Yacht surfing stud Dan Price (pictured by self). Courtesy: Facebook.
Yacht surfing stud Dan Price (pictured by self). Courtesy: Facebook.

“America’s best boss” and yacht surfing stud Dan Price brought low after allegations he grabbed woman by throat after she refused kiss, did parking lot “doughnuts” in his Tesla to teach her further lesson!

Minority Report.

Almost four years ago we learned, here, about the “best boss in America.” Dan Price achieved fame for slashing his own CEO pay in order to give the employees of his credit card company a $70,000 per year minimum wage. He was hailed as a wonderful example of modern corporate generosity and chill vibes.

Also a noted “yacht surfer.”

Well, it turns out that Price has been accused of sexual abuse and various other naughty bits of bad behavior. A damning New York Times feature paints an unflattering portrait of the man along with with a recent New York Post piece which declares:

Earlier this year, Seattle prosecutors charged Price with misdemeanor assault and reckless driving after he allegedly attempted to kiss the woman following a business meeting and then grabbed her by the throat when she rejected his advances.

After the alleged altercation, Price purportedly drove to a parking lot and performed “doughnuts” in his Tesla while she was still in the car, according to the Seattle Times. Price pleaded not guilty to the charge in May and has denied wrongdoing.

“Mr. Price respects the legal process and is confident that he will be vindicated in court,” an attorney for the executive told the outlet earlier this year.

Creepy, if true, but also look at his picture (above).

I think it could be argued that any man who appears like that should be preemptively locked up.

And/or any man that does parking lot doughnuts in a Tesla.

Plus yacht surfs.

Precrime like Minority Report.

And I hear you thinking, “First they came for the young, long-haired (heavily-conditioned) CEOs with veneer grins and a penchant for selfies and I did not speak out – because I wasn’t a young, long-haired (heavily-conditioned) CEO with veneer grin or a penchant for selfies.”

But seriously.

Tesla doughnuts.

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tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
4 years ago

order sir? “Yes, I’ll have a McCoffee and a doughnut to go…around my stake!”
sir, pull over to the waiting area, while I call the police…
“But officers, she mistook my order, and I just blew her a kiss!”

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
4 years ago

also Delorean. need 2 of each for spare parts…

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
4 years ago

keep going, also: J-Law, J-Garner, Scar-Jo, E-Lo?

Elo's Stool
Elo's Stool
4 years ago

Disgraceful

Sellme fitzgobbins
Sellme fitzgobbins
4 years ago

Very quiet donuts no doubt

Manuka
Manuka
4 years ago

Dan Cheap

notsurfingtoday
notsurfingtoday
4 years ago

Lock him up! Lock him up! Lock him up!

Tom
Tom
4 years ago

I wonder which electric car performs the best donuts?? Game on for some insta tool to pursue
Fuck electric cars that no cunt will be able to afford nor fill up nor go anywhere in

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
4 years ago
Reply to  Tom

what’s the first thing that needs to be replaced on any and all electrical devices? now imagine entire cities, states, and countries relying on electrical grids whose main storage units are…

batteries/

Knetter
Knetter
4 years ago
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Dovakin
Dovakin
4 years ago

Fuck Tesla. Fuck this guy.

channelbottom
channelbottom
4 years ago

Are ‘Tesla Donuts’ some foul electronically not-fried psuedo-confectionary?

Deep Fat all the way for the real donut.

MACA. Make Adult Cholesterol Apex

ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
4 years ago

In a Tesla? Yes, charge him w rape!

disqus_00d1gIXedO
disqus_00d1gIXedO
4 years ago

If it weren’t for my ability to feign hip coolness within the Sprinter Van-hip-CEO-Laird-creamer lifestyles well then……fuck I haven’t a backup plan. Invest in my crypto, yo

Sean Connery
Sean Connery
4 years ago

Buy Doge. Please. Help me get out of this hole I am in. Thank you.

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
4 years ago

Fucking Tesla doughnuts. What a fuckwit.

PRN
PRN
4 years ago
Reply to  Dogsnuts

Anyone who owns a Tesla is an idiot.

disqus_00d1gIXedO
disqus_00d1gIXedO
4 years ago
Reply to  PRN

Are you saying Kelly’s homie Elon is fucking idiotically over represented?!?!?!? in the media cuz he’s rich? How dare you ..reveal the actual facts. Fuckhead is an idiot who can fuck himself on Mars for all I care

Mullet
Mullet
4 years ago

bro! elon exhibit A-
https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
4 years ago
Reply to  PRN

Correction. They are fuckwits.

Some Guy
Some Guy
4 years ago
Reply to  PRN

Anyone who makes a statement like this is very intelligent.

Com Turren
Com Turren
4 years ago

The Price is wrong

disqus_00d1gIXedO
disqus_00d1gIXedO
4 years ago
Reply to  Com Turren

The Price is Inflated


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