Viva surfing and submission.
Well this all just stands to reason, doesn’t it though? But can you imagine a Hawaii local, big wave charger, tough guy who does not, also, participate in Brazilian jiu-jitsu? The answer is, obviously, no as the great choking and submitting art has intertwined with our surfing like peanut butter has intertwined with jelly, Michael Jackson jams and light frowns whilst playing loudly near preschools.
But you recall the WHOOP glory years here. Oh, I forgot. WHOOP wasn’t very excited about combat sport but WHOOP ain’t no Facebook and don’t have no legendary Mark Zuckerberg at helm (buy here).
The Meta CEO, Hawaii local, big wave charger was a recent guest on the very popular Joe Rogan podcast and, between talking about Hunter Biden’s scandalous laptop computer, let slip that BJJ is “a big part” of who he is.
Fantastic.
Kai “Borg” Garcia, Dustin Barca, Mark Zuckerberg.
But do you recall, recently, when MMA star Paddy “The Baddy” Pimblett called Zuckerberg out after a victory in the octagon?
I reckon dream matchup closer than ever.
Acai bowls ruthlessly slapped.
Whatever happened to Michael Rodrigues, speaking of? He blocked me across social media channels, years ago, and I’ve lost touch.
Help.
You can see NonJohn’s laptop if you want
Bukowski to Tom Wolfe – – now there’s an intellectual. But I can’t be sure, because I have no idea what this story is about. Maybe it’s about meth? Or coffee? Or too much of everything!
That’s because he doesn’t surf. He foils. When he foils he looks like someone who pops up for the first time when being taught on the beach.
Ex pro surfer call-in interviewee during an actual ride during an actual heat
Well, at least he’s trying.
Next year, Zucks will neck-slap Chas on a beach and it will make international headlines.
There’s a lady who’s sure…
all the shitters are sold…
beat off…showered. 9-hours of robe…salmonella…the qualifidguu d\\\\\\\\\
can’t hardly contain my innerpam disneyplus
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More sub-Enquirer tier surf tabloidism: exaggerations, half truths, and outright fabrications. Just another day at BG.
Another confirmed entry into the ‘Race to Pt. Lessness’™.
Along with
The Maldives old boys comp,
Fatty’s French glo-stix event,
and Julians attempt at the rag trade.
Entry applications into the ‘Race to Pt. Lessness’™ are still open.
Finish date/time (and celebrity judging panel) yet to be announced…
A fair and reasonable request.
I listened to it. No Igarashi style claims. No surf talk – nothing. Only Zuckface waffling and skirting around topics without saying much at all except how he’s set up independent review authorities (for the want of a better description) for Meta, which I thought was interesting.
attnys are shaping disclosure and release of liability forms…everyday peeps with an iphone in one hand, an ear bud, and wrap around goggles…is going to be much more dangerous than just texting while…walking, driving, stand-up paddling…that’s a reality!
The Deep Philosophical Question is if Zuck was strangled in his crib would a facebook-like entity have inevitably developed because he’s only one of millions of loser dork no-pussy-gettin dweebs trying to get some cred? Discuss.
I read somewhere about how women like nerds because of there intellect. Its so different than the guy who like sports, drinks beer, simple minded. These guys read and you can have deep conversations with them. There point was that this was how some of these Tech Billionaires have beautiful wives. My theory is that its just because they are rich.
Zuck must have a hella man cave…but does he have a grotto?
How many Sifu going to try to cozy up to Zuk, Kai style?