"Give us at least 80%!"
"Give us at least 80%!"

Protests erupt in street as premium surf magazine partners with canvas shoe juggernaut to turn back clock on equality, inviting only half the number of women as men to “reimagined” Pipeline Masters!

Putting the "master" back into Pipeline!

The World Surf League has been on a heavy, heavy equality push over the last handful of years and, whether you like it or not, somewhat admirably so. Attempting to level a playing field that has been tilted since forever. Women not getting a shot. Women being blamed for not getting a shot then not performing when bone is thrown or being thrown a fake bone that is called “real” (where WSL notably fails). Women asked to do better with a fraction of the resources to go, post up at critical waves, hire nutritionists, massage therapists, coaches, etc.

Vans, owned by VF and raking in one billion dollars year, has the extra scratch but seems to prefer posture and make-believe, performance, to actually making a difference.

In any case, and on the same theme, the canvas shoe juggernaut has partnered with premium surf magazine Stab in order to re-imagine the months-away Pipeline Masters. As you certainly recall, the world’s premier surf event is no longer part of the World Surf League. In some lofty wisdom, Pipeline now hosts the year’s first event though it is not the “masters,” rather the “pro,” with Lower Trestles becoming crown jewel.

New can be so wonderful and the new Pipeline Masters is set to be a progressive air show with new judging criteria, selection process, more locals, 40 men invited from across time, space, history and… only 20 women.

50%.

Not even the non-adjusted average female annual salary of around 80% the average male salary.

A very public and aggressive turning back of equality’s clock.

The definition of tokenization.

Protests erupting in streets.

But are you there holding a picket sign or simply excited for a re-imagined Master?

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Chazz Michael Michaels
Chazz Michael Michaels
4 years ago

See since Stab made a habit of poaching BG writers, can BG think about posting Stab’s accountant or whoever holds the coin?

Wayne Lunch
Wayne Lunch
4 years ago

Lets not forget that before being women, they were a rib.

ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
4 years ago
Reply to  Wayne Lunch

F yeah! They have a certain equity, when it comes to Pipe!

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
4 years ago
Reply to  Wayne Lunch

truth in tsj…to be cont…

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
4 years ago

women in vibram soles/

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
4 years ago

Van’s Rainbow Pipeline:

buy skate shoes & surf sandals

Jungle drum
Jungle drum
4 years ago

Bitches gonna bitch ❤️

Capt Sensible
Capt Sensible
4 years ago

What ever happened to Patagoni now there is some serious cultural rip off pricks.

disqus_00d1gIXedO
disqus_00d1gIXedO
4 years ago

Which streets? I have Molotov cocktails on the ready with more efficacy than OuterKnown’s “sweatshop to you” supply chain line. Lemme know where/when to hurl them

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
4 years ago

bonfire…keep it safely in the 55-gallon barrels, and pick-up your trash and embers before you go!

https://scontent-sjc3-1.xx….

ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
4 years ago
Reply to  tim_nelsen

good ‘ol tower nineteen.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
4 years ago
Reply to  ValiantScorn

interns needed, also for rent by the hour!

Stick man
Stick man
4 years ago

You shoes. You lose.

Nonagon_Infinity
Nonagon_Infinity
4 years ago

Parplarn

Dogs balls
Dogs balls
4 years ago

Maybe they cut all the chicks that refused to paddle out when it got big last year. Starting with the ringleader Tyler (we don’t get to practice) Wright. Hard to do a signature layback when it’s pitching 10 foot.
Maybe they could a lot Filipe in the womens he enjoys the girls conditions

Capt Sensible
Capt Sensible
4 years ago
Reply to  Dogs balls

Or got conveniently ill with covid

Surfer
Surfer
4 years ago

What’s more interesting is that DR was mentioned in the comments section of Swellnet.
Comment is below
“Stab has been putting out some pretty good shit for a while now. Well produced, innovative and entertaining. Thank Christ they’ve finally shunned the “Hey, Honey” remnants of Reilly’s reign and found their own voice.”

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
4 years ago
Reply to  Surfer

Were many kind things expressed about me?

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
4 years ago

“can you do DJ…
what are you currently reading, or re-reading…
best wave…
share more historical articles?”

Surfer
Surfer
4 years ago

The comment was above.

channelbottom
channelbottom
4 years ago
Reply to  Surfer

You need to introduce the power of quotation marks to your reportage.

Surfer
Surfer
4 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

I agree. Should have concentrated more but I had a 12 year old kid demanding for more crap he doesn’t need and I was about to lose my shit. Fuck I feel sorry for the bosses of the next generation. They just consume.


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