The year of the Condor continues!
Methamphetamine is a terrific drug if used in correct proportion and for right reasons etc, a weekend-long sex party, to put the brakes on a kid with ADHD.
For Peter Mel, the big-wave surfer turned occasional WSL commentator from Santa Cruz, California, he put on the beast’s collar ’cause, well, that’s what y’do when you’re chasing rhinos in northern California.
Mel, who is fifty-three, no longer has the foaming jaws of a meth addict. Today he is the sort of man who loves his children with a passion, his parents with respect, his wife with generosity and his friends with loyalty.
He wears slightly too big flannel shirts and pants with stone washing applied at the factory.
On January 8 last year, Pete rode a thirty-foot tube at Mavs.
“Everyone on earth should see this ride,” said Kelly Slater.
In this interview by Ben Mondy, Pete talks about how he stuck his lance into that monster wave’s neck, how he was lucky to avoid jail during his meth years and the mysterious beauty of BeachGrit’s below-the-line commentators.
Always thought the Condor was a good cunt. Nice to know he likes us here below da line!
mysterious beauty? he’s a rookie! black beauties and bravo toros got us thru a 7-day sailboat delivery from P. Vallarta to Ensenanda, with the chubasco of the century allowing our 60-foot sloop (with the spinny flying) to wing & wing &
portstarboard tack straight up the coast…the only hitch was hitting max hull speed of 12 knots before an incredible broach that left us without engine power…wind finally gave out on the last couple of hours and we limped into the Ensenanda harbor pushing with oars to stay off the southern rock jetty…1500 nautical miles…whew!
next up, cocaine as a technical writer’s favorite mood enhancer in order to meet the ‘deadline.’
next up, meth is a lobster boat 1st mate’s best friend…stay tuned…
gonna get my 1st coffee fix of the AM
somebody should write a book about drugs in the surfing sphere and have an intro from Pultz-prizer Bill Finnegan and then turn it into a movie?
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Cocaine plus surfing!
definition of blow: “Dep riding Cruz into the sunset…”
NonJohn is scared of white Christian Taliban. NonJohn saw many while sailing the seas of SoCal. You can spot many of them when they show off their unnaturally blazing white teeth, or during wellness practice. Other Taliban can be harder to spot.
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I’ve got your back Pete, I’ll send you some stickers. You can be on the Hurluley team.
The young Mel pictured above looks like a young Lou Reed posing decadently in an Andy Warhol pastiche.
It also turns two holes into 3
or two into one?
After a while it seems that way
Party Pete!
Perhaps a needleless syringe full up the japs eye Mr Reily?! Meth…not even once. It’ll have proper private school girls sucking on ol’ crusty trucker foreskins in a week.
Oh no thank you!
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