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Laird (left) and Kelly (right) happier times.
Laird (left) and Kelly (right) happier times.

Blood Feud: World’s greatest surfer Laird Hamilton punches other world’s greatest surfer Kelly Slater in the mouth by releasing even MORE ecologically sound luxury watch!

Tick Tock.

Things may have changed, lightly, over the past year since Kelly Slater has been on a media tear, winning the illustrious Pro Pipeline, turning 50, releasing his Lost Tapes, etc. but I think if you polled the mainstream and asked “who is the world’s greatest surfer?” the action would be split between the aforementioned and on Laird Hamilton.

Even though stock price for his eponymous Superfood is touching junk level, Hamilton has captivated the general public with his Poseidon-like bone structure and general je ne sais quoi but also progressive theories on shark attacks. The two don’t compete against each other, professionally, of course but Dot from down the street doesn’t know that and swoons at both though probably at Hamilton slightly more.

Who wouldn’t?

Well, students of the game know that Slater just released a new environmentally sound watch with Swiss luxury brand Breitling (read here, here and here).

Hamilton, though, not to be outdone, has just released his own luxury watch but his one even more environmentally sound with British manufacturer Bremont. All proceeds going to the Bimini Biological Field Station Foundation as opposed to Slater’s watch band being made from ocean junk.

Per HypeBeast:

Bremont has now tapped American surfer Laird Hamilton for a limited-edition Waterman Apex dive watch. Developed together to draw awareness to ocean and sealife conservation, the new timepiece utilizes the British luxury watch brand’s “Trip-Tick” case measuring a hefty 43mm wide, paired with a uni-directional GMT bezel.

To keep things running smoothly for athletes and divers, the modified caliber 11 1/2” BE-92-AV automatic movement is housed within Bremont’s signature anti-shock mount, and boasts a 42-hour power reserve. As an added touch, the custom rotor is also adorned with patterns of ocean waves and a shark fin, a design that draws inspiration from Bimini Shark Lab.

The piece costs $5,095. Slater’s Superocean swings in at a comparable $4,900.

So are you Team Laird or Team Kelly?

Team Laird features a blue colorway. Team Kelly an orange.

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Stuart Barnes

Gay.

John

Whoever wrote this need to honestly reassess his decision to be a published writer as that was some horrible dog shit of a piece there…. The clickbait title to the empty words riddled throughout.. Honestly it was bad buddy.

Kitty Meow

Oh no! That poor little hungry girl on the left- she’s lost so much weight that her bathing suit is about to slide right off!

Ray Hendricks

Who in their right mind pays that fir a watch? Heck feed a 4
th world nation for that price!

Earl Bowman

Seeing that I own a super ocean with an outerknown strap I guess I’m team Kelly.

George Franklin

George Franklin
Who cares about these two narcisst

Guest

Much better looking than a watch…

Guest

Hey, who is the cutie on Lairds left arm? I don’t recognize her…

Poopsie

Laird…

zakcruz1

There is no mistaking who the greatest surfer of all time is, and it isn’t Laird!

Gerald Buthurt

Who are the broads?

Android_God

Fucking trash clickbait
You know you have ZERO marketing skills and absolutely SUCK as a website if you are this bottom feeder author

Chas Smith

Which part was clickbait? Also, please don’t hurt feelings in such a manner. We live in 2022 where such behavior is frowned upon.

Rob

Bottom line, nobody punched anyone else in the mouth. It was sensationalist, irresponsible, rhetorical nonsense, purely designed to elicit clicks.

Chas Smith

Are you, too, unaware of metaphor? Shakespeare rolls in his very grave.

John

Never heard of either one.

Steve Smith

I am releasing the most eco-ist watch to ever be conceived, fabricated out of pure bullshit brought in from India on a sailing cargo vessel fabricated by polymers extracted from pure bullshit processed in clay vessels by repurposed Iranian and Pakistani nuclear weapons scientists into a beautiful time piece -with Bluetooth (Bluetooth not BS) even the battery is made of Bullshit, I’ll call it the “Peace of Shit watch”

GW62

I think the worlds got more pressing issues, than which one of these bucket heads has the better watch.

Stephen Seaton-Blanchard

Correct me if I’m wrong but I don’t think Liard was ever in a Tony hawk pro skater game js I think I speak for 99% of my generation and people that didn’t bother to read the article to know what’s actually going on when I say Team Kelly all the way

Podunk

I recognize the guy on the left. He makes $100,000 a year!

Boat Docks

Looking to join Team Casio, anyone wanna sponsor me?

Fuckyou

No one gives a fuck


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