“I’ve been through the wringer,” says Pritchard, opening his shirt to reveal a wild crucifix shaped scar, “but here I am.”
The surfer whose heart blew out while paddling into the lineup at Melbourne’s wave tank back in June, and who was put into a coma in hozzy, has made a miraculous recovery.
Brett Pritchard, who is forty-seven, was pulled from the water by other shredders who saw his body floating.
“I had a plumbing problem which caused an electrical issue,” Pritchard told 7News.
Pool lifeguards kept him alive with CPR for twenty minutes until paramedics arrived.
“What they did is essentially save my life,” he said.
It wasn’t a pretty scene.
“It was weird,” said one witness. “They did CPR on him and then put a sheet over him and we all assumed the worst. He seemed very dead as awful as that sounds.”
The water, even this early in winter, was “shockingly cold,” said the witness. “I felt like I had a heart attack when I went under.”
Even though the pool is empty for its annual winter maintenance program, Pritchard says he ain’t deterred by his sudden acquaintance with death.
“It won’t be big waves when I first get out there, I think we’ll be looking at knee-high ones,” he said. “I’ll continue to do it for the rest of my life.”
Think of the Johnny Ringo character from Tombstone.
That’s Dandylion.
Malibu is for old men, kids and girls, not old men who beat up on kids and girls
Check me if I’m wrong Sandy, but isn’t the point of a wave pool that you don’t have to paddle?
Surprising amount of paddling at the ol Wavegardens. The smart operator does his three turns and gets back to the front of the line. The last bit of the wave ain’t worth the effort.
VAXXED
It’s a crazy new world we live in, where 47 year old men exerting themselves can have heart attacks.
Not really. Mid 40 is danger zone for guys. Run any decent sized marathon and you’re likely to see one or two guys blow a gasket.
Get a regular checkup because plumbing accidents like this guy had can bite you on the ass.
I was being highly sarcastic.
“I had a plumbing problem which caused an electrical issue,” Pritchard told 7News.
Negs! If only you were there with your sparky mate Bob! You coulda saved him more easilyer!
It’ll be a cold day in hell before I let a Toilet Technician replumb the arteries.
Faarrrk, imagine the invoice ….
Yeah but they’ll frequently let you keep the spare bits of piping for scrap. And if you insist that they take it because it’s pointless that you keep such a pitiful amount, then they still charge you full whack. Win win, you see?
Hahahahar. The larcenous cunts here try to charge you for Waste/Rubbish disposal then they take it to sell for scrap.
That’s the win win round these here parts. Joe Householder takes it up the arse again from those robbing pricks.
But I’m on to them cb. Don’t worry, mate.
The trick is to become another sort of tradie and rob them back.
Aww cb, that’s not how inter tradie arrangements work.
Yeah but you need to be like, a SECRET tradie. They’ll never suspect it!
Rip Pingu
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