And always travels with a knife! Who knew?
The 11-time world surfing champion Kelly Slater, shunned by the New York Times yesterday in its list of greatest-ever athletes still competing in their harvest years, has made a startling revelation in a sprawling interview to celebrate his latest collaboration with Breitling watches.
Fifty minutes! Gruelling.
Anyway, the Champ has collabed on the limited edition (1000 of em made) Superocean Automatic 42 Kelly Slater which features a vivid orange face and costs US$4900.
“…we started talking about watch designs, and I said, ‘Oh my dad when I was a kid had this orange-faced dive watch.’ One day for some reason after having the watch for 20 years he decided to buy a different band for it. And we went surfing the next day and it fell off his wrist and he lost it. He went diving a few days later to look for it and couldn’t find it. So it was a really important thing in his life. I forget if his dad gave it to him or something, but it was a heartbreaker for my dad. So the orange colorway on this watch is definitely inspired by that as an homage to my father. “
Slater also reveals he travels armed, “I always have a knife”, packs a head lamp in case of emergency and says he’s gonna move hell and high-water to get into the US Olympic Team for the 2024 Paris Games, the surfing being held at Teahupoo.
“I’d be lying if I didn’t say it was on my mind. Because the location of the next Olympics is a spot I’ve probably had my first or second best results in my career — it’s in Teahupo’o in Tahiti. France is hosting the Olympics and they’ve chosen to take it down to Teahupo’o — I’ve won that contest like six or seven times. It would be really great to try to make that team. They only took two people from each country in the last Olympics, and they’re going to take three from a couple this time — including the U.S. I honestly think the qualification is potentially harder for me than winning the Olympics. If I can get in there I think I’d have a shot at winning the Olympics in 2024. And I’d be 52, so I’d be one of the oldest Olympians in that game.”
The interview wraps with an insight into Slater’s considerable environmental bona fides.
“When I got into eating healthy in my early 20s, that’s kind of in line with the health of the planet. When Twitter came out, I got in this algorithm where I started following a bunch of people who were raising awareness for environmental issues, and I started to learn a lot more about that — especially in regards to clothing. I didn’t know the impacts of the clothing and fashion industries on the problems in the environment. You know rivers being dyed blue or red because of dye being used in clothing and the effects that has on the world. The desert in Chile…they’re just literally dumping untold numbers or acres of used fabrics and textiles from the clothing industry. There’s a big wasteland that they’re basically just dumping in the desert. It’s really wild to see. And most of the people who work in the fast fashion industry around the world and in factories, they’re not well taken care of, there’s not very good safety measures, they don’t have good working conditions, often times they can’t use the bathroom for like the whole day. It’s wild when you hear these stories. It wasn’t until I started following some accounts on Twitter back in 2008 or ’09 that it started to hit home for me. The thing that’s made me the most money in my career has been the clothing industry and I didn’t know much about it so I decided to start getting more involved. I started a company when I was still surfing for Quiksilver. We started a company called VSTR, and then when my time at Quiksilver finished I had already decided about 6-12 months prior that I would start my own brand, which was Outerknown. I started to kind of formulate behind the scenes what I wanted it to be, and social compliance was really number one, even ahead of environmentalism, though they’re kind of hand in hand for me.”
Inspiring.

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I like that it took twitter in ’08/’09 to wake the man up to the injustices of capitalism relative to the garment trade.. Guess when your bread is being buttered by big surf, you don’t ask questions.
That said, I want to see slater win Gold at 10ft Chopes at 52 – be hailed the best old cunt ever, and then have him retire and commentate the wozz.
I really have Stockholm syndrome when it comes to Kelly.
The 20,000 people on the beach seemed to enjoy watching Kelly not surf for up to 30 minutes. It was good enough for them!
Hey kelly, nice watch lemme have a look
K: yea sure bigger than yours isn’t it ?
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(Edited for the sake of wounded millennials)
Watch this space. Chas may come back for seconds on this one…. Any minute now…..
His pops couldn’t find his watch because he got tired of coming up for air because he couldn’t tell what time it was. Sad face.
Breitling is the Joel Tudor of watches
jeeps or hybrids…crabs or squid?
Jeeps
Squid
First thought he will be ripped to shreds here!!!
And secondly i actually often don’t understand most of his printed excerpts – is he always taken out of context ???
Surely he would never say i surf up to 50 mins!! Or that his consciousness of eating is inline with the planet or the kicker that “”social compliance was number one ahead of environmentalism”????
Do you have to say that shit to sell watches at 5K a pop to fuckers that cant tell the time or need it in orange in case they drop it in the water?
I put it down to too many years of exposure to Joe Turpel.
It can’t be healthy. All that stream of consciousness crap and real big words like epidemiologist and algorithm. Has to have a exponential detrimental affect just like with recurring concussions.
Hell, Potz had to take early retirement and Barton’s a raving lunatic.
I rest my case.
