Cold-hearted.
Our surfing community, known for being cantankerous or, in the word’s of competitive professional surfing’s benefactor Dirk Ziff, “grumpy.” We don’t take kindly to strangers and are generally dismissive of everyone and everything. Buttholes, as I came to discover across my epic quest, making the warm embrace of Colombian chanteuse Shakira that much more amazing.
You will certainly recall, weeks ago, when news broke that the multi-platinum recording artist and her partner, footballer Gerard Pique, had hit an extra rough patch in their eleven-year relationship. Pique stayed in the couple’s hometown of Barcelona while Shakira ran to northern Spain and mended her wounded soul by surfing.
It was then that we took her into our arms, have her back in a vicious tax fight, made her one of our own.
Wearing the crown as our adopted surf darling.
But, just today, in an absolutely cold-hearted move, Nicole Scherzinger attempted to rip that crown of Shakira’s head and slam it on her own head by ripping a foot-plus right.
“It’s a new week y’all. Let’s ride them waves like we own ‘em!” the Pussycat Doll wrote in a nod to Laird Hamilton and his “take every wave” mantra.
I would imagine Scherzinger to be Team Laird in his blood feud with Kelly Slater and I suppose I’d imagine Shakira would be Team Kelly.
A very exciting tag team begging the question, are you Team Laird + Nicole or Team Kelly + Shakira?
Choose wisely.
RVCA**
Surf a short board you Fucken wannabes.
Starting with Jonah and Mimi driver.
Fucken kooks
I like a bit of bass.
666 is now 007, again!
Yeah it’s like watching an over 50 male dance!
Haha nice – some good marketing ideas there for the WSL , JMD and ELo!!!!
You could be into something there. It must be to do with the growth plates or.. something… either way, learning something as a kid means you’ll always have the potential to be good at it again. Learning something post 15 or so, you’ll alsways suck and be a kook. Life’s good like that.
Its so sad with all these nuovo rich wannabe surfers such as Zuch etc. They have the cash and the motivation (via personal trainers, boats, skis and hand shaped kook boards especially designed for them). They never faced the crowds, growing up as a grommet and paying yer dues on a foamy in the shorebreak. Getting burnt and burning others to establish your pecking order at the local. Earning the respect of your peers after years of toil and claiming your place in what was once an outcast sport and those that did existed on the periphery of society, not in its spotlight F@ck I miss those days.
Its ok you can say fuck here -its a safe place!!!
It’s far more complicated than you imagine Chas. Nicole is Lewis Hamilton’s ex, and his position as the best F1 driver surfer was cast into serious question today when Uber kook and Russian ex F1 driver Nikita Mazipin post some footage of him doing something similar to Nicole? Has Nikita hooked up with Nicole?
I think this actually is Lewis Hamilton wearing a wig and a bikini.
Certainly looks like him, and with a similar kooky adult beginner style too…
You may be on to something B&B but inquiring minds want to know who performed the labiaplasty on Lewis to perfect the look?
WHOA if Nikita was “doing something similar to Nicole” one must ask was that something as hot as Nicole?
Wake surfing or whatever it’s called. Nikita hangs out with some beautiful women, as any son of an oligarch would
Seems like the Russian oligarch kids hang out with hotter women than the US oligarch kids.
It’s a fucking crime to call this surfing.
Choz has caught euro disease.