationships flourish!
You’d struggle to design a better platform. No other sport is so relentlessly, plausibly unpredictable.