Maybe that’s why he took the last two events off. A JT detox.
ha! he laid out his plan…surf Chopes, surf Chopes…stay healthy…2024 World Kelly League (WKL) of Olympic Champions Presented by OK @ Surf City Chopes…PR Dept is well-staffed. The Great Grand Slam Begin: Surfline has Kelly riding Chopes when the WSL faded in Portugal. Spotlight On Kelly…anything else? just gravy…
sauza is my medicine…went to Esquire for product reviews…Hornito’s was a present favorite. one dude likened the first taste as: “spicy, fruity, zesty, with a hint of turpeltine.” Past favorite!
words scrabbled…wonder how Inertians would interpret: “Kelly says environmentalism is number one ahead of compliance.”
to paraphrase recent Brutus posts: Soylent Green is ThePeeps
God, hes such a giant wanker.
Him eating healthy is somehow in line with the health of the planet. Ffs what the fuck does that mean ? Hes so aware he got in an algorithm ffs. Well that takes some doing.
Tripnut status confirmed.
Go punch your pants, goatboy.
Its a “Lifestyle”
$4,900 for a Doxa rip off? Why not just pay less than half of that for the real thing?
https://doxawatches.com/pro…
Or why not pay a 100th and get this? On sale right now but going fast I imagine.
https://invictastores.com/i…
Watch out Kelly,
Doesn’t any one think its odd kelly brought up clothing companies destroying a desert? The south west is dry and getting dryer. A wave pool community in California seems like the goal of an evil master mind. Does kelly like cats? He has the hair cut. Also thrift stores and hand me downs r the best for environment. Fisher family free trade zones r 2 blame for drug trade. Look it up.
Everyone still flys and drives , uses fossil fuels all day everyday, people are full of shit about curbing climate change
to paraphrase SC: “It’s a Lifestylez!”
Uahahahahahahahahaha
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Uahahahahahahahahaha
This sustainable bald sockless suicidal tendencies wannabe 12th world titles guy, and now… urrr… errr… sustainable bald sockless suicidal tendencies wannabe olympic medalist guy, it’s so funny!!!
Hey baldie!
Talk another one!
One about parrots!!!
ENFERMEIRA!!
John Cleese says: “Dead parrot with your cheese, mate?”
KS: “That parrot isn’t dead!”
Hahahaha
Perfect!
Maybe it’s the one world that Baldie could make any kind of sense… Monty Python’s World!!!
I didn’t wear a watch this morning, surfed for three hours, and was very late for work.
where were you surfing that wasn’t onshore as around here?
with a over-roasted & blackened dead bird in the oven?
If the minutes surfed is related to years on earth, he will be able to surf for an entire hour soon!
Rip Curl in 2016 admitted it used North Korean slave labor. The problem may extend to other surf brands. On their websites, Patagonia and Outerknown (founded and owned by Kelly Slater) make weak attempts to verify their claims about not using sweatshop labor. Billabong, Quiksilver, Hurley, and Rip Curl appear to not even make these claims. Patagonia and Outerknown use the Fair Labor Association as an “independent” monitor of conditions in their factories. But the association is not independent: Its board is dominated by industry officials. (The association’s website also lists “university representatives” as board members, but these are not professors; they are the people in charge of buying T-shirts and other clothing that is sold at college stores.)
The Fair Labor Association has other problems. In 2012, The New York Times reported on conditions at Foxconn, an Apple computer factory in China. The Times said workers were required to work unhealthy amounts of overtime. Some workers died due to exposure to toxic chemicals at work, The Times said. At least 18 Foxconn workers attempted suicide or “fell from buildings in manners that suggested suicide attempts,” The Times reported. Weeks before the Times article was published, Apple had joined the Fair Labor Association. The Association’s C.E.O., Auret van Heerden, at the time made more than $259,000 a year. In 2012, after he took a guided tour of Foxconn, van Heerden said, “The facilities are first-class; the physical conditions are way, way above average of the norm.”
The New York Times reported that “van Heerden’s apparent praise of conditions at Foxconn came despite previous reports of employees committing suicide, dying in factory explosions, and complaining of sometimes working more than 70 hours a week.”
If companies like Patagonia and Quiksilver want to make sure they don’t use slave labor they should seek verification from the Worker Rights Consortium, whose board includes professors and union leaders.
Slave labor is a problem at non-surf clothing companies too. In 2007, The Guardian newspaper reported that “child workers, some as young as 10, have been found working in a textile factory in conditions close to slavery, to produce clothes that appear destined for the Gap.”
The Guardian employs retards.
I spose thats a good thing.
Hot stuff, like not stuff as in articles of clothing but like a donkey show in TJ.
just woke up…
for years greeted my Spanish-speaking friends with: “Que paso, amigo?” Always a smile…later realized I should be saying: “Que pasa, amigo?”
What happened, friend? vs What’s happening, friend?…past tense versus current tense…
Nah, you were saying “how step”, unless you put an accent on the o so that it sounds “que pasoh”
The latest tour fashion ?
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Who’ll wear it next…
Long slow clap………
Whiplash!
where is the ladder?
you mean the ‘escape’ ladder…to climb down from the WSL pubic mound…
Another youthful audience member in thrall to the sordid tale of The Bird of Existential Angst.
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Not many takers for finger puppets it seems.
Pity. I think it’s some of my best work. https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
Rookie effort Mr Slater, should have manned up and shoved the watch up ya arse Captain Koons style