World’s greatest surfer gives hell to Dems on border security and vaccine mandates…
In a prolific twenty-four hours, Kelly Slater has opened multiple fronts on Instagram, lambasting not only beginner foil-boarders in Florida, but also his beloved Democrats’ policies on border security and vaccine mandates.
Six days ago, the former world number one tennis player Novak Djokovic was forced to withdraw from the US Open due to travel restrictions into the US as a result of being unvaccinated against COVID-19.
Novak is a great champion and it is very unfortunate that he will be unable to compete at the 2022 US Open, as he is unable to enter the country due to the federal government’s vaccination policy for non-U.S. citizens,” Stacey Allaster, the US Open tournament director, said in a statement. “We look forward to welcoming Novak back at the 2023 US Open.”
In a subsequent post to his millions of followers, Slater ran a screenshot of a @jerrynews story about Djokovic’s exclusion from the tournament with various comments pasted on the image,
“YOU STILL CAN’T COME TO AMERICA UNVAX’D?”
“Is the US really still doing this? @djokernole you deserve better. Or you could just walk across the southern border. RIDICULOUS”
In January, Slater waded into a similar fracas when Djokovic was booted out of Australia despite a vaccine-exemption.
“Maybe Stockholm Syndrome can now change its name to Melbourne/Australia Syndrome,” Slater wrote. “It’s sad to see the celebrated division by the “virtuous” vaccinated. If you’re vaccinated why are you concerned/worried about anyone else’s status… unless, of course, it doesn’t protect you? Or you’re scared you’ll catch it or upset you had to take the risk of vaccination yourself? So much brainwashed hatred in people’s hearts regardless of vax status.”
When readers argued against his case, Slater was quick to push the blade home, demonstrating a broad knowledge of the disease and the hastily produced vaccine, a sample of ’em below.
Based on what occured with and to the indigenous American settlers of this brave new unpeopled continent, I can’t say I don’t concur with prevailing medical advice. Novak Jokic, thanks but no thanks. I’ll be okay with my squash, corn, and bean harvest along with my hunting and gathering. I don’t wanna borrow your blanket, my Anglo interloper. But thanks anyway
most of my life has been on harder side……I don’t think Kelly will ever talk about me again…….or talk to me ,as my world is totally different to his……man the gutter is so comfy and real,LOL
Kyrios looks like a good bet for those inclined.
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Hate to break the bad news of history to you learn-ed scholars of such issues, but in all factual actuality the longest of standing western-Euro cultures in the New World walked thru (from South to north) what’s now known as the US southern border, as determined by Anglos when Texas finally decided it’d rather be Anglo than Latino. That, and war, set the southern border. To keep Latino Euros out. Fucking Spanish bastards! Fascinatingly enough, the indigenous who first peopled lands here started creeping in thru the Bering Land Strait about 42 thousand years ago. The Anglos have seemingly forgotten these basic facts. They’ve even so much as indoctrinated an entire continent of western Europeans that what they did was cool and our history is pure as the driven snow. A land above lands. A golden city on the hill. These same folks who’ve indoctrinated the entirety of American history are on the front lines arguing against the truth while labeling the truth as fill-in-the-blank: socialist? cancel culture? anti-white? crt? anti-american? My favorite: revisionist historian? As if a single word I said wasn’t true.
So a question? Only native brutal tribes reign? Not Foreigners? Comedy! What’s the point? Can’t change the balance without massive casualties. What’s the end game. Peace won’t be because of power and greed. Strole for the horizon hoping we don’t get worked!
We all would love a fairy tell ending.
Surfing is not the respite of yesterday and todays problems are forefront with all tech!!!
Wtf are we to do? Cry, protest, post, complain?
Great observations.
Pleas advise.
Can’t find peace in the surf, always searching.
I’d think the best thing to do is acknowledge, come to grips with, and avoid repeating. But that could be faulty or limited in scope! I don’t claim to know. But to truly understand American history is to understand the ultimate pointy end of some ways-of-thinking that’s undoubtedly created some serious historical losers along with its pristine self image and promotion
42,000 years ago? I think not. Try about 10,000.
Perhaps the apex of human flourishing or certain cultures was 10 thousand ago, but 40 thousand is when they started coming from Asia! Sites around the Americas both WAAAAAAY down south as well as here in North America (Clovis) bear this out. The Bering Sea was covered by the ocean again at 11,000 years back. Latest of science, tho you’d be correct to note that like Kelly I’m no epidemiologist
how would you use the word scroll in a sentence? “Wow, apostles, nay-sayers, and derelicts don’t like to scroll.”
THE ARGUMENT: 360 degrees of the what we’ve been reading for the lastt 2-1/2 years…IN BLACK & WHITE! I think? Gotta put on the rose-colored glasses to read it again…the font has blinded me. As an example, just got back from the market, where a women was leading her man by the nose…”Can I help you?” and opened the door sliding door. “Yes, please young man…COVID has blinded my husband.” Apparently her’s as well…cause I look like Jerry Garcia…the husband? Jonah Hill.
Hard to debate something that clearly didn’t stop the spread or infections, right?
Don’t worry, y’all…
The next “booster”…which just so happens to be UNtested on humans…is totes gonna save us from The ‘Rona.
Of course, you’ll still get The ‘Rona and spread The ‘Rona but you’ll be Proudly Vaxxed™️.
And really, what’s more important than a high Social Credit Score…I mean being Poudly Vaxxed™️?
“As many as 5 people I know died within 2 weeks of being vaccinated”. Was it 0, 3, 5? We know it wasn’t 6. I don’t know about you all but I can usually keep track of the deaths of people close to me.
Everyone can keep track of deaths close to them.
A lot of people just don’t know how to join dots is all.
Or turn up their ignorance dial the higher the coincidence list grows.
He’s going to hang around like a bad smell so he can get a ticket to his precious Olympics. Probably thinks he’ll be the flag bearer.
Name a better flag bearer than KS for the US… your misplaced judgement and hate are telling
Get over yourself, this is beach grit you kook. Nothing is sacred.
But youre right, he’ll make a great flag bearer.
For syria.
Kel’s gone full retard. What a kook.
FFS , does Kelly only really worry about the rich and famous, losing their fame and $’s peanuts for Novak…I just read that 40% on Merrycans believe there will be civil war within 10 years….seems like the USA is a basket case of division and who really gives a fuck and would waste time on the vax issue.
I mean if Kelly had have not won Pipe this year…would he have even come to Australia and got vaccinated…so sad to see Kelly dribbling on about inconsequential shit when we have so many other life issues and a future that really needs all hands onboard…he’s vaccinated and so is his GF, que!!
Nah, it’s really just a section of states in the middle of the country also known as dumbfukistan. The people calling for ‘civil war’ are just a bunch of people pissed off about their pathetic lives that they made for themselves and now blame everyone else. Throw a budweiser and a donut in front of them and that’ll keep ’em at bay.
BTW Kelly must have missed the part where the Israeli study was very misleading by not normalizing the data. Once it was normalized the signal was clear. Also they were using people working around covid patients for their viral loads – not rocket science that people working in that environment would have high viral loads compared to an every day person. There’s never any follow up on these studies. I would think someone like KS would have paid more attention to these details. But then that would require him to admit that his stance is a bit off base, and nobody likes to admit they were wrong.
pretty interesting stats on Dens and repubs…….https://http://www.theguardian.com/us-news...
That is interesting.
Mmm, wow.
Stay Guarded kid.
Stereotyping is pathetic.
Nameless experts are pathetic.
Stereotypes are born from reality.
Stereotypes about Aboriginal Australians are born from reality?
LOL!!
reality now theres a subject?
Stay angry!!!
Its looks good on you.
I will and thanks!
Bru.. This place is pretty divided! Weeding out the truth these days is serious work. Most don’t have time to make. I just wrapped eight weeks of work cut 20lbs had very little time to do anything other than grind. Alex jones had one thing right “Info War”..
Here is to hoping that hasn’t effected how much spray you are getting!
The vax debate is a total waste of time but KS is kind of entertaining. It’s funny how riled up people get about the littlest comment. I’m convinced he posts provocative sh*t just to amuse himself.
as if there is not more to worry about than vax vs anti-vax…such old news , sorta stunning Kelly is still bleating on about it..so passe
Inconsequential?? Maybe totally relatable to Kelly? So not a waste of time just empathy.easy to understand that no?
Illegals do walk across the US border by the thousands unvaxed everyday!! Facts? We want heads in the sand? We are surfers right? So sure there are many thousands of issues in the world to care about but our mistress continuously occupies our minds.
he’s antivax , but the minute he might have a chance to win another world title , he got vaxxed after Pipe.
My point is us non-Merrycans , see the whole political Right left/Trump/Biden, division/fragmented society to the point 40% of Merrycans believe a civil war is eminent in the next decade……..maybe all the refugees etc might actually appreciate more the USA’s society ??
Got proof he’s vaxxed?
He never said he was,just hinted he might be.
He’s the most intelligent pro surfer ever.
And he’s been known his whole career to play mind games with both his competitors and the surf media.
Why would he speak out against the vax for months,then suddenly just go get it at 50 years old just to surf fat Bells and Margaret River?
What he’s done is played mind games on the gullible sheep who believe anything they read and get told,to take the heat off himself.
He’s got more chance of winning a 12th world title than getting injected with any experimental concoction funded and designed by a longtime depop enthusist like Bill Gates
yeah he had to be vaxxed to get into Australia. He got vaxed straight after Pipe so he would be able to get the timing right to enter Australia.
So yeah he got vaxxed because he thought he could win another world title….it’s amazing how easily some people will compromise their morals for more fame .glory and money!
Most “intelligent pro surfer ever”? Shaun Thompson has something to say about that. Except that he wouldn’t because he’s less of a narcissistic douchebag. I’m actually convinced Kelly may be on the spectrum. How much OK gear do you own?
Thoughts and prayers to Novak. Poor guy.
Thanks grit for constantly reminding me to put my phone down and go outside.
It does get that way, brother!
20 MT is a powdered laundry detergent, no? decided to wash my bed sheets…you influencer, you!
Scroll Surfer
exactly…straight to comments…way more interesting!
Disqus Bots have marked this comment as hate speech. Must be Kelly fans.
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Scrolling took so long I could have walked to the Southern border and back by the time I scrolled to the comments.
My scolling took so long I could have travelled through central america with a caravan of migrants, crossed the border with my drugs, guns (you’re welcome, by the way!) and diseases, stolen the jobs and freedom of millions of hardworking real americans, facilitated the infiltration of a communist regime that rigged elections and installed a puppet president, and then went back again to fetch the rest of my criminal friends
If I didn’t waste so much time scrolling bg I would build a wall.
That fuck em
shit that sounds like the pilgrims and the new Merrycans raping and pillaging and stealing land off the local inhabitants…….lets hope those southerners can wipe out the white colonial privileged immigrants!!
A remarkably familiar tale!
Internet cooking recipes usually have a box you click on that says “go to recipe”, in order to skip the article and go straight to the recipe. Articles like this make me wish BG had a feature like that: “go to comments”. All that scrolling! Fuck me… my morning is halfway over.
You’d be fucked off if someone managed to leverage that glitch to load this comment thread into like a single paragraph article. Equal scroll equal pay.
[remind myself that quitting instagram was a fantastic idea]
..and Kelly wonders why he’s not “in the moment”.
My scrolling took so long that the chicken I was roasting respawned and laid eggs and they hatched and now I have a quiver of chickens or is that a flock?
chicken huts on both sides of my property line…just put in new fly catchers…and neither offer me eggs…just killing time until my auto-scrolling stops…
sonds like the dead beach scrolls!!??
Disraeli Gears is three guys making a big splash…8 track sound track non-stop on all surf searches…scroll down for more…
I scrolled a bunch a wax on my stick..
Still scrolling…
That is a copy and pasting masterpiece Derek!
Practice makes perfect!
Didn’t Kelly get vaxed to come to Australia for Bells?
He’s from Florida.
One of the states that’s been against the whole covid and vax agenda,led by their governor.
I’d imagine it’s not too difficult for one to find an anti covid agenda doctor to type in your name on the vax passport system without injecting the stuff into them.
Perhaps an under the table fee helps.
Better still if you’ve got a good friend that’s a doctor.
I bet Kelly knows some back at Coco Beach.
yes!