Extreme The Inertia.
Now, I cannot imagine many things worse than surf-yoga. The form of that ancient Indian form of posture-based exercise, for those unaware, can be taken into the waters and practiced upon SUPs and a surf-yoga class in Costa Rica is where we, this morning, lay our scene. For it was there at Santa Teresa Beach in Provincia de Puntarenas that fugitive yoga teacher Kaitlin Armstrong was apprehended by authorities after she had escaped the net of justice in her home state of Texas.
Armstrong, you see, allegedly shot and killed an elite road cyclist for after allegedly finding out that she had allegedly slept with her boyfriend.
The auburn-hair’d 35-year-old fled to New York where she, allegedly, used a fake passport and light disguise (band-aid on nose) to sneak into Costa Rica.
Once there, Deputy U.S. Marshal Brandon Filla declared they “knew she trying to establish some kind of lifestyle” and snooped around various “lifestyle centers” before stumbling on surf-yoga.
Yuck.
She is now being flown back to the United States where she will be charged with murder and “unlawful flight to avoid prosecution.”
She should also be tried for surf-yoga.
Extreme The Inertia.
An abomination.
So the moral of the story is: nothing takes the edge off a murder like surf-yoga.
tops down, bottoms up…let’s take a dive w/ good ol bugsy!
I could forgive her for killing the competition but surf yoga is taking things a bit too far…
No man is worth killing someone over.
Murder shouldn’t be a crime its OK when you’re pissd off to kill someone. Its when you kill someone for no reason that its a bit naughty.,
Plenty of Gigs for Barton in December
Not very smart. No man is worth giving up your life and career for.
up for grabs!
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“The Inertia”.
“An abomination “
Well said.
10$ grams and 20$ ounces of Colombian weed. Ok beach break waves. Was in Santa Theresa 20 years ago. Lots of hippy chicks. I like hippy chicks. If they surf and do yoga its even better
ha! click ’em together like the oz witch…and tell us who’s behind the curtain?
I can say from my time in Costa Rica, categorically, that all of the absolutely worst people I met were yogis.
Worse than the hick surfers from Texas and Florida?
Fuck no, met some absolute gems from the south and good surfers to boot.
I suppose I’m not surprised that you related to them
If you ever encounter one in the lineup and they’re wearing a gold chain with a fish pendant, steer clear and mind your manners bc them dudes’ll whip your ass if you cross em
This is where I grew up surfing in the early to mid 80s and I’m still traumatized by all the shit that I saw go down. I used to get screamed at as an 11 year old kid for being within 50 yards of the peak…”go down the beach fuckin grom!” And I did, down to black wall about 200 yards south of the pier for those in the know. From there I’d watch Baron Knowlton fuckin destroy the place. Little did I know I’d spend the summer with him in CA about 8 years later and watch him light up Malibu finishing 5th in the PSAA contest there just behind Machado, LAmbresi, Chris Brown wraparound, Andino, and I think Archy. The announcers were tripping on him and he would’ve made the final had he caught waves with open face instead of doing long backside floaters on closeouts…sorry for the novel but your post stirred up some fond and not so fond memories…
https://www.surfline.com/tr…
Gotta ask how you encountered such creatures?
I was living / working in a small town that was basically like their capital in CR, had like an accreditation studio for them or something. Absolute nine balls, to a tee.
Surf yoga chicks are at the top of the list for worst humans ever. Their bullshit self righteous personality, most of which are just plain horrible people, hiding behind a wall of positive vibes. It’s nauseating.
Unchecked elitism at its finest
The universe is telling me that your aura is really dark and you need to open your chakra bc your third eye is blind
An abomination.
It’s Official: Gender Fluid Drag Queen Into Kinks Related to Animal Role-Playing Now Serves in Biden’s Energy Department’s Office of Nuclear Energy.
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Staying woke enough to dodge the cancel cycle.
exclusive inclusivity is driving me crazy…
gonna dig myself a hole…gonna lay down in it til i satisfy my soul…and if my friends find out I’ll be on my own…when Black Friday comes…
Gonna let the world pass by me
The Archbishop’s gonna sanctify me
And if he don’t come across
I’m gonna let it roll
When Black Friday comes
I’m gonna stake my claim
I’ll guess I’ll change my name…
luv, Danica
Seriously? Time to go googling
They say a bad day in the surf is still better than a good day at(in)…prison.
My Father in law always raves about how good his time in the clink was. As a elderly gent he didn’t have cook for himself, pay bill, lots of people to talk with.
“Three hots and a cot!”
some of the best years of my life …meeting real people/food was free/room was free/drugs were prolific/no women to tempt and fuck with ya body and mind!
an inertian interpretation: she’s seen here, with a band-aid still on her nose, leading an ancient form of yogi-recreation culture somewhere in CR. (photo from Surfline, Long Beach, CA 1930s)
how’s that eleftphant coming off the pier?
she should riding a Morey-Pope Camel-model…i’ll have to double-check on the mammal taking off on the outside…jeez, S…a rare Long Beach screaming unrideable leftist. Surfline called it 1-2 feet!
https://www.youtube.com/wat…
10 seconds in…thx…here’s the 1st soundtrack…no sound on tube….
https://youtu.be/7vtF5GjVeaY
what a fucking era; the forefathers were really athletic SOBs…and loved to SHARE waves on mostly finless wooden rockets…excellent WS. great share! I’ll share too…
Ain’t it the worst… nothing makes you surf like shit like being on camera.
I heard they had just swum from India , and snuck in a couple of yogi’s, in disguise ….then yogurtism spread far and wide!
early warnings on yogurt containers…for external use only…peeps did the opposite and the monkey pox cases exploded…Costa Rica is under quarantine…
Knife in one hand, mustard jar in the other. Now reach over and get that avocado, and that turkey…..keep your balance….swiss,….sprouts,…tomato(e)s,….lettuce,…your doing it now put your foot up by your equity….there you go,….spread that goodness,….now put it in the oven while you balance on one foot and get me an icy beverage…..
Yes, yoga is a wonderful conditioning exercise!