Truth or rotten misinformation?
I was not prepared for a bombshell to explode in my lap this Sunday morning before America’s proud independence day celebration but here I sit, covered in soot, ears ringing, pants on fire. Kelly Slater, surfing’s great ambassador and its 11x world champion, has just declared to British GQ that there are currently more surfers on earth than golfers.
The explosive statement came in the middle of an interview about time telling, how good Slater is able to count in 15-second increments and watches and was delivered thusly:
Now, I wouldn’t say (surfing) is becoming giant, but the surfing lifestyle is massive around the world. I’ve heard there’s more surfers and golfers in the world and you see what kind of money’s in golf, so that caught me off guard. Most people that surf don’t compete, but most people love the beach around the world so a favourite travel destination is always going to be to get to the beach somewhere.
Boom.
More surfers than golfers on earth?
Could it be?
Let’s research.
The International Surfing Association (ISA) declares that there are 35 million surfers on earth, though I have no idea how that figure was derived. Surfer Today claims there are roughly 6 million surfers, most in the aforementioned land of free, home of brave.
Can we agree the number is somewhere higher than 6 but well lower than 35? Something like 12 million feels right. No? Slips right off the tongue and doesn’t taste an outright lie.
Now, golf. The National Golf Foundation says, in Golf Digest, there are 24.8 million golfers in the United States alone, with 2021 showing the largest net participation increase in the last 17-years. That sort of number work exudes legitimacy. Real abacus work. If the U.S. has 24.8 million, Europe must have a heap and China has over 1.4 billion people so…
…Kelly Slater is wrong and out peddling misinformation, fake news, to the fashion-conscious British male public.
For shame.
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Yo troll, so glad u read that as well! Most people dont seem to be able to read a sentence clearly, forget about reading in betwixt the lines. Glad u got a mind man!
Much more people watch golf in their living rooms than surfing.
Like 1000 fold at least.
And it’s a global arm chair viewing sport.
Kelly and all the others on tour need to start catching fuck loads more waves in their heats to make it more interesting to viewers instead of sitting there squirting water through their hands or paddling around aimlessly.
But then again golf is a whole lot of walking around the park endlessly while pulling a club trolley so it’s a tough one.
His wave pool could be the answer.
holes and bunkers never change on the golf course,neither do kelly’s waves in his tub.
Everyone whinged and complained of the boredom of that though and it got shelved.
Rightfully so of course.
who loves ya baby…
closer inspection reveals most are just scanning instagrams…he said, she said…
norm and jerry on telly!
the numbers really fade to black if one considered how many golfers surf…just Kelly, Laird, and those nuts on The Drive Thru Series…
Yo!
In other important news-
Sharks kill multiple personal in Egypt.
https://www.abc.net.au/news…
Now you’re being silly. This is long before we were born.
Amazing fact! And true too!
I demand a re-count!
It’s truth.
Tweed Coolangatta golf club just short of 500 membership. Never that many on the course on one day .
Goldy points during a swell event, minimum of 500 surfers out from dawn to dust.
Assume a 10 hour sunlight , each surfer surfing for two hours= 2500 .
Everyone is a surfer now and pro surfing never been less popular!?!
There ya go ‘some surfer’.
Proof.
https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
I’m pretty sure there was no “do you surf” question on my last Census form!
It’s a ‘heard’ mentality which is normal for a goat
” I heard” , Kelly’s still trying to justify to ol man Ziify and his wifey , the money they have spent on WSL/Pools/Movies/production infrastructure….. that the WSL will make a fortune for them ….
because surfing is so huge , growing faster than any other sport on the planet, Kelly has now shown us that his greenwashing and continued views on all that’s conspiracy …….poses the question again…
Is Kelly the Anti-christ of surf/business ventures , all based on…” I heard?”
but those complexes include a pool, concert hall, botanical gardens, multi-plex housing units, a baseball field, and a 36-hole golf course…the crossover doesn’t get by us! free frisbees for everyone…
If you consider everyone who owns a wave storm to be “surfer” than it’s most likely correct.
Golf is lame
Sounds like the sort of thing which might be laid in advance of a pitch for investment. Not saying it is, but the venue of the quote is handy.
He’s got Bagger Vance cruising with him….