NC-17.
Exactly-ish two month ago, the World Surf League had never been higher. Coming off an exciting Surf City El Salvador Pro, CEO Erik Logan sat down with Boardsport Source and delivered stunning news of competitive professional surfing’s great health. Revenue is up 20%, brand partners are up 35%, the digital audience up 62%, viewership numbers for the new Challenger Series up a whopping 92% and consumption of the aforementioned CS up a mind-boggling 300%.
Happy days finally here again. Except… since that glorious reveal things have not gone, exactly, according to plan. Citing “lack of financial support,” the League cancelled the upcoming Quiksilver/Roxy Pro France, normally docile fans rounded on the Senior Vice President of Competition, Head of Tours and all hell otherwise broke loss-loss.
Well, to make matters even worse, it was revealed last evening that naughty sex bots have now infiltrated worldsurfleague.com and are titillating families with illicit, possibly illegal, pleasures.
Profoundly disturbing on multiple levels, though do you think the WSL tacitly approves? Subtly shifting from professional surfing to a business that actually makes money?
Hmmmm.
precious…
Photog guy luring them with surf pictures…that’s why they skipped over us at KissGrit. No selfies with a Gene Simmon’s tongue…
https://scontent-sjc3-1.xx….
Is it Bots really? I think its Great Whites fucking with ocean lovers for shits and giggles!
“NC-17”
What does the starship Enterprise have to do with this story?!??
Something something ‘Dr Spock’ ? (Paediatrician BTW not a ‘sexpert’.)
Erin Brooks 4th in the mens and first in womens in the Padang Cup!
Clay Marzo #1!
https://www.youtube.com/wat…
Erin Brooks and Caitlyn Simmers are next level.
Soon there will be more articles than comments
LOL i forgot about that contest in El Salvador
They definitely will go into the WSL ‘fan’ c0unt.
Definitely has a Twitter vibe to it
Which Coffey sister is soliciting?
It’s guaranteed that if the Wozzle got a few porn sponsors and had X-rated commercials, viewership would go through the roof.
Who wouldn’t masturbate to a Frederico Morais vs. Rio Watada wildcard heat?!?!?! I dare anyone of you to say “not me”
I’ll do a Party Pete on that one
You’ll listen to me do that…later?
Sure … you’re on OnlyFans, right?
A few strider’s nipple slips here and there for added spice
Sam would say he’s not a fan but secretly be logging 10x day
Dude how many bots turned up and got “turnt out” by their time below the line here???? I know I bot boned like 30 of those bots
https://www.youtube.com/wat…
12:53 Eli Olson takes out a kook at Malibu, so smooth.
same thing on their gram, the long board comments are off the chart. Some real smashable bots.
Looks like the kooks at the entrance of the HB pier found the live stream as well. https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
To answer James: “Cuz it’s more fun this way.”
Pretty sure that is JMD’s new venture, which may or may not be why she spent so much time in Brazil during J-Bay.
I can see JMD sex-botting her 9am – 5pm hours away. But if the pay is right and the work is so fucking easy…I’d be a sex bot in a heartbeat
I’m starting to think Danes sushi & salsa is a bot.
the commenters on the you tube feed made the sex bots seem intelligent. it was just a bunch of deadshits arguing over how good HB was looking and how to gauge wave heights. one bloke declared himself the winner because he had once been an active junior competitive surfer.
it felt very familiar.
no mention of the shin metic. dumbasses.
wake-up
padangvietnam!He’s on a good one. I appreciate that. But most times he’s indeed indecipherable yet arousing. I’m still eager for the ranch “gate code” he proclaims to have, knowing full-well there’s no such thing and that the actual gate is a 24 hour/7day per week armed and guarded entry
Dane’s like a pair of old binoculars that only come into focus once a day. But you still use them regardless
I love the view thru Dane’s trusted lenses if I can make it coherent
rose-colored, 24/7 or five or six to four…
Waiting for the break of day
Searching for something to say
reason to live…also enjoy your scribblings, mate!
Recent retiree with pot habit I think? Dane?
drinker’s need to eat…gives me the munchies…
a retired enviro compliance consultant says the banker…
as we drive past a ragged, ungroomed, homeless guy pushing a shopping cart…
me: NOT (a bot)!
Isn’t ‘the code’ a secret handshake and mumbled owners name, plus generous baggy of weed?
Your best bet is to start banging an owners daughter.
he was a banker! then I banked his daughter…
that’s precious! do own a piece of a more southern ranch, 3rd generation…reserve a slot here…not shy about posting pics…you guys have seen plenty of ’em…
IF true he might be the most thought bending bot to ever surf the internet…