Old Enough.
Shakira, the Colombian hitmaker who holds the title of “best-selling female Latin artist of all-time,” has captivated international attention as it was revealed that her 11-year partnership with Spanish football (soccer) stud Gerard Pique has come undone. While many, or most, would cower under a down duvet, eating affogatos and binge-watching Old Enough, the singer-songwriter has proven better and booked a surf vacation to northern Spain.
While maybe not “ideal” in terms of “surf quality,” Shakira has seemed happy in the knee-to-waist high runners (Surfline: 8 – 12ft) and particularly so when a mystery hunk approached her in the lineup and helped smooth her frontside flow.
The internet community wondered, for days, who he might be but new information has just come to light that he is, in fact, a surf instructor.
According to Marca Magazine:
As far as we know, this information is still unknown due to how fresh these images are but you can be sure his identity will emerge soon enough. Shakira does seem quite relaxed while taking her lessons, she needed a break after such a hectic schedule in the United States. With so much going on for her career right now, the separation drama with Gerard Pique has almost taken a back seat for her.
There are far more important things to deal with for Shakira at the moment. But the fans who want to see her happy and find love again can’t help checking up on her every once in a while. Shakira is currently one of the most researched celebrities online. They have tried to pair her up with the likes of Henry Cavill and Chris Evans but none of those options are real.
Malibu icon Jonah Hill, though, would tell her to look no further than the surf instructor. As you know, the heir to Miki Dora’s throne has made happy with his own surf instructor and I’m almost certain would recommend, Henry Cavill and Chris Evans be damned.
But have you ever had a fling with a brawny, handsome surf instructor of your own?
Care to share?
#OneLove.
Also, even if your heart is whole and full you should totally watch Old Enough.
A gift.
She’s very sexy but I like men
I like her
expert parent said Montessori School? shit that was how i grew up…was truly a wicked lesson in life…but thank god Transcendental Meditation and the yogi set me straight…and i’m neither left or right-brained and surfed with feet parallel on the nose…and still bunny-hop my way around town…am available for KamaSutra instruction and would love to back her up, bunny-style…(BTW my assigned mantra is Shakira.)
…even BREAKINGER news…
After recent extensions, Shakira’s fuckin’ tall ladder is now tall enough to see not only (her recent crush) Kelly’s house in Florida, but also Jonah’s Malibu training ground (plus the Lemoore surf ranch).
https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
Meanwhile, the beanstalk near Kelly’s Florida home has grown to a such a height that it has a view to both Shakira’s Spanish garden, and also Lemoore, though the planter of the bean is yet to be identified…
I’m pretty sure that you are a shill for Kaipo’s Church of the Ladder Day Saints.
The benefits of multiple subservient wives and magical underwear are immense! BUT the prohibition on alcohol is rather troubling
AA has added another line to their Testament…
#11: The Sober Shall Inheret The Earth…
I believe that was that a line in a Rush song, possibly Overture from 2112?
when Black Friday comes…
Gonna let the world pass by me
The Archbishop’s gonna sanctify me
And if he don’t come across
I’m gonna let it roll
Black Friday is right around the corner if these markets don’t settle down
only a fool would say that
and of course I was wearing a white stetson hat
On point again B &B
THE B&B Labber Series has been approved for another season! Sponsored by BeamMaps…
BREAKING NEWS:
Queensland now has own crap popstress and VAL taking advice from salacious surf website commentator Channelbottom! Locals dub defensive dung-flinging diva ‘Shat-Kirra’! Drop-ins down as dastardly doo-doo deliverer destroys deviants.
Just send her across the pond,
and ol’ Huckleberry’ll make that smile permanent.
Not to mention make her legit surf skill wise. Given time of course 🙄
*furthest thing from surf instructor I am. Hate those fn cunts honestly.
That’s alright, mate.
We understand what your lofty intentions are.
Hahahahahar
Beachgrit… Putting the Shaka in Shakira
Sounds like she’s about ready fore chopes. My daughter’s mother always talks about the time she went to Hawaii and met laird Hamilton who offered her free lessons. Always after mentioning how she doubts my abilities in challenging surf. Yep
I have never knowingly listened to this person’s music.
Except this
https://youtu.be/e0d553Ms228
“Have you ever had a fling with ….”
Fuck me, Chas you’re not writing for the Inertia crowd.
Self uppercut prescribed. Right now.
anti-depressive, but this where the phrase “you wanna have a fling?” originated…while this is Venice, CA, there’s 25 miles of strand. Rode it 40 hours straight repeating that phrase. Looking way back, don’t know where the stamina came from…
https://youtu.be/vvOjJoSEFM0
Chas you’ve struck gold on this vein, as it’s hard for your wife to get mad at you for binging Shakira pics and videos for “research.”
A throbbing purple vein.
Sex wax.
I ‘ll torch my Shakira Scented Candle tonight and meditate on the wise words of the BG Gurus…in this order:
Fling, vein, wax, uppercut, dastardly doo doo, magic wear, labber labia, funny bunny…(and repeat